Laslo Kenez Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) [center][size="7"][font="Arial Black"]The Brown Post[/font][/size][/center] [b][size="5"][font="Franklin Gothic Medium"]"Arrogant" Global Alliance dismisses criticism with "wave of hand"[/font][/size][/b] Despite continuing accusations of arrogance, the Global Alliance and Treaty Organisation (popularly referred to as GATO) has dismissed criticism as "dull and irrelevant". In a new interview that critics claim typifies the current tact of the alliance, current Assembly Chairman Laslo Kenez mocked his opponents, calling them "an unwashed bunch of whiners". He then performed a hand gesture that has been seen by many as a "lazy and low-effort swipe at the air". In further comments, Kenez claimed that "we're pretty much untouchable since we joined CnG, so we're basically just doing whatever we want. Who's going to stop us? What utter children. It's laughable, they are so far beneath me that I struggle to make out who they actually are. All I've been unable to discern is that they are filthy and stupid". Foreign Minister Lanore refused to condemn the candid leader. Critics have reacted furiously to the comments, and are staging an OWF protest in response. One, who asked not to be named, stated that "GATO will be wiped from the map, they truly are a worthless alliance that has drank deep from the fumes of some minor power," adding that "CnG kinda sucks anyway". [b][size="5"][font="Franklin Gothic Medium"]GATO completes elections[/font][/size][/b] After nearly a week of campaigning, GATO has completed its regular election process. [b]Laslo Kenez will serve another term as Assembly Chairman[/b], and [b]Lanore[/b] pipped Kevlar and Morte to win the race for [b]Minister of Foreign Affairs[/b] again. [b]jaquesparblue retook the Ministry of Defense role[/b] uncontested, and [b]Armen17 takes over as Minister of Domestic Affairs[/b]. In a three-way clash for Minister of Finance, [b]Kublakhan[/b] defeated Dre4mwe4ver and DarthCyfe6 to once again become the [b]Minister of Finance[/b]. In a tight Congressional race, a host of new faces were elected. Former IAA members [b]Ari and IG-756[/b] will take elected posts for the first time alongside new members [b]Heinrich and Legend McAwesome[/b]. Older faces [b]Sisao and Lossantos[/b] won as well, while former Assembly Chairman [b]Letub[/b] won the most votes. [b][size="5"][font="Franklin Gothic Medium"]Mongols Attacked[/font][/size][/b] First time kinda strange, second time not a particular surprise. -- Edited March 1, 2012 by Laslo Kenez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel Heinrich Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Great line up. o/ GATO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leet Guy Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Typical GATO "look-at-me-we're-in-CnG" aggression, literally the monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walling Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 [quote name='Leet Guy' timestamp='1330629365' post='2931397'] Typical GATO "look-at-me-we're-in-CnG" aggression, literally the monster. [/quote] The ODN is appalled to see the monster that GATO has become. We'll be voting them out shortly. Also, congrats to all my GATO friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manis B Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 roll troll lols the polls congrats to a pretty ok group of people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) My admin, at what point does your arrogance end? Clearly letting you into our bloc was a mistake. Congrats on elections. Edited March 1, 2012 by Ayatollah Bromeini Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiro Nakara Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Congratulations GATO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 This outrage will not stand! Also, that thing Laslo said was a bit impolite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
letub Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 I can't believe the ego coming from this alliance. o/ GATO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Who's gonna screw with us now? A bunch of pathetic micros? Of course not, they will get rolled (so actually, you would be doing us and the rest of planet bob a favor DoW'ing us.) So yeah, that's what I thought, no one f*cks with CnG. Congratulations to our new arrogant line up filled with ass hats and egotists! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dochartaigh Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 (edited) Sexy gov line-up GATO. Congrats to IG for making gov!!! Glad to see he is active again. Also, who seriously wants Kubla in gov.... <3 you Kubla. Edited March 1, 2012 by Dochartaigh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanore Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 [quote name='Dochartaigh' timestamp='1330634218' post='2931436'] Sexy gov line-up GATO. [/quote] You have no idea. ~.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Wilson Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 That is all. Also, what ego? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saniiro Matsudaira Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Utterly horrible. Obligatory "'Sup, Lanore?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cataduanes Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Bad luck Kevlar , well done to everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sojourner Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 Congrats all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justinb904 Posted March 1, 2012 Report Share Posted March 1, 2012 You know, just the other day I was wondering if y'all still had anyone worth while in gov running the place. I guess this answers it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avakael Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Who's going to stop you? That'll be the NP~ OH %&@#. Have fun with your new government Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanore Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 [quote name='Saniiro Matsudaira' timestamp='1330639547' post='2931492'] Utterly horrible. Obligatory "'Sup, Lanore?" [/quote] *unf* Not much honestly. Now that I've routed out the old guard it's time to bring my real agenda to fruition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Yay, Kubla's back in gov! : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lanore Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 [quote name='Gibsonator21' timestamp='1330650618' post='2931593'] Yay, Kubla's back in gov! : [/quote] Miss you too Gibs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Congrats to my friends up there. Mainly IG, he's a great guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 The best part is this announcement could be taken entirely seriously and be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shimmer Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 [quote name='Roquentin' timestamp='1330654985' post='2931620'] The best part is this announcement could be taken entirely seriously and be true. [/quote] It was serious. Next thing you know we will be touting "Do Something About It." That's after we sanction Mongols and kick them off Brown via TimLee Doctrine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crymson Posted March 2, 2012 Report Share Posted March 2, 2012 Congratulations, CAT Alliance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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