AnCapistan Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 (edited) [center][img]http://i39.tinypic.com/m90qr7.jpg[/img][/center] [color="#2E8B57"][u][b][size="5"][center]ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE FEDERATION OF ARMED RESISTANCE FOR CAPITALIST ENTERPRISES[/center][/size][/b][/u][/color] Greetings Brothers, Tonight I come to you with a sad message. A death has occurred. Do not be confused, for a human being has not perished. Rather, a thing has perished. That thing is CN Politics. Ah yes! We've all known this day would come. CN Politics has been on life support ever since the end of the Karma wars. Progressively stupider wars started for stupid reasons. You and I both know it. But tonight, the final nail has been driven into the coffin of CN Politics. Don't we all remember the good ol' days of CN Politics? The months of planning which was needed to frame up a curbstomp. The hours of tedious backroom discussions. The tireless work taken to invent CBs in order to save face with the public when the glorious, inevitable day of declaration came! And now what do we have? We have nothing! We have stupidity! Our wars today are essentially petty school yard fights! No intrigue, no excitement, no intensity. Clearly defined sides, with zero possibility of any form of victory for the curbstomped. What fun is this? What fun is announcing to the world your intentions to annihilate an alliance, and having 90% of the world at your back? This is not fun. This is not exciting. So what is to be done? Well, as I have previously established, we must first cast off our chains of oppression forced upon us by the Oligarchs! But we shall not further stress this point tonight. If we shall not be provided with entertaining wars, the lifeblood of this planet, than we cannot settle for cat fights. We must declare a farewell to arms if we shall not be given an adequate enemy to take up arms against! I bring you now to what FARCE shall do in response to the events perpetrated tonight. We shall declare war against all enemies of the New Polar Order who were to lazy to invent a CB to destroy her. We shall not stand for the greatest injustice of all, the proliferation of boredom across this beautiful planet. And I personally encourage you, dear reader, not to stand for it either. I leave you now with these words, a phrase taken by one of the wisest of men ever to walk the face of the earth: [i] Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito[/i]. Do not give in to evil but proceed ever more boldly against it /s/ Federation of Armed Resistance for Capitalist Enterprises Mr Damsky Edited November 26, 2011 by Mr Damsky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Oops, here come NPO, Val, Olympus, TORN, and BAPS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge X Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 I could expect nothing less. Congrats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Damsky! I love you o/ Damsky o/ FARCE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 [quote name='Bob Ilyani' timestamp='1322291272' post='2852029'] Oops, here come NPO, Val, Olympus, TORN, and BAPS. [/quote] Don't forget the pillows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Warrior Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Oh good lord.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Go home, kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tygaland Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Looks like the ball is in your court, NPO, Olympus, Valhalla, TORN, BAPS and PF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mq3eleven Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Sad thing is, this guy shows more guts than any of the NpO's other allies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsoxbronco1 Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 [01:29] -->| ComradeDamsky (MrDamsky@******) has joined #polaris [01:32] ComradeDamsky Tech deal. Selling. Query Funniest thing I saw all night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon De Montfort Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 So you prefer wars where the CB is false and invented and think honest CBs are stupid. That makes perfect sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kencojenko Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 War changer right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beauty Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 [quote name='mq3eleven' timestamp='1322291415' post='2852044'] Sad thing is, this guy shows more guts than any of the NpO's other allies. [/quote] Considering this is 2 hours into the conflict, id say your correct! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 First anti-socialism and now pro-polar? You should be ashamed of yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrin Xies Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 I'm terrified of the mighty power of FARCE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnCapistan Posted November 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 [quote name='rsoxbronco1' timestamp='1322291444' post='2852046'] [01:29] -->| ComradeDamsky (MrDamsky@******) has joined #polaris [01:32] ComradeDamsky Tech deal. Selling. Query Funniest thing I saw all night [/quote] The armies of FARCE are not fed on hope! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unknown Smurf Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 I support this~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duce Giordani Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Get 'em, Damsky. Give 'em hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dvdcchn Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 [quote name='mq3eleven' timestamp='1322291415' post='2852044'] Sad thing is, this guy shows more guts than any of the NpO's other allies. [/quote] sad thing is, this guy cannot be more original in his baiting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg23 Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 [quote name='Tygaland' timestamp='1322291396' post='2852041'] Looks like the ball is in your court, NPO, Olympus, Valhalla, TORN, BAPS and PF. [/quote] Well, in response I set forth plan: Occupy Peace Mode. Pillow forts must be built higher!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lukapaka Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 [quote name='mq3eleven' timestamp='1322291415' post='2852044'] Sad thing is, this guy shows more guts than any of the NpO's other allies. [/quote] Ya srsly, I can't believe those dudes havn't declared yet! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 [quote name='Hereno' timestamp='1322291470' post='2852052'] First anti-socialism and now pro-polar? You should be ashamed of yourself. [/quote] I came here to say this but Hereno stole my thunder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew734 Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 our alpha dogs will have a pleasure tearing you limb from limb thanks for the war slots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnCapistan Posted November 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 [quote name='andrew734' timestamp='1322291802' post='2852076'] our alpha dogs will have a pleasure tearing you limb from limb thanks for the war slots [/quote] I have sent two of your alpha dogs into absolute chaos. It must be my incredible flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Endirrrr Posted November 26, 2011 Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 [img]http://www.flixya.com/files-photo/a/l/i/alidirbalah42420405.jpg[/img] Brave little puppy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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