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My Body Is Ready....


Eumirbago
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Make sure dinner's ready, and the kids are in bed because

The Roman Empire hereby acknowledges war and

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Prepare ur angus boi

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cuz we'll take you down eventually....

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We will take you down eventually....

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Strong post, OP.


However, this is funny because I knew a guy who was a down to earth, nice, masculine guy. Watches football, drinks beer...etc. We made plans to go out and drink Friday night. Everything normal so far. Not sure if he was drunk, but near the end of our convo on instant messenger he revealed to me that he wanted to do very gay things to me lol. I played it off, like whatever...etc. Anyone ever been in this scenario? Should I prepare his angus? He's a good friend, so I'm not going to be a dick, but I'm not quite sure how to approach this.

But then....

I forgot to prepare my own angus. So I decided to eat dinner at CiCi's Pizza a couple nights ago. For those that are unaware, it's an all you can eat buffet of the best mediocre pizza for about $5. I subsequently consumed an ungodly amount of pizza, cheesey bread, and cinnamon rolls.

Only problem.....I forgot to prepare my angus beforehand so the next morning whilst having a dump I release the most epic !@#$ ever that needed a triple flush. Everything was going alright until I noticed after school that my bootyhole was achin. Apparently I ruptured a small blood vessel that surrounds the angus so there is now the resemblance on a blood blister on dat dere hole.....feelsbadman


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Finally, When i was laying with my girlfriend last night and i was spooning her, right when she was in the middle of consciousness and falling asleep I slowly leaned down near her ear and whispered. "Prepare your angus baby, its about to get peppered".



My body... is ready.

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[quote name='Confusion' timestamp='1322463424' post='2854592']
Your reaction to the post above this one should be:

wtf did i just read.
[/quote]

Pretty much


Also to everyone hit [Words] *feign hate [b][i][u]for all of you[/u][/i][/b] [More words]

*reply to Paul (see below)

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Think thats it....oh wait..

Have a fun rest of the round :awesome:

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[quote name='Confusion' timestamp='1322463424' post='2854592']
Your reaction to the post above this one should be:

wtf did i just read.
[/quote]


so thick

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[quote name='Confusion' timestamp='1322529454' post='2855247']
not even sure what this is.
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Well we were going to write up a DoW on LE PS and OP. But then we let Eumir do his thing and this is what happened :P

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