Therm Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 (edited) Platypus island, why must you screw me over so? Your refusal to strike me with your soldiers certainly deserves no bravo. While the cruise missiles are cute, and nukes damaging, your soldiers obviously do not participate in glorious ground battling. While BinaryGuy and Hodor's casualties are growing rapidly every day, my nation's counter stays rigid, so my soldiers trek here to convey - Please do not sit there and turtle, PlatypusGuy of Platypus Island, but instead bring your buddies the Romans, so our nations can together be flattened. Edited November 17, 2011 by Therm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernsters Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Oh look, a thread just for me The title reads "horrible poetry" I click and I saunter, to what's become But all I see is a thread that looks fun Now that's not to bad, not even horrible so I'll write my own poem, somethingthatrhymeswithhorrible -Ernie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 No worse then what my two targets besides Rick Perry have sent, just about nothing at all. BTW shoutout to Perry, those nukes hurt p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stelios Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 (edited) [quote name='ADude' timestamp='1321569650' post='2846047'] No worse then what my two targets besides Rick Perry have sent, just about nothing at all. BTW shoutout to Perry, those nukes hurt p [/quote] Shoutout to Anon. I has 3 slots Also, its an illusion, all romans fight Edited November 17, 2011 by Stelios Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernsters Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 (edited) [quote name='ADude' timestamp='1321569650' post='2846047'] No worse then what my two targets besides Rick Perry have sent, just about nothing at all. BTW shoutout to Perry, those nukes hurt p [/quote] [quote name='Stelios' timestamp='1321570746' post='2846056'] Shoutout to Anon. I has 3 slots Also, its an illusion, all romans fight [/quote] needs more horrible poetry. edit: my first time using 'Multiquote', that was amazing. Edited November 17, 2011 by King Ernie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 [quote name='King Ernie' timestamp='1321570909' post='2846058'] edit: my first time using 'Multiquote', that was amazing. [/quote] Newb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazaraus45 Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 Thread has nothing to do with me Therm, have to say you suck Call Adude a noob with Glee DM all them times were luck Confusion what a sore loser Clash, team morality's #1 member Paul711 is an unreliable user King Ernie, only LE guy i remember Bcortell's inane rants take their toll This was fun: "Trolololol" sorry for poor rhyming scheme and apologies to anyone not offended by this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eumirbago Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 [quote name='Stelios' timestamp='1321570746' post='2846056'] Shoutout to Anon. I has 3 slots Also, its an illusion, all romans fight [/quote] [quote name='ADude' timestamp='1321571018' post='2846059'] Newb [/quote] nou, I shall do the same now as requested by some Anon member to be a little nicer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 [quote name='ADude' timestamp='1321569650' post='2846047'] No worse then what my two targets besides Rick Perry have sent, just about nothing at all. BTW shoutout to Perry, those nukes hurt p [/quote] God, I'd love to nuke RIck Perry. You are one lucky soul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernsters Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 [quote name='lazaraus45' timestamp='1321571731' post='2846067'] Thread has nothing to do with me Therm, have to say you suck Call Adude a noob with Glee DM all them times were luck Confusion what a sore loser Clash, team morality's #1 member Paul711 is an unreliable user King Ernie, only LE guy i remember Bcortell's inane rants take their toll This was fun: "Trolololol" sorry for poor rhyming scheme and apologies to anyone not offended by this [/quote] this is how you do this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul711 Posted November 17, 2011 Report Share Posted November 17, 2011 (edited) [quote name='lazaraus45' timestamp='1321571731' post='2846067'] Thread has nothing to do with me Therm, have to say you suck Call Adude a noob with Glee DM all them times were luck Confusion what a sore loser Clash, team morality's #1 member Paul711 is an unreliable user King Ernie, only LE guy i remember Bcortell's inane rants take their toll This was fun: "Trolololol" sorry for poor rhyming scheme and apologies to anyone not offended by this [/quote] Don't forget this line for your poem Lazaraus the eternal flag running schemer Edit... I like the poem Therm, very creative. Edited November 17, 2011 by paul711 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernsters Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) [quote name='paul711' timestamp='1321573340' post='2846080'] Don't forget this line for your poem Lazaraus the eternal flag running schemer Edit... I like the poem Therm, very creative. [/quote] Now here is Paul, very opinionated He knows some like him, he knows he's hated. When he sees a good war, he becomes elated When he sees a bad war, well, it gets debated. Paul and Confusion, best buds for life If they weren't around, there would be no strife. But oh how this strife brings us to blithe without it, hey, we'd have no TE life. edit: paul Edited November 18, 2011 by King Ernie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kongland Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Trolling, brawling - that's TE Nothing more expect from me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul711 Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 [quote name='King Ernie' timestamp='1321574663' post='2846086'] Now here is Paul, very opinionated He knows some like him, he knows he's hated. When he sees a good war, he becomes elated When he sees a bad war, well, it gets debated. Paul and Confusion, best buds for life If they weren't around, there would be no strife. But oh how this strife brings us to blithe without it, hey, we'd have no TE life. edit: paul [/quote] I love it Ernie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confusion Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 When I first saw this thread, I said 'oh my' not therm again. Every round you want a flag, but I'm just here to say, I love you, laz. Fake Edit: My apologies for the worst poem in the history of poems, however, I don't have much time right now. I do proclaim, I shall be back, for wit & love, bring me back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 [quote name='paul711' timestamp='1321573340' post='2846080'] Don't forget this line for your poem Lazaraus the eternal flag running schemer Edit... I like the poem Therm, very creative. [/quote] Just so you know, he's not a very good schemer, then again, this was probably already deduced from previous attempts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernsters Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 [quote name='SoADarthCyfe6' timestamp='1321586266' post='2846137'] Just so you know, he's not a very good schemer, then again, this was probably already deduced from previous attempts. [/quote] This is DarthCyfe, he likes his posts What he doesn't do, is add the most. He talks and he banters, but what does it do? Nothing of interest, not even to you. So text goes wasted, again and again all of his posts get one-out-of-ten. Keep adding nothing, you silly hare Maybe one day SyN will grow a pair. (The last part is jokes, I know SyN has a pair but srsly, write something of value) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 [quote name='King Ernie' timestamp='1321587496' post='2846142'] This is DarthCyfe, he likes his posts What he doesn't do, is add the most. He talks and he banters, but what does it do? Nothing of interest, not even to you. So text goes wasted, again and again all of his posts get one-out-of-ten. Keep adding nothing, you silly hare Maybe one day SyN will grow a pair. (The last part is jokes, I know SyN has a pair but srsly, write something of value) [/quote] /me sheds a tear That's beautiful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarefootHillbilly Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Music is penned by note and by clef. DoWs are scored by the ignorant and deaf. The OWF howls like my post-drunken bowels. Can you trust Confusion to ref? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggierebel96 Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 [quote name='ADude' timestamp='1321569650' post='2846047'] No worse then what my two targets besides Rick Perry have sent, just about nothing at all. BTW shoutout to Perry, those nukes hurt p [/quote] I'm just glad you got my SDI crews from last round Please don't swap em' out just yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therm Posted November 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) This thread was created for amusing poetry, however the content in here is rather yucky. So please take the time to come up with a rhyme else GTFO, your presence here is a crime. edit: i am aware that poems do not need to rhyme. But do make an effort to write poetry Edited November 18, 2011 by Therm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernsters Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 [quote name='Therm' timestamp='1321595300' post='2846203'] This thread was created for amusing poetry, however the content in here is rather yucky. So please take the time to come up with a rhyme else GTFO, your presence here is a crime. edit: i am aware that poems do not need to rhyme. But do make an effort to write poetry [/quote] What this man said get it in your head. take a little time pick some words that rhyme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lehran Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I'm not very good at writing poetry But my soldiers on the battlefield show gallantry I win almost every battle on the ground A lot of enemy money I found But out of nukes I am So my generals have to cram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Therm Posted November 18, 2011 Author Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) Happy birthday to the guy named Stelios, Who parades his nation around like a boss. However your nation building skills are weak, As without a WRC, your nukes are meek. You also should learn to war, as raiding APC during this massacre is bizarre. So complain not when you have no casualties, since nukes do not come from genies, and instead go hit someone you can find, cause casualties from war are the best kind. Edited November 18, 2011 by Therm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BarefootHillbilly Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Each new Round promises Nations so fertile. Like the the removal of a new bride's girdle. But for the except of a few, TPCers all knew. Instead of the fight, they would turtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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