Endurance Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 [quote name='WorldConqueror' timestamp='1324700951' post='2885384'] Yes. I guess we have different ideas of what constitutes worst. Insults are fine for me, whereas childish, intellectually-stunted, dead meme-laden alliances based around beer and bacon are not. But hey, at least I didn't bridge dwell the OP as was my first instinct. [/quote] Please don't insult bacon. Bacon is a legitimate food group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerridwyn Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Was very nicely done. As the solstice has passed for this year, may the lord and lady give you the blessings you deserve in this time of dark nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rampage3 Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Well done Fark. Merry Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Happy Holidays. Let it glow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StevieG Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 That was quality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endurance Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 (edited) [quote name='WorldConqueror' timestamp='1324700951' post='2885384'] Yes. I guess we have different ideas of what constitutes worst. Insults are fine for me, whereas childish, intellectually-stunted, dead meme-laden alliances based around beer and bacon are not. But hey, at least I didn't bridge dwell the OP as was my first instinct. [/quote] I just noticed you mentioned beer there, that was not cool. Didn't you know the saying "Insult bacon at your own peril, disrespect beer and you shall be overcomed." Edited December 24, 2011 by Endurance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrAstro34 Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Oh how I love the winter... especially getting a nuclear one, so much ash and snow! Hope everyone has happy holidays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endurance Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 DON'T YOU MESS WITH BACON AND BEER!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JermaniWright Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 this seems like a wonderful alliance to join Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daimos Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 That was pretty good OP. Happy Holidays! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroRemorse Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 danke fark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuse Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 IC: Merry Christmas everyone! OOC: Happy Holidays everyone! OOIC: Merry everyone! IOOC: This flannel is making my elbows itchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atanatar Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 [quote name='WorldConqueror' timestamp='1324700951' post='2885384'] Yes. I guess we have different ideas of what constitutes worst. [/quote] That's reasonable. [quote]Insults are fine for me, whereas childish, intellectually-stunted, dead meme-laden alliances based around beer and bacon are not.[/quote] For having a problem with childish and intellectually stunted alliances, you sure have no problem with childish, intellectually-stunted discourse. But, having admitted you live under a bridge, it's not surprising. Have a good evening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endurance Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Did you know beer came from Mars and bacon came from Venus? Do you even know what that means? They are from outta space!!! THEY ARE FROM OUTTA SPACE!!! MAN!!! They're here to take over the WORLD! They've been planning this for billions of years! THEY ARE KILLING EVERYBODY MAN!!! You got Beers holding Bacons and jamming down your arteries! This is serious man! WAKE UP AMERICA!!! The Bacons are Commies! They already occupied Wall street! They are coming! WAKE UP AMERICA!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obfuse Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 [quote name='Endurance' timestamp='1324704303' post='2885416'] [s]Did you know beer came from Mars and bacon came from Venus? Do you even know what that means? They are from outta space!!! THEY ARE FROM OUTTA SPACE!!! MAN!!! They're here to take over the WORLD! They've been planning this for billions of years! THEY ARE KILLING EVERYBODY MAN!!! You got Beers holding Bacons and jamming down your arteries! This is serious man! WAKE UP AMERICA!!! The Bacons are Commies! They already occupied Wall street! They are coming! WAKE UP AMERICA!!![/s] All is well. [/quote] This message brought to you in part by: SOPA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krack Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Merry Christmas everyone!* [size="1"]* Except for TPF[/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gizmo Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Great job with the song FARK! I actually found myself singing along as I read it. Merry Christmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain V Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 (edited) A tip of the Santa hat to all my opponents this month. You've made this the most fun I've had in CN in years and I hope the holidays find you and your families well. /now let's spike the egg nog and have an awkward CN holiday party filled with brimming sexual tension Edited December 24, 2011 by Captain V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximillian Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 I thouroughly enjoyed this! Merry Christmas to you as well, Fark, and to everyone else on this glowing Planet Bob! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmckenna Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 "What's merry about all this, you ask? Just this: We have absorbed everything that has been thrown at us from the North, East, South and West. We have identifications from nine enemy alliances. The NPO armies surround us, their radios blare our doom. Their commander demanded our surrender, and received the following reply... 'NUTS!' [b]We are giving our alliance and our loved ones at home a worthy Christmas present, and, being privileged to take part in this gallant feat of arms, are truly making for ourselves a Merry Christmas.[/b]" Just a little rewrite of a rather historic Christmastime WWII memo for the history buffs (emphasis mine). Merry Christmas/happy holidays to all! I hope everyone gets everything they want this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litha Riddle Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Happy holidays to you too Fark! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brucemania Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Well done FARK and a very happy Holiday to you all as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LordDarknessOfLight Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 [quote name='masterbake' timestamp='1324704998' post='2885425'] Great job with the song FARK! I actually found myself singing along as I read it. Merry Christmas [/quote] I have to agree with this man here! Quite lovely and I sang it as well Well done! Hope you all have a Merry Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timberland Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 Merry Christmas, love the poem, Cheers on letting it glow in to the new year !!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ch33kY Posted December 24, 2011 Report Share Posted December 24, 2011 (edited) By droping nukes, I'm saving Fark money on Christmas tree lights by helping them glow. Have a merry Christmas, happy Chanukah, kwazy Kwanza, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn, dignified Ramadan. Edited December 24, 2011 by Ch33kY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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