Captain Enema Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Mr. Homer Dur Homer of the People's Party of Central Trollasia send a polite message to the African Union Pact demanding in the politest possible way for the recognition of the new nation of Central Trollasia and admittance into the African Union Pact. To prevent confusion a map is include with said message. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/sOISn.png?1[/IMG] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Minister Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Trollasia? Do your people associate yourselves with the East? Minister Teguse would be quoted as saying with bewilderment at Mr. Homer Dur Homer's request. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axolotlia Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 (edited) The PRA is weary of the name of this nation given its location in Central Africa. We, of course, hope our worry is for naught. Edited December 10, 2012 by Axolotlia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Nothing Asian about us, we just happen to be an admirer of internet memes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Zephyr Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 [quote name='Tidy Bowl Man' timestamp='1355112602' post='3062294'] Mr. Homer Dur Homer of the People's Party of Central Trollasia send a polite message to the African Union Pact demanding in the politest possible way for the recognition of the new nation of Central Trollasia and admittance into the African Union Pact. To prevent confusion a map is include with said message. [img]http://i.imgur.com/sOISn.png?1[/img] [/quote] "Uhh what? This is quite sudden. I wasn't aware of any political uprisings in our norther borders... Could you provide us some more information good sir?" The Haven AUP representative scratched his head in confusion at the strange new nation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axolotlia Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 (edited) [quote name='Tidy Bowl Man' timestamp='1355112859' post='3062298'] Nothing Asian about us, we just happen to be an admirer of internet memes. [/quote] Many in the PRA are very fond of the so called "internet memes," as they are called. Unfortunately I am too busy with my diplomatic position to really keep up with what the "cool" "cats" are talking about. However, we appreciate your clarification and would like to voice our support for their recognition and acceptance into the AUP, if this was truly an organic organization into a autonomous sovereign state from the people of this region. Edited December 10, 2012 by Axolotlia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 [quote name='Lord Zephyr' timestamp='1355112933' post='3062299'] "Uhh what? This is quite sudden. I wasn't aware of any political uprisings in our norther borders... Could you provide us some more information good sir?" The Haven AUP representative scratched his head in confusion at the strange new nation. [/quote] I wouldn't call it a political uprising, more of a political inrising, or a surge of sorts. You know the kind of surge you get in your pants when you beat some fat kid's face in when playing an MMO or some other sort of internet browser game? Well maybe not that kind of surge, that's just sick and we Trollasians reject this sort of thinking as too disturbing and unfair to fat kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Lithaen Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 The Confederacy supports their entry into the AUP, with conditions to remedy the issues brought to light with our acceptance of Regius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 We don't have any of your bases near us to try and pick fights with. I don't think you'll have to worry about us being a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Zephyr Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 "Well that's good enough for us. They get Haven's vote." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Minister Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 The Principality will tentatively follow its fellow member states' sentiments and vote Aye - but it must protest this obviously Asian sounding name as an affront to the good ole, hard working [s]American[/s] African citizen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 "Central Republic of Trollican" then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axolotlia Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 The PRA shall be voting Aye on their membership as well in case that wasn't clear enough. which brings us to a positive majority of AUP nations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mara Lithaen Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 "Central Republic of Trollantis" could work as a name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 Central Republic of Trollantis it is, thank you for your consideration and I will look forward to assaulting the enemies of African with cat memes. By the way, can anyone send me a bunch of ships, bombs, missiles, and fancy planes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vedran Posted December 10, 2012 Report Share Posted December 10, 2012 (edited) Denel SOC Ltd., the largest defence manufacturer in South Africa, will be happy to share its inventory information with Trollantis, so that both sides can come to an equitable deal. Denel makes everything from small arms to mine-protected troop transports to long-range howitzers and scout vehicles. Training in Arctican-produced equipment can be provided by a number of groups including Hourglass International, Inc, which Denel can contact on your behalf. Edited December 10, 2012 by Vedran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Minister Posted February 28, 2013 Report Share Posted February 28, 2013 A single red flare was launched from the salt lands of Dallol in Northern Ethiopia. While insignificant in and of itself, the flare would be met with a flurry of similar launches throughout North-Eastern Ethiopia and Sudan. Changes would soon be afoot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Minister Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Public Due to recent events totally not resulting from a war or other conflict (OOC: as I believe the war is wiped pending discussions between myself and Centurius), the African Union is no more. Custodial duties of both the African Union Security Forces (AUSF) as well as the African Union Protectorate Authority (AUPA) will fall under the jurisdiction of the Office of the Avatar-of-War for military and defense matters, and Sovereign House Sidamo and the Monastic Order of Medicine (MOM) for civil caretaking and development. The ranks, hardware and military positions belonging to the AUSF and AUPA will immediately be assigned to their immediate locales under the direct jurisdiction of the aforementioned. All personnel wishing to maintain duties will be impressed into the Aeon military. Former AUSF and AUPA positions will be manned and protected by the Aeon military. Private The Principality, recognizing the added responsibility placed upon its shoulders to maintain the work and vigilance of the AU, AUSF and AUPA shall immediately begin an expansion of its already formidable military infrastructure and hardware. All STARS compliant former allied equipment would serve to bolster the Aeon's growing ranks as local protectorate citizens flocked to fill the ranks. The Aeon's military industry, built upon the cornerstone 'microplant', decentralized model would be driven to continue its production of arms, ammunition and weapons systems with a shifting focus from solely defensive surface to air, radar and early warning models to a mixed plate including additional rapid response and offensive systems. Precision guided, sensor fuzed weapons of all sizes would be sought, with new small arms advancements being made to supplement existing counter and insurgency capabilties of the common soldier in a highly networked battlefield. Additional anti-space capabilities would be sought, with a number of hypothetical simulations resulting in an increased focus on space denial being a cornerstone of any defense of the continent. Space-to-space weaponry, or the ability to quickly implement and launch such devices much like the fabled Japanese capability during the 2000's would be sought, and addtional launch infrastructure would be sought so that such methods would not so easily be negated. African territories currently under the protection of the Principality would be examined for placement of distant early warning systems. Increased focus would be placed on the increasingly hostile Indian and Atlantic Oceans. From Seychelles to Mauritania, hardened Aeon positions would be constructed. Protectorates would see a rise in Aeon military hardware being deployed, affording a much broader deployment of the millions strong Aeon armed forces. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Private to Aeon: Legion Ltd would like to enter into an agreement to serve as a quick reaction force, division sized, for Aeon to assist with the security of the African protectorates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Executive Minister Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 Private to Aeon: Legion Ltd would like to enter into an agreement to serve as a quick reaction force, division sized, for Aeon to assist with the security of the African protectorates. This is a most welcome gesture. With the loss of the Union, we feel a move towards the past is in order. We will accept this agreement and await your forces with open arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Enema Posted March 28, 2013 Report Share Posted March 28, 2013 The Port of Sudan region once again finds itself the center of activity as hundreds of men begin preparing for duty. As the Legion had not taken the field for quite sometime it is projected a six month shakedown period would be needed to train new recruits for field duty. The proposed force will consist of four airmobile regimental combat teams and ancillary units, in essence a self-contained firebrigade for local hot spots and regional security assignments all under the command of one Jebidiah Denard, son of Robert E. Denard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShammySocialist Posted March 29, 2013 Report Share Posted March 29, 2013 [b]South African Foreign Service Public Statement[/b] "As a fellow nation-state of the continent, the Union of South Africa would like to extend a friendly offer to the Principality to assist in policing and protection duties across Southern and Central Africa. Although our military and security forces continue to build themselves up to full strength, the opportunity to deploy abroad of the nation's borders for our soldiers would prove to be worth the experience." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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