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[size="5"]That's the big question tonight.

You may hear "Are you ready?" and that rocking AC/DC anthem comes to mind *insert earworm here*, but this isn't about heavy metal or Angus Young.


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This DoW is all about being ready.

Everyone knows what ready means....right?

This past summer I was introduced to the 'Urban Dictionary' when after a rather odd conversation it was discovered that not only can 'Hot Carl' be used as a verb or noun, it has NOTHING to do with a good looking gentleman named Carl.

In an attempt to keep this PG-13, I'll leave that where it is, but I thought it would be interesting to see what the urban dictionary has to say about 'ready'.

With a little more family friendly editing (in [i][color="#008080"]ITALIC[/color][/i]), here's what it had to say.

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1. READY

1) Someone who is [i][color="#008080"]FEELING AMOUROUS[/color][/i].
2) Used to describe anything that has to do with the state of being "READY."

This coming from that crazy foo, PHIL.

1) This chic looked at me from across the room, looked me up an down, and walked all Hollywood-like to me. Ooooo...she READY.

2) If she ask me what my name is? Pss...mah READY name is Joey.


2. READY

1) One who is eighteen years old.

Fundo: Check out that freshman. She's gotta be ready.


3. READY

1.) hot, attractive, sexy, to look good.

2.) not good. not kosher. doesn't sit well with you.

3.) to have sex.

1. Ooooh, he is so ready.
Girl, what are you wearing to the club? You're gonna wear that? Girl, You ARE READY!

2. He stood me up. That is so NOT ready!

3. Present. I wanna get ready with you
Past: Last night he came over and we got READY.


4. READY
1.) [i][color="#008080"]DRUG REFERENCE OMITTED [/color][/i]

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I'm not sure if this really clears up anything regarding what 'ready' is in TE, but I can't help but enjoy the 'use it in a sentence' portion of the Urban Dictionary.

As far as TE goes, you pretty much need to be ready at all times.

However, there certainly are different degrees of readiness.

Having a ton of infra, cash, nukes, spies, wonders, tech and pretty much everything else would pretty much indicate that you are 'ready.'

Tonight we're going to find out.

[size="6"][color="#0000FF"]ORDO PARADOXIA[/color] and SYNERGY[/size]

declare WAR on
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THE PHOENIX COBRAS[/size]

For [color="#0000FF"]OP[/color]:

[color="#0000FF"]Halushki - Grand Master - Halushki is 'mah READY name'
Cowboytx- Grand Defender
Paul711- Grand Chancellor
OcMax - Grand Hospitaller[/color]

For Synergy

DarthCyfe6 - Secretary General
Overlord Wes - Vice Secretary General
Tarkin, Freedom - Advisors[/size]

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[quote name='ADude' timestamp='1320644788' post='2840909']
Do we have stats on this? I want to see the progression.
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We are busy right now.

Check for yourself or I will dig them out. :)

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[quote name='Thomasj_tx' timestamp='1320644938' post='2840914']
We are busy right now.

Check for yourself or I will dig them out. :)
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Start digging..

[quote name='ADude' timestamp='1320644955' post='2840915']
Damn it man buy the MP :awesome:
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Derp

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[quote name='ADude' timestamp='1320644788' post='2840909']
Do we have stats on this? I want to see the progression.
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TPC:
Total NS: 658,231
Average NS: 18,807
Nukes: 395

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OP & Synergy:
Total NS: 745,801
Average NS: 13,324.5
Nukes: 481

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These are the ones I grabbed at 11:53 Game time.

TPC: 36 | 652,967 | 18,138 | 395
OP/Synergy: 55 | 761,874 | 13,853 | 481

Individual

OP: 35 507,394 14,497 364
Synergy: 20 254,480 12,724 117

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[quote name='sir pwnage' timestamp='1320662296' post='2840988']
I like the way this round has turned into "hit the alliance with the largest ANS." It's fun to watch. Have fun everybody.
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Im not sure i like it too much :(

Looking like 105 wars so far? good work

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[quote name='Stelios' timestamp='1320678583' post='2841088']
Im not sure i like it too much :(

Looking like 105 wars so far? good work
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Yeah, not one of our best blitzes, with everyone so geared up our aim was not to get as many anarchies as we normally shoot for, but rather to spread around nukes and get as many attackers on each target as possible.

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[quote name='SoADarthCyfe6' timestamp='1320761686' post='2841618']
TPC certainly has some massive ass warchests and WRC's... Too much standing around and not doing anything this round, this can't happen again.
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[quote name='King James XVIII' timestamp='1320769823' post='2841680']
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Interesting that you find this funny considering TPC sat on there asses for 30 days after coming off an easy war with OP after they just finished fighting Anon and SUN when you guys came off an easy war hitting a bunch of newbie micros and tW.

Kudos TPC, I'm glad we can share the laughter. :)

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[quote name='SoADarthCyfe6' timestamp='1320771086' post='2841689']
Interesting that you find this funny considering TPC sat on there asses for 30 days after coming off an easy war with OP after they just finished fighting Anon and SUN when you guys came off an easy war hitting a bunch of newbie micros and tW.

Kudos TPC, I'm glad we can share the laughter. :)
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Well the laughter is in [u]good fun[/u] of course. Believe it or not I have no problem with OP and Synergy :wub: and I appreciate that you guys eventually decided it was better to climb a mountain than have it collapse on you.

I just wonder where I can get a copy of the TE manual some of you are using. Its forbidden to baptize new alliances and strong groups like tW with war in a war game. Its forbidden to hit an [b]elite[/b] alliance 10-11 days after they peace out, but its also forbidden to hold your position for a bit. When was the last time TPC went without attempting war for 30 days? Good question. The answer goes farther back than I remember, because three weeks ago we attempted a war that didn't work out--after we went to the strongest alliance in the game and was willing to give up a blitz advantage and fight a full fledged war for as long as both sides wanted.

All I know is that we consistently fight the same number of wars, if not more, than anyone else out there with a shorter turn around. I also know that we try to do the right thing despite being bombarded by chatter by others (ask our friends LE).

Wait what? What am I saying?

Reports that it [b]is[/b] amateur hour in TPC Gov [b]are[/b] true. Just call me Les Miles and my team LSU. :P

Edit: Grammar.

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