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How many of you can remember an age of yore when free souls fought against men who bore hearts of machine and were fuelled by fascist desire? Who among you can say "I remember when the free fought against the Reich!"? How fewer of you can state "I withstood the shock of the fascist tremor!"? And lo, the world has turned once more! The terrible struggle arrives with the arrival of a glorious dawn. War begins once more between the people who cry out for freedom and equality and the soulless human animals that cry out for country and race. I speak of--of course--MCXA.

T'was not so long ago that the LSF engaged in a War of Assassins against MCXA, and that we allowed them merciful terms in the aftermath. Out of all our terms for a proper surrender, one stood most paramount. A member of MCXA was to watch the 1984 classic "Dune", directed by David Lynch. We had allowed many a moon to pass for this end to be accomplished; this had never come to pass. Such an outcome is unacceptable.

As a result, we hereby state our status of war upon MCXA. No amount of spice shall stay our hands. We will have all of their stockpiles of melange. We shall be assuming command of all MCXA spice production facilities on Arrakis. Oh, we're also doing this for INT or whatnot.

The spice must flow.

Signed for the LSF:
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The Delegate's Council of the Libertarian Socialist Federation

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Oooooh you $%&@ers even had me fooled with this and I've known about this for like two days now. >:|


Good luck, my anarchist brothers.

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[quote name='Aggressivenutmeg' timestamp='1323495423' post='2871952']
T'was not so long ago that the LSF engaged in a War of Assassins against MCXA, and that we allowed them merciful terms in the aftermath. Out of all our terms for a proper surrender, one stood most paramount. A member of MCXA was to watch the 1984 classic "Dune", directed by David Lynch. We had allowed many a moon to pass for this end to be accomplished; this had never come to pass. Such an outcome is unacceptable.
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. . . or don't pursue terms you can't enforce.

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a large amount of people have gathered around comrade anarquista's royal palace,
"food not bombs" they say, "make love not war" they say,
comrade anarquista releases the hounds and the pigs on the people in order to maintain civility,
flashbangs, teargases and peppersprays,

comrade anarquista would like to remind the people that "freedom isn't free" and "support the troops"

LSF o7

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[quote name='Aggressivenutmeg' timestamp='1323495423' post='2871952']
How many of you can remember an age of yore when free souls fought against men who bore hearts of machine and were fuelled by fascist desire? Who among you can say "I remember when the free fought against the Reich!"? How fewer of you can state "I withstood the shock of the fascist tremor!"?[/quote]
I can remember and say all of that.

Welcome to the party :)

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[quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1323502213' post='2872222']
So, MCXA has like 30 million NS piled on them? cool... i expect some bawwing about this
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i'll try my best.


:smug: were just that cool to have all those alliance on us




secretly they wish they were us

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[quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1323502213' post='2872222']
So, MCXA has like 30 million NS piled on them? cool... i expect some bawwing about this
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Meh, their's only so many war slots you can fill. I'll just continue to call out Europa for not being the ones to fill them :)

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[quote name='Aggressivenutmeg' timestamp='1323495423' post='2871952']
T'was not so long ago that the LSF engaged in a War of Assassins against MCXA, and that we allowed them merciful terms in the aftermath. Out of all our terms for a proper surrender, one stood most paramount. A member of MCXA was to watch the 1984 classic "Dune", directed by David Lynch. We had allowed many a moon to pass for this end to be accomplished; this had never come to pass. Such an outcome is unacceptable.
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Seriously guys, learn to [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=102762"]read[/url]. :P

[quote]The book Dune was written by Frank Herbert. Which later David Lynch made it into a movie with an all-star cast and screwed it up by confusing the hell out of us.

The story begins with Princess Irulan (that girl from '"Candyman'") giving us a rough outline of the future. Basically, it's the year 10,191 and there is this special spice that everyone needs to travel through space and read minds and such.
Then we are taken to the Emperor of the known universe's palace. It's surrounded by several confusing things (like a guy with a metal nose) but it is actually a few seconds later where all sense is abandoned, as a giant tumor in a tank rolls in and a bald woman sits in another room thinking about him. If you look closely to the left of the tank, one of the men fall over.

So, then we move on to the Atreides family. There's this guy called Leto who is the Duke and his son Paul, the hero of the story. To cut a long story short, they all move to a big desert planet where the special spice comes from and they all get attacked in a plot by the Emperor and the Harkonnens (a bunch of evil, arrogant redheads who install heart plugs in people so they can pull them out for a laugh). The Harkonnens are allied with the Sardaukar, the Emperor's guys, who wear radiation suits and waddle about.

The Guy Who Plays Bluto in the "Popeye" movie runs around a lot, laughing. Dogs run around a bit and they all get killed, except for Paul and his mother Jessica. They flee to the desert, using the power of their robot impressions to escape the clutches of the bad guys and falling into the clutches of the Fremen. The Fremen immediately accept Paul as their leader and he recognizes Sean Young from his dreams, so he immediately assumes her as his lover. Paul says "spice" about 20,000! times throughout the course of this movie, be prepared for that.

He rides around on a giant sandworm, drinks some blue water, and blows up all of Bluto's spice factories with small video cameras. Bluto runs around with evil smirk on his face as Sting looks on, arrogantly.

At one point, the Baron is flying around a room. Sting steps naked out of a big box filled with steam (WTF?) , Bluto walks in, pushes over a midget and eats part of a cow. (WTF!) Through it all the guy with big hair from "Eraserhead" is twisting a box that makes an irritating squeaking noise. (FML) Then they give a bald cat, suspended in a box with a rat stuck to it. (Why am I watching this?)

Paul meets up with Gurney, Jessica has a daughter, and they all plan a big strike on the Emperor. They use atomics at one point, but this seems to make absolutely no difference. They all move into the room. Paul's sister kills the Baron, the Emperor kills Bluto, and Paul kills Sting in a fight and then blows him up. If you look carefully, you will notice that Thufir is there one minute and gone the next, despite efforts to hide this with other footage. Who edited this movie?

Paul's sister proclaims Paul to be the Kwisatz Haderach? (powerful being) and then it starts to rain. Some guy with a beard and a widow's peak says "It is the legend," as he has been doing every five minutes throughout the whole FREAKING movie! Then Paul and Stillgar exchange a knowing man love glance, as they have been doing every five minutes throughout the movie. Then Paul says "spice," as he has been doing every five minutes throughout the whole movie.

Overall I am overjoyed I wasted most of my available sleep time for today to review this film. I now maybe dumber for watching this film.....again. Read the book over watching the movie, PLEASE! Good news is they are remaking this trash and it is set to hit theaters in 2011. Ugh[/quote]

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