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A few hours ago, supercheese, the lower demigod of cheese for the alliance known As Tony On a Pickle (TOP) sent one of our members the following message.


[quote]To: supercoolyellow From: supercheese Date: 11/28/2011 7:28:27 PM

Subject: hey ugly
Message: your mean stanky like your kinda ugly moma
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Now, we at the Really Intense Aardvarks (RIA) are a patient bunch bunch. We're even willing to tolerate insults about ourselves and our mothers. However, such an egregious use of grammar cannot be excused, and so tonight RIA declares war on TOP.


[u]Signed for RIA[/u]
SuperCoolYellow
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A few hours ago, supercheese, the lower demigod of cheese for the alliance known As Tony On a Pickle (TOP) sent one of our members the following message.




Now, we at the Really Intense Aardvarks (RIA) are a patient bunch bunch. We're even willing to tolerate insults about ourselves and our mothers. However, such an egregious use of grammar cannot be excused, and so tonight RIA declares war on TOP.


[u]Signed for RIA[/u]
SuperCoolYellow
reghar73
socialrouge killer
Bobo the Monkey
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There's a question that's been on my mind lately: Why does Multicolored Cross-X Alliance always have to be such a party pooper? I mean, Multicolored Cross-X Alliance seems to be expressing an irrational preference for remaining in some previous century while the rest of the world hurtles forward. Here's the story: If the people generally are relying on false information sown by oligophrenic ignoramuses, then correcting that situation becomes a priority for the defense of our nation. The simple, regrettable truth is that some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, we can no longer afford to do nothing about Multicolored Cross-X Alliance's foul, profligate generalizations. Instead, we must strike while the iron is hot and nourish children with good morals and self-esteem.

Multicolored Cross-X Alliance always demands instant gratification. That's all that is of concern to it; nothing else matters—except maybe to erode constitutional principles that have shaped our society and remain at the core of our freedom and liberty. I tell you this because I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to understanding why even the worst kinds of blowsy slubberdegullions there are are ashamed of being associated with Multicolored Cross-X Alliance's larcenous reasoning and pharisaical calumnies. My peers profess that Multicolored Cross-X Alliance is indifferent as to whether its words mean anything or not. While this is sincerely true, I claim we must add that Multicolored Cross-X Alliance is guilty of at least one criminal offense. In addition, it frequently exhibits less formal criminal behavior such as deliberate and even gleeful cruelty, explosive behavior, and a burning desire to erase the memory of all traditions and all history.

Multicolored Cross-X Alliance is terrified that there might be an absolute reality outside itself, a reality that is what it is, regardless of its wishes, theories, hopes, daydreams, or decrees. For Multicolored Cross-X Alliance's purblind plans to succeed, it needs to dumb down our society. An uninformed populace is easier to control and manipulate than an educated populace. As soon as our backs are turned, schoolchildren will stop being required to learn the meanings of words like "magnetohydrodynamics" and "plethysmographically". They will be incapable of comprehending that it's easy for us to shake our heads at Multicolored Cross-X Alliance's foolishness and cowardice. It's easy for us to exclaim that we should maximize our individual potential for effectiveness and success in combatting Multicolored Cross-X Alliance. It's easy for us to say, "Multicolored Cross-X Alliance started as merely a filthy, vainglorious lout but quickly devolved into a lamebrained backstabber." The point is that it's easy for us to say these things because what I find frightening is that some academics actually believe Multicolored Cross-X Alliance's line that the government (and perhaps it itself) should have sweeping powers to arrest and hold people indefinitely on flimsy grounds. In this case, "academics" refers to a stratum of the residual intelligentsia surviving the recession of its demotic base, not to those seekers of truth who understand that Multicolored Cross-X Alliance holds itself to low standards. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that Multicolored Cross-X Alliance has any control over. But that's inconsequential because I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with Multicolored Cross-X Alliance. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I cast a gimlet eye on its slurs. To summarize what I've written up to this point, Multicolored Cross-X Alliance and other nutty franions continue to whine and pule about how their rights are so much more important than anyone else's. You know I'm right. Now what are you going to do about it?


In addition, The only thing worse than being ignorant is not knowing how ignorant you are. That's Supercoolyellow's problem. Consider this letter not as a monologue but rather as a joint effort between writer and reader. Together we shall nourish children with good morals and self-esteem. Together we shall change the world for the better. And together we shall tell Supercoolyellow what we all think of it—and boy, do I have some choice words I'd like to use. Let me conclude by saying that we who want to stop the Huns at the gate will not rest until we do.

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There's a question that's been on my mind lately: Why does Multicolored Cross-X Alliance always have to be such a party pooper? I mean, Multicolored Cross-X Alliance seems to be expressing an irrational preference for remaining in some previous century while the rest of the world hurtles forward. Here's the story: If the people generally are relying on false information sown by oligophrenic ignoramuses, then correcting that situation becomes a priority for the defense of our nation. The simple, regrettable truth is that some of the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking. This they certainly are. However, we can no longer afford to do nothing about Multicolored Cross-X Alliance's foul, profligate generalizations. Instead, we must strike while the iron is hot and nourish children with good morals and self-esteem.

Multicolored Cross-X Alliance always demands instant gratification. That's all that is of concern to it; nothing else matters—except maybe to erode constitutional principles that have shaped our society and remain at the core of our freedom and liberty. I tell you this because I must part company with many of my peers when it comes to understanding why even the worst kinds of blowsy slubberdegullions there are are ashamed of being associated with Multicolored Cross-X Alliance's larcenous reasoning and pharisaical calumnies. My peers profess that Multicolored Cross-X Alliance is indifferent as to whether its words mean anything or not. While this is sincerely true, I claim we must add that Multicolored Cross-X Alliance is guilty of at least one criminal offense. In addition, it frequently exhibits less formal criminal behavior such as deliberate and even gleeful cruelty, explosive behavior, and a burning desire to erase the memory of all traditions and all history.

Multicolored Cross-X Alliance is terrified that there might be an absolute reality outside itself, a reality that is what it is, regardless of its wishes, theories, hopes, daydreams, or decrees. For Multicolored Cross-X Alliance's purblind plans to succeed, it needs to dumb down our society. An uninformed populace is easier to control and manipulate than an educated populace. As soon as our backs are turned, schoolchildren will stop being required to learn the meanings of words like "magnetohydrodynamics" and "plethysmographically". They will be incapable of comprehending that it's easy for us to shake our heads at Multicolored Cross-X Alliance's foolishness and cowardice. It's easy for us to exclaim that we should maximize our individual potential for effectiveness and success in combatting Multicolored Cross-X Alliance. It's easy for us to say, "Multicolored Cross-X Alliance started as merely a filthy, vainglorious lout but quickly devolved into a lamebrained backstabber." The point is that it's easy for us to say these things because what I find frightening is that some academics actually believe Multicolored Cross-X Alliance's line that the government (and perhaps it itself) should have sweeping powers to arrest and hold people indefinitely on flimsy grounds. In this case, "academics" refers to a stratum of the residual intelligentsia surviving the recession of its demotic base, not to those seekers of truth who understand that Multicolored Cross-X Alliance holds itself to low standards. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this letter will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that Multicolored Cross-X Alliance has any control over. But that's inconsequential because I do not propose a supernatural solution to the problems we're having with Multicolored Cross-X Alliance. Instead, I propose a practical, realistic, down-to-earth approach that requires only that I cast a gimlet eye on its slurs. To summarize what I've written up to this point, Multicolored Cross-X Alliance and other nutty franions continue to whine and pule about how their rights are so much more important than anyone else's. You know I'm right. Now what are you going to do about it?


In addition, The only thing worse than being ignorant is not knowing how ignorant you are. That's Supercoolyellow's problem. Consider this letter not as a monologue but rather as a joint effort between writer and reader. Together we shall nourish children with good morals and self-esteem. Together we shall change the world for the better. And together we shall tell Supercoolyellow what we all think of it—and boy, do I have some choice words I'd like to use. Let me conclude by saying that we who want to stop the Huns at the gate will not rest until we do.
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U mad? hahahahahahaha

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[quote name='Taliburn' timestamp='1322621414' post='2856300']
Hmmmmm you have No sense of humor do you. It's a good thing this is just YOUR opinion not your alliances, other wise this could be used as a good CB.

If you don't like it come at me bro!!
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Yes, I'm mad.

The last thing I wanted to do this Tuesday night was spend several minutes writing, editing, and typing this. However, I needed to do it because it's decidedly the best way to contribute to the intellectual and spiritual health of the body politic. Let us note first of all that it's best to ignore most of the quotes that Taliburn so frequently cites. He takes quotes out of context; uses misleading, irrelevant, and out-of-date quotes; and presents quotes from legitimate authorities used misleadingly to support contentions that they did not intend and that are not true. In short, Taliburn occasionally shows what appears to be warmth, joy, love, or compassion. You should realize, however, that these positive expressions are more feigned than experienced and invariably serve an ulterior motive, such as to make us too confused, demoralized, and disunited to put up an effective opposition to his rantings.

I am not mistaken when I say that before Taliburn initiated a vigilantism flap to help promote his irresponsible, lewd imprecations, people everywhere were expected to launch an all-out ideological attack against the forces of sesquipedalianism. Nowadays, it's the rare person indeed who realizes that if I were elected Ruler of the World, my first act of business would be to tell you a little bit about Taliburn and his despicable effusions. I would further use my position to inform certain segments of the Earth's population that if you're like most people you just shrug your shoulders whenever you hear about Taliburn's latest thrasonical artifices. When your shoulders get tired of shrugging I hope you'll realize that Taliburn periodically puts up a façade of reform. However, underneath the pretty surface, it's always business as usual. The moral of the story: The manuscripts that Taliburn's lapdogs are so proud of are woefully uncompanionable.


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Please do attack TORN. [i]Please[/i]. I will pay you to attack TORN. Swing at me, bro. Use your CB.

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[quote name='ADude' timestamp='1322635523' post='2856683']
Stop it, just stop.. Its not as cool as you seem to think it is.
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I think it's pretty cool...


Parts of what follows below were actually painful to write. However, because of the ongoing misinformation campaigns launched by ADude and his winged monkeys I feel it is my duty to write this. But before I continue, allow me to explain that ADude exhibits an air of superiority. You realize, of course, that that's really just a defense mechanism to cover up his obvious inferiority.

ADude intends to create a new social class. Hotheaded oafs, sinister prigs, and slovenly, infernal loons will be given aristocratic status. The rest of us will be forced into serving as their sympathizers. While I am not attempting to argue openly in favor of any particular position, he once tried to convince a bunch of us that he possesses infinite wisdom. Fortunately, calmer heads prevailed and a number of people informed the rest of the gang that ADude plans to pander to our worst fears. What can you do about that? Start by reading about how what ADude is doing falls just short of giving handguns to schoolchildren. Become informed about the deceit, lies, and propaganda surrounding his promotion of elitism. Tell everyone you know that the fabric of ADude's manifestos is infused with tendentious officialism. I'll probably devote a separate letter to that topic alone, but for now I'll simply summarize by stating that ADude likes to argue that we should cast our lots with raucous snollygosters. Even if there were a faint glimmer of truth in that argument, it would be extremely faint. The truth is that ADude is thoroughly mistaken if he believes that drug money is being used to pay for the construction of huge underground cities intended to house both humans and aliens who serve a secret, transnational shadow government.

Without beating around the bush, I'll tell you now what I have concluded about ADude's hopeless, repulsive blandishments. I've concluded that ADude likes dressing up his profit motive in the cloak of selfless altruism. That's the most damnable thing about him. It's also why if one could get a Ph.D. in Militarism, ADude would be the first in line to have one.

ADude has tried leading us into an age of shoddiness—shoddy goods, shoddy services, shoddy morals, and shoddy people. He has also tried infringing upon our most important constitutional rights. Why does ADude do such things? The answer has two parts to it. The first part regards the manner in which ADude expresses hostile odium toward anyone who intends to disabuse him of the notion that his decisions are based on reason. The second part of the answer is focused on the the way that I like to face facts. I like to look reality right in the eye and not pretend it's something else. And the reality of our present situation is this: He recently got caught red-handed trying to encourage young people to break all the rules, cut themselves loose from their roots, and adopt a lackluster lifestyle. Well, surprise, surprise, surprise, as Gomer Pyle would say.

ADude likes to quote all of the saccharine, sticky moralisms about "human rights" and the evils of moral relativism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, he invariably instructs his torchbearers to gum up what were once great ideas. Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual it makes perfect sense in light of ADude's ridiculous campaigns of malice and malignity. The time is always right to do what is right. That's why we must certainly eschew profligate libertinism. The first step in that process is to realize that he should not throw us into a "heads I win, tails you lose" situation. Not now, not ever.

ADude says it is within his legal right to undermine the foundations of society until a single thrust suffices to make the entire edifice collapse. Whether or not he indeed has such a right, ADude goes ballistic every time I so much as hint that scummy unambitious-types have no business here. That's something you won't find in your local newspaper because it's the news that just doesn't fit. Like a lion after tasting the blood of human victims, he will flush all my hopes and dreams down the toilet. In hearing about ADude's catch-phrases, one gets the distinct impression that ADude is interpersonally exploitative. That is, he takes advantage of others to achieve his own vengeful ends. Why does he do that? I have searched numerous sources for answers to that question. No two sources seem to agree on any given point except for one, that ADude's contrivances are merely a stalking horse. They mask his secret intention to encourage individuals to disregard other people, to become fully self-absorbed.

We must overcome the fears that beset us every day of our lives. We must overcome the fear that ADude will demand that loyalty to yellow-bellied, cuckoo bribe-seekers supersedes personal loyalty. And to overcome these fears, we must prevent ADude's obstreperous, fickle deeds from spreading like a malignant tumor.

ADude constantly insists that he is a model citizen. But he contradicts himself when he says that all it takes to start a rabbit farm is a magician's magic hat. Does he think his arguments through, or does he just chug along on his computer, writing about whatever trite plaints happen to suit his needs that day? I ask because thoughtful people are being forced to admit, after years of evading the truth, that I have been right. I was right when I said that ADude is a scion of frowsy lowlifes. I was right when I said that I'm sure ADude seriously believes that human beings should be appraised by the number of things and the amount of money they possess instead of by their internal value and achievements, seeing how his selective memory works. And I was right when I said that people used to think I was exaggerating whenever I said that there are some crabby, blowsy dissemblers out there who care nothing for you or your cherished analects. After seeing ADude persecute the innocent and let the guilty go unpunished these same people now realize that I wasn't exaggerating at all. In fact, they even realize that name-calling and a general lack of respect for the opinions of others are a clear indication of insecurity. To pretend otherwise is nothing but hypocrisy and unwillingness to face the more unpleasant realities of life.

I'm not writing this letter for your entertainment. I'm not even writing it for your education. I'm writing it for our very survival. I have observed increasing activity by ADude and his diabolism movement to find a pretext for devastating vast acres of precious farmland. That proves that it's astonishing that ADude has been able for so long to get away with shanking the working class in the back to keep the cash spigots flowing. I can't think of anything that better illustrates the failure of our justice system to deal with such homicidal clods.

Whenever I ask ADude for proof of his claim that he is the way, the truth, and the light, he runs and hides, pure and simple. He acts as if he were King of the World. This hauteur is astonishing, staggering, and mind-boggling. It seems to me that he is both corrupt and deluded. Now there's a dangerous combination if I've ever seen one. ADude attracts loud, dysfunctional politicos to his army of brazen goofballs by telling them that the best way to reduce cognitive dissonance and restore homeostasis to one's psyche is to push the State towards greater influence, self-preservation, and totalitarianism and away from civic engagement, constituent choice, and independent thought. I suppose the people to whom he tells such things just want to believe lies that make them feel intellectually and spiritually superior to others. Whether or not that's the case, ADude's policy is to provoke piteous dingbats into action. Then, he uses their responses in whatever way he sees fit, generally to leave helpless citizens afraid in the streets, in their jobs, and even in their homes. To end this letter, I would like to make a bet with ADude. I will gladly give him a day's salary if he can prove that people prefer "cultural integrity" and "multicultural sensitivity" to health, food, safety, and the opportunity to choose their own course through life, as he insists. If ADude is unable to prove that, then his end of the bargain is to step aside while I hone in on his faults with laser-like precision. So, do we have a bet, ADude?

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