jerdge Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 [center][img]http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd295/jerdge/GPA/PR/gpasealuz5.png[/img] [color=green][size=4][u][i][b]From the office of the President[/b][/i][/u][/size][/color] [img]http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd295/jerdge/GPA/PR/AS6gpaCNmask4.png[/img][/center] Nearly four years ago the New Pacific Order and associated allies inside and outside the Continuum entered in a war against the Green Protection Agency. The War on Peace was an unprecedented war of aggression over the most ancient and biggest neutral of that (and this) time. The Agency spent a month fighting the combined forces of the NPO and their allies, at the end of the conflict having to pay 70,000 tech, at the time the largest amount ever paid by an alliance as part of surrender terms. Tonight, after nearly four years of rebuilding pointless infrastructure and of forging cordial relationships with pretty much everyone - well - tonight it is just another night, for us. Desire of revenge is a concept alien to the culture of the GPA, it's a green-eyed monster begot upon itself, born on itself, which does mock the meat it feeds on. We want to be free, and we know we wouldn't be, if we remained prisoners of the past. We didn't think of payback when our former adversaries were down and battered, surrounded by many enemies (twice), and we don't think of it now that the tide has changed. [b]Quite frankly, [i]we don't care[/i].[/b] [center][size=4][color=green][b]The GPA hereby issues her [u]Declaration of Won't[/u] (enter into this war).[/b][/color][/size] Simply put, as usual, no interest of ours is involved.[/center] [center]Our [color=green][b]flowers[/b][/color] thrive for the day. [img]http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd295/jerdge/GPA/PR/WavesFlowers_Tattoo.jpg[/img][/center] May Admin have mercy on your souls, or not, for we will be Neutral about His plans on you lot. /s/ jerdge President of the GPA [color=red][b]tl;dr: traditional GPA DoN etc.[/b][/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 This has been the only good fake DoW. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan V Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Cursed neutral menace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 oh GPA DoN, how I have missed you. Woodstock Massacre II, anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Colt Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Been awhile since I've seen any GPA announcements. Good for you guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McShady511 Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Why even bother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalasin Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 It would have been hilariously awesome if you actually had hit someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omfghi2u2 Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 To...peace? -omfg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrin Xies Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Now this... THIS is not funny. The R&R one? Amusing. You? Not so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 It may not be tonight GPA, but I swear to Admin I shall see you burn one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magicninja Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 I'll allow this. Carry on neutral menace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakamitai Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 I almost laughed. Damn neutral menace! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitchellBade Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 I await the day for the Neutral Menace to finally rise up and crush the rest of Bob under its boot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardus Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 [quote name='McShady511' timestamp='1322631191' post='2856541'] Why even bother? [/quote] Live not by why, but why not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcrews Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 I loled at this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg23 Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 This is the only acceptable one. Still not cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor Whimsical Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Should've hit TDO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 [quote name='Gibsonator21' timestamp='1322631168' post='2856535'] This has been the only good fake DoW. [/quote] I don't agree with this guy much, so when I do it's go to mean something. This is the first fake DoW where something inside me actually sort of jumped... well played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zigbigadorlou Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Is this DoW non chaining? I hope its not chaining... NO ONE COME IN TO SUPPORT GPA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord to the gizzle Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 First I was like 0_0 Then I was like >_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 This lacks the flair of a Kristin Marie DoN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 DoN! Everyone Drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardus Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 [quote name='King Xander the Only' timestamp='1322631438' post='2856562'] This lacks the flair of a Kristin Marie DoN. [/quote] Yeah, it's missing the awful Sonic-sona gif. [i]Hypocrisy intended.[/i] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeroofTime55 Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 I vote we start rolling alliances for posting fake DoWs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Humphrey Posted November 30, 2011 Report Share Posted November 30, 2011 Way to get my hopes up (nothing personal). I don't usually like fake DoWs, but this was well played Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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