zzzptm Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 [center][img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6b/Ron_Swanson.jpg/220px-Ron_Swanson.jpg[/img] [b]Dark Templar Spokesman Ron Swanson Official Announcement[/b][/center] Vladimir Stukov is doing an excellent job of using his nuclear weapons to do the job they were designed to do. Job well done, chief. Vulgar Incalta is someone whose name I intend to deliberately get wrong so he'll know I don't really care for him or his comments. I don't know if he represents all of the Nuclear Percodan Leak, and I don't care to find out. I *do* want to serve him notice that we consider criticisms of those who post warchests to be classified information and that if he continues in this vein, we'll have to consider pursuing appropriate disciplinary action. Most likely, we'll just ignore him harder, but it might also escalate to rolling our eyes whenever he posts. Give me all the meat and eggs that you have, Ron Swanson Dark Templar Spokesman Not Spokesperson, [u]Spokesman[/u]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaannndddyyy Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Vladimir Stukov II' timestamp='1320371638' post='2838086'] NPL posting confidential TOP warchests on the OWF? Sounds like a CB to me. [/quote] I'm down. Edit: I retract my previous statement. Still down for some fun though. Edited November 4, 2011 by aaannndddyyy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 [quote name='Vladimir Stukov II' timestamp='1320371962' post='2838092'] Don't we all miss 2009? [/quote] At least we get to replace moon/mars ones now and again. Though I would be interested in the cost to replace yours , if you have access to your nations financial reports on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rsoxbronco1 Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) [quote name='zzzptm' timestamp='1320372024' post='2838094'] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6b/Ron_Swanson.jpg/220px-Ron_Swanson.jpg[/img] [/quote] Give me all the NPL warchest info you have. wait. I worry what you just heard was "I wanted a lot of NPL warchests", but what I said was: Give me all the NPL warchests you have. Edited November 4, 2011 by rsoxbronco1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 [quote name='aaannndddyyy' timestamp='1320372130' post='2838096'] I'm down. [/quote] You heard it here first folks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 [quote name='Omniscient1' timestamp='1320371719' post='2838087'] I like BEazy (he's a good guy) so I hope you get rolled. The rest of this thread is honestly kind of boring. :/ [/quote] Meh, this is the most fun I've had in this world for awhile. I even enjoyed the spy attacks. The best part is that he failed to assassinate my spies after he gathered the intel. [quote name='The Pansy' timestamp='1320371854' post='2838090'] Wonder buying, I miss those days [/quote] I recently bought infra and found out I could buy more wonders (1). You couldn't believe how happy I was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeBeard Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) [quote name='rsoxbronco1' timestamp='1320372374' post='2838100'] Give me all the NPL warchest info you have. wait. I worry what you just heard was "I wanted a lot of NPL warchests", but what I said was: Give me all the NPL warchests you have. [/quote] I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus. And then again when I heard that Li'l Sebastian had passed. Something about warchest... Edited November 4, 2011 by OrangeBeard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Bad Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 [quote name='Solomon' timestamp='1320371041' post='2838079'] You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Believland. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Shinto Desired Government: Monarchy Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 5/31/2011 5:29:27 PM Last Wonder Purchase: 10/16/2011 Total Money: $1,505,386,314 Technology: 8,405.67 Levels Last Bill Payment: 11/3/2011 7:49:08 PM Trade Partners: Schills, Shadoon, WeDontMatter, seca111, Ghuxalia Secret Aid Sent To: None Total Aircraft: 105 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 927 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 18 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 5 Submarines: 7 Aircraft Carriers: 7 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. [/quote] Its seems the high level of stupid in NPL has spread its way through the entire alliance. This just keeps getting better and better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 [quote name='The Big Bad' timestamp='1320372684' post='2838104'] Its seems the high level of stupid in NPL has spread its way through the entire alliance. This just keeps getting better and better. [/quote] To be honest, Solomon just doesn't give a !@#$ any more, he just wants the world to burn, and quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeros Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Solomon' timestamp='1320371041' post='2838079'] You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Believland. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Shinto Desired Government: Monarchy Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 5/31/2011 5:29:27 PM Last Wonder Purchase: 10/16/2011 Total Money: $1,505,386,314 Technology: 8,405.67 Levels Last Bill Payment: 11/3/2011 7:49:08 PM Trade Partners: Schills, Shadoon, WeDontMatter, seca111, Ghuxalia Secret Aid Sent To: None Total Aircraft: 105 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 927 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 18 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 5 Submarines: 7 Aircraft Carriers: 7 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. [/quote] Way to keep things classy NPL. You really showed those dishonorable TOP dudes who's boss! [img]http://www.operatorchan.org/t/arch/src/t173946_t166931_I-like-where-this-thread-is-going-2.jpg[/img] Edited November 4, 2011 by Aeros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Bad Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 [quote name='The Pansy' timestamp='1320372846' post='2838105'] To be honest, Solomon just doesn't give a !@#$ any more, he just wants the world to burn, and quickly. [/quote] Then what are we waiting for. Lets set this tinderbox on fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ROMMELHSQ Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 As a failure alliance is being crushed...another is being born right here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 [quote name='ROMMELHSQ' timestamp='1320372941' post='2838108'] As a failure alliance is being crushed...another is being born right here. [/quote] Damn it, I knew I should've stayed put. I could be hovering at ZI waging war against a universally disliked alliance right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crymson Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Let's buy two big industrial windmills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sniper Joe Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 The Ron Swanson posts are the best part of this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardus Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 [quote name='Solomon' timestamp='1320371041' post='2838079'] You have just conducted a spy operation against the nation of Believland. In the attack your spy efforts were successful as your spies were able to gather the following information about the nation: Desired Religion: Shinto Desired Government: Monarchy Threat Level: Low Tax Rate: 30% Number of Spies: 800 Last Nuke Purchase: 5/31/2011 5:29:27 PM Last Wonder Purchase: 10/16/2011 Total Money: $1,505,386,314 Technology: 8,405.67 Levels Last Bill Payment: 11/3/2011 7:49:08 PM Trade Partners: Schills, Shadoon, WeDontMatter, seca111, Ghuxalia Secret Aid Sent To: None Total Aircraft: 105 Aircraft Fighter Strength: 927 Aircraft Bomber Strength: 18 Navy Purchases Today: 0 Navy Vessels: Corvettes: 0 Landing Ships: 0 Battleships: 0 Cruisers: 0 Frigates: 0 Destroyers: 5 Submarines: 7 Aircraft Carriers: 7 Your spies returned home unharmed and unidentified. [/quote] We have a bingo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Pansy Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 [quote name='The Big Bad' timestamp='1320372913' post='2838107'] Then what are we waiting for. Lets set this tinderbox on fire. [/quote] Not sure TOP could even mouth a 9 man blitz on NPL, mainly because there wouldn't be anyone in range Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 (edited) Oh relax. It's not like NPL's government supports his actions. If I were a betting man I'd say he probably will face some agreed to justice or see the door. You're all a bunch of muck-rakers. /me shakes fist and goes back to enjoying retirement. Edited November 4, 2011 by IYIyTh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KemMo Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 This action was not condoned by the Nuclear Proliferation League, and the ruler Solomon is no longer a member of the Nuclear Proliferation League. We don't tolerate our members acting like asshats, as such Solomon is hereby expelled. I apologize for the bit of drama this caused. As someone stated previously in this thread, two wrongs do not make a right. If anyone has any questions regarding this, please visit me at #npl on coldfront. Thank you for your time, KemMo Prime Minister Nuclear Proliferation League Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 [quote name='Crymson' timestamp='1320373411' post='2838111'] Let's buy two big industrial windmills. [/quote] Extra Lemon in my diet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Thread delivers. Would recommend. Would read again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crymson Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 [quote name='IYIyTh' timestamp='1320373816' post='2838117'] /me shakes fist and goes back to enjoying retirement. [/quote] I think that by "retirement," you mean "I lost the election." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Bad Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 [quote name='KemMo' timestamp='1320374072' post='2838121'] This action was not condoned by the Nuclear Proliferation League, and the ruler Solomon is no longer a member of the Nuclear Proliferation League. We don't tolerate our members acting like asshats, as such Solomon is hereby expelled. I apologize for the bit of drama this caused. As someone stated previously in this thread, two wrongs do not make a right. If anyone has any questions regarding this, please visit me at #npl on coldfront. Thank you for your time, KemMo Prime Minister Nuclear Proliferation League [/quote] Well thats no fun. Bring back the other NPL guy from earlier he would have made a total mess of this and fun would be had for all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Londo Mollari Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 GOD has 1 fewer WRC and 12 fewer MP than the M C X A, led by one supercoolyellow. And no warchests, to boot. You'd think after years of jumping on all the pushover targets in every war and taking the least damage that GOD would at least be better than the MCXA. Looks like it hasn't paid off too well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KahlanRahl Posted November 4, 2011 Report Share Posted November 4, 2011 Most epic, rogue, ever. Onward and downwards with Xiphosis' tech and infra! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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