USMC123 Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 [center][img]http://i.imgur.com/zh5UL.png[/img] Recently, a certain Comrade Hereno posted about some sort "socialist revolution" and attempted to overthrow the capitalist, democratic, and legitimate government of Tetris. The CEO's of the corporations thriving off of the Capitalist Tetris, myself included, would not stand for this attempt at essentially destroying our grand alliance. As such, we opened up our banks and funded a private army to combat the socialists. Needless to say, our private army, with its superior training and high tech weaponry easily smashed the socialists with their puny pistols and rifles. We purged the socialists until they were nearly all dead, when we discovered a horrible truth. Our dear leader, Ridin_High (aka Logan) not only allowed the uprising, but secretly supported it! We could not let this stand, he could not corrupt our Capitalist Utopia. We proceeded to depose him by force, but we, being merciful corporate [s]overl[/s] enterprises, had mercy on Logan and the socialists as they recognized a socialist utopia is no utopia at all, and that they were wrong in their actions. They have recognized the only utopia is a Capitalist Utopia, and as a gesture of goodwill to our former socialist constituents, we have allowed two of their former leaders to maintain a position of authority in our new, improved Capitalist utopia, which I personally will oversee. To assist me in this endeavor will be my oil controlling friend, ali5541. Thank you.[/center] [spoiler]Do to being too busy for CN IRL, Lowgain has stepped down and yours truly is the new supreme overlord of the Tetreich. Current.gov: Game Developer: USMC123 Project Manager: ali5541 Programmer of Foreign Matters: Vacant (will be handled by USMC until filled) Programmer of Game Patent: Hereno Programmer of Components: Tank4ever Programmer of the Matrix: ali5541 Game Councilors: Rhaemyr, Kenfolk, and Logan[/spoiler] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BloodFury Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 I will miss Logan in power. Best of luck on the outside. And best of luck to my friend USMC123. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Drege Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 To continuing your further awesome, Tetris! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BladeX Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 Couping, brb. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
lordliam Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 [quote name='BladeX' timestamp='1327294083' post='2905251'] Couping, brb. [/quote] Worse than Blade. -1. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Tank4ever Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 Dont worry Logan, he is just keeping the seat warm until you initiate your masterful coup! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Bob Ilyani Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 Congrats USMC, you deserve this title. o/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Hereno Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 Whether you like it or not, history is on our side. We will bury you! [spoiler]Also, congrats on the promotions. [/spoiler] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Logan Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 Reason will prevail. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 I refuse to recognize this decadent, bourgeoisie ruling class claiming authority over the Soviet Socialist Republic of Tetris. D: Congrats guys! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ali5541 Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 Wait what? I got a promotion? and to project manager no less? WHY WASN'T I INFORMED OF THIS BEFORE?!?!? brb, couping As a side note, yay us! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Deadwartin Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 /me salutes Tetris Flag Onward to a Tetris Inc.-owned Future* *[size="1"]Tetris Flag, Tetris, Its trademarks, members, infra, tech, and Name are the Corporate Property of Tetris Incorporated. Use of said items is here by forbidden under the Law of Tetris Incorporated unless giving permission. [/size] Quote Link to post Share on other sites
USMC123 Posted January 23, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 [quote name='ali5541' timestamp='1327324290' post='2905458'] Wait what? I got a promotion? and to project manager no less? WHY WASN'T I INFORMED OF THIS BEFORE?!?!? brb, couping As a side note, yay us! [/quote] Oh ali... smh Anyway, looking forward to improving Tetris's image with the world and returning her to her former glory. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Saniiro Matsudaira Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 Capitalist Tetris Only Pollard and his Keynesian ways will return Tetris to its glory. All kidding aside, congrats on the new leadership, guys, and good luck to Logan on whatever he does in the meantime. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Baltus Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 Congratulations CEO USMC. We must keep those commies down. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
supercoolyellow Posted January 23, 2012 Report Share Posted January 23, 2012 (edited) Congratulations and best of luck to USMC and the new gov, except for Tank4ever, who has a horrible sig and avatar combination. Edited January 23, 2012 by supercoolyellow Quote Link to post Share on other sites
AirMe Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 You put that guy Vacant in the MoFA position? That guy is a first class @#$%^&* Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Baltus Posted January 24, 2012 Report Share Posted January 24, 2012 [quote name='AirMe' timestamp='1327370097' post='2905886'] You put that guy Vacant in the MoFA position? That guy is a first class @#$%^&* [/quote] He's had experience in many alliances, I hear. He looks a bit inactive though. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
USMC123 Posted January 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2012 [quote name='Baltus' timestamp='1327370845' post='2905899'] He's had experience in many alliances, I hear. He looks a bit inactive though. [/quote] He really is horribly inactive. I shouldn't have to do his job, but it is what it is. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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