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[/center][center][b]What it is?[/b][/center][center][b]
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[/b][/center][center]Hey everybody. As many of us are aware, a disease is slowly making its way across our entire planet. The disease, known to many as RL, does not discriminate in choosing its victims. Nobody is immune, not even I. [/center][center]
[/center][center]My illness got pretty bad. You wanna know how bad? That bad. So, as per our charter, I held an election (Which are held every 3 months, or whenever), with the following results:[/center][center]
[/center][center][b]Supreme !@#$% (Grand Ayatollah) -- [/b]O-Dog[/center][center][b]Minister of Foreigners and Having Affairs -- [/b]That's-a me! Chax![/center][center][b]Minister of Her Internal Affairs -- [/b]Snowwolf[/center][center]
[/center][center]We have consolidated the Ministry of Defense into the MoIA. Upon seizure of the former defense department headquarters, our police forces came across the bodies of seven hookers, twenty kilos of cocaine, and floors covered in rabbit droppings. These were clearly from Attila's last days in office. We miss him greatly. [/center][center]
[/center][center]In FA news, we have changed our website URL and content. You can now contact us at the following link: [url="http://www.somaligovernment.org/index.html"]http://www.somaligov....org/index.html[/url][/center][center]
[/center][center]Thanksssss!!!! [img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif[/img][img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif[/img][img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif[/img][img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif[/img][/center]

Edited by Ernesto Che Guevara
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[size="2"][quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1321058214' post='2843432']
Well this is alarming.
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From O-Dog's election information thread, which I am posting here for your benefit, my dearest love:

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[b]What won't I do?[/b]

1. Bad !@#$

[b]2. Annoy Goons.[/b]

3. Not put out.

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Edited by Ernesto Che Guevara
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