KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 OOC: Basically, this is an account of what happened to the [i]MSS Bira[/i] (the ship I rented to Sarah) after Austria-Hungary suddenly collapsed, and they stopped being paid, seen through the log of Captain Moshe Mosin. IC: Captain's Log: Date: October 15, 2011 Maybe we're losing it, but it seems like we've been going in circles. I know I've seen that island before, and we've only got an hour of fuel left. We've tried contacting home, but our long range communication equipment has been on the fritz. Last time I talked to Vienna, they said they'll have a tanker with us in four days tops. Um, it's been two weeks, and I gotta be honest, I am PISSED! I've been winging excuses for the past few days to the higher officers. "Is it here yet captain? Is it here?" "Yes, it's almost here." "When?" "Soon." "Well you talked to the Austrians, what did they say?" "They told me to tell you to SHUT UP!" A bunch of them have stopped listening to me all together, and have started learning semaphore and waving down seagulls. I'm schvitzing, I've got lice, I'm sunburned, and all we have left on the ship is 300 tons of turnips. Turnip salad, turnip cakes, turnip balls, turnip cereal. Turnips, turnips, TURNIPS! I NEED SOME MEAT! Captain's Log Entry Ended Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted November 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2011 (edited) Captain's Log: Date: October 17, 2011 $%&@, $%&@, $%&@! We don't have any !@#$@#$ gas, which means we don't have any !@#$@#$ power. I am so !@#$@#$ lost. Edited November 22, 2011 by KaiserMelech Mikhail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted November 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Captain's Log: Date: October 19, 2011 Misplaced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted November 23, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 23, 2011 Captain's Log: Date: October 21, 2011 Adrift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted November 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 24, 2011 Captain's Log Date: October 23, 2011 I had to drink my own urine today. My breath smells like pee. Still lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted November 25, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 25, 2011 Captain's Log: Date: October 25, 2011 Me Moshe. You turnip. Moshe like turnip. Turnip like Moshe. Turnip is Moshe's friend. Who's Moshe's friend? Turnip's Moshe's friend. Moshe loves turnips. Turnips, turnips, turnips, MOSHE LOVES TURNIPS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted November 26, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2011 Captain's Log: Date: October 27, 2011 Who's that?! Who's there?! Talk to me! Who are you?! What do you want?! TURNIP MONSTER WANT KILL MOSHE! I'm not Moshe, I'm Boris! TURNIP MONSTER WANTS TO KILL BORIS! I'm not Boris! DON'T LIE TO TURNIP MONSTER! TURNIP MONSTER GOING TO BLAST BORIS THEN TURNIP MONSTER'S GOING TO EAT BORIS! Please don't eat Boris turnip monster! BORIS MUST DIE! [b]I AM BORIS MOSIN-NATOR AND I MUST KILL TURNIP MONSTER![/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted November 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 28, 2011 Captain's Log: Date: Februember 37, 123871095823 [b]SO I PUT MY HANDS UP, THEY'RE PLAYIN' MY SONG, THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY! NODDIN' MY HEAD LIKE YEAH! MOVIN' MY HIPS LIKE YEAH! I GOT MY HANDS UP, THEY'RE PLAYING MY SONG, I KNOW I'M GONNA BE OK! YEAH!!!!!!! IT'S A PARTY IN THE USA![/b] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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