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[i]4 heavily armed men roll a large steel box covered in warning labels out onto the pressroom floor. One pulls the microphone from the podium and passes it through a small opening near the top to whomever... or whatever... is inside.[/i]

'Sup $%&@ers! I know it's been a while since I've been here before you, but as you can see they don't let me out amongst the unwashed masses any more. Totally undeserving mind you. I mean you eat one hooker and people get all weird for no reason.

Anyway, apparently there is a war on. I've been told there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth happening. Honestly I haven't bothered to read up, but I'm sure I can guess what's going on. Some alliance attacked another for whatever reason they thought would work. Some folks decided to side with the alliance that was attacked and some others with the one that did the attacking. All the while people trying to seem important shook their fists with righteous indignation towards 'the other side' for doing or not doing something or other. Sound about right? It should because that's been pretty much every war on Planet Bob.

Why is FAN at war? Why not? I mean can you really think of a reason not to be in a war right now? Saving all of your pixels to take your mom out for a hot date or something? Trust me. She's easy. You'll get laid without all of that infra.

We live in a world covered in graves. Global population is dwindling. Everything that can be done has been done. Nobody with any cajones and the resources to actually make the planet livable or interesting is still here. In other words, you're $%&@ed. So you might as well spend your last miserable days in this !@#$hole making someone else's life just as miserable. Or you could of course get in line and follow... umm what's his name... you know that guy that does all of the crazy !@#$ and makes Planet Bob awesome... oh yeah. I forgot. Those days are over.

Now is the point some whiny !@#$%*es are going to start thinking about complaining. "But mpol you're not doing anything to make the world better.". To that I say, "$%&@ off". I spent years pissing in other people's faces and causing enough mayhem to make the drama llama's head explode. At this point I simply enjoy the dying planet. Death doesn't phase me or FAN. We've died countless times. Nothing a shot of whiskey can't cure. That whole getting turned into zombies has been extremely handy.

You already know FAN will be the last standing on Planet Bob. So go out with a bang. You'll be forgotten along with the countless others that went before you, but at least for a split second you will have amounted to something. And for many of you that second is as much as you can hope for. It certainly beats just sitting there drooling on yourselves.

Well. I'm sure glad we had this talk. I can just feel the love. Until next time.

[i]mpol hands the microphone out of the box. As one of the guards grabs it he pulls his hand in. The guard screams and jerks his arm out minus a finger.[/i]

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[quote name='excessium' timestamp='1323292345' post='2867678']
i cbf reading that, someone sum it up for me please
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Basically, telling people to stop !@#$%*ing and start fighting.

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[i]HeroofTime55 gets out a reporter's notepad and a pen, eagerly taking notes[/i]

mpol! mpol! The people want to know: Do you ever tire of hearing yourself talk?

[ooc]Also, let me know when you do another run of those FAN branded AR-15's. I want in.[/ooc]

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[quote name='Thom98' timestamp='1323292737' post='2867691']
Can someone translate that into English please?
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My mpol is a bit rusty, but I think it was basically.
[quote name='mpol777' timestamp='1323292174' post='2867674']
"$%&@ off".
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[quote name='mpol777' timestamp='1323292174' post='2867674']
Why is FAN at war? Why not? I mean can you really think of a reason not to be in a war right now? Saving all of your pixels to take your mom out for a hot date or something? Trust me. She's easy. You'll get laid without all of that infra.
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Only FAN would think the rest of us were concerned about taking our mother's out to fine seafood dinners and then making some sweet lovin' to her afterwards. Frankly, I find my mother to be revolting. Now sisters and those slightly attractive cousins that you forget how exactly they're related to you, that's where the gold is at my friend.

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[quote name='Thom98' timestamp='1323292737' post='2867691']
Can someone translate that into English please?
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It would be my pleasure.

[quote name='mpol777' timestamp='1323292174' post='2867674']
[i]4 heavily armed men roll a large steel box covered in warning labels out onto the pressroom floor. One pulls the microphone from the podium and passes it through a small opening near the top to whomever... or whatever... is inside.[/i][/quote]

Visual imagery of a mobile press box


[quote name='mpol777' timestamp='1323292174' post='2867674']
'Sup $%&@ers! I know it's been a while since I've been here before you, but as you can see they don't let me out amongst the unwashed masses any more. Totally undeserving mind you. I mean you eat one hooker and people get all weird for no reason.
[/quote]

My cannibalistic tendencies mean I must be kept locked away

[quote name='mpol777' timestamp='1323292174' post='2867674']
Anyway, apparently there is a war on. I've been told there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth happening. Honestly I haven't bothered to read up, but I'm sure I can guess what's going on. Some alliance attacked another for whatever reason they thought would work. Some folks decided to side with the alliance that was attacked and some others with the one that did the attacking. All the while people trying to seem important shook their fists with righteous indignation towards 'the other side' for doing or not doing something or other. Sound about right? It should because that's been pretty much every war on Planet Bob.
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Bob is full of hypocrites.

[quote name='mpol777' timestamp='1323292174' post='2867674']
Why is FAN at war? Why not? I mean can you really think of a reason not to be in a war right now? Saving all of your pixels to take your mom out for a hot date or something? Trust me. She's easy. You'll get laid without all of that infra.
[/quote]

War is good

[quote name='mpol777' timestamp='1323292174' post='2867674']
We live in a world covered in graves. Global population is dwindling. Everything that can be done has been done. Nobody with any cajones and the resources to actually make the planet livable or interesting is still here. In other words, you're $%&@ed. So you might as well spend your last miserable days in this !@#$hole making someone else's life just as miserable. Or you could of course get in line and follow... umm what's his name... you know that guy that does all of the crazy !@#$ and makes Planet Bob awesome... oh yeah. I forgot. Those days are over.
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Back in my day, war was better.

[quote name='mpol777' timestamp='1323292174' post='2867674']
Now is the point some whiny !@#$%*es are going to start thinking about complaining. "But mpol you're not doing anything to make the world better.". To that I say, "$%&@ off". I spent years pissing in other people's faces and causing enough mayhem to make the drama llama's head explode. At this point I simply enjoy the dying planet. Death doesn't phase me or FAN. We've died countless times. Nothing a shot of whiskey can't cure. That whole getting turned into zombies has been extremely handy.
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Come at me bro.

[quote name='mpol777' timestamp='1323292174' post='2867674']
You already know FAN will be the last standing on Planet Bob. So go out with a bang. You'll be forgotten along with the countless others that went before you, but at least for a split second you will have amounted to something. And for many of you that second is as much as you can hope for. It certainly beats just sitting there drooling on yourselves.
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Seriously. Come at me.

[quote name='mpol777' timestamp='1323292174' post='2867674']
Well. I'm sure glad we had this talk. I can just feel the love. Until next time.
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So long

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It's not like people haven't been fighting.

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The only thing I got out of this post was that FAN's going out with a bang and thinks warring people makes them miserable, and yet, war is the only thing that's interesting.

If you really wanted to make people miserable, wouldn't you [i]not[/i] declare war on them? :blink:

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