Machanidas Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 [img]http://209.85.48.10/12912/43/upload/p3339080.png[/img] [size=5][b]The Tea Bags and Biscuits War[/b][/size] [img]http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/3648/warriorannounce.png[/img] It's pretty much tradition that every war in TE begins with an update blitz. If nothing else, the tactic provides an edge to the attacker, who is likely to get four GAs plus assorted bombing runs in before the attackee is even aware that hostilities are afoot. Not wanting to conflict with Game 7 of the World Series, however, we here at the Warriors thought we'd get a jump on today's news cycle and attack now. So grab some afternoon tea and biscuits, and enjoy the fun as the Warriors declare war on our friends with the Global Democratic Alliance. On behalf of Warriors gov, Machanidas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Hehe, mid-day blitz. Some people are gonna be mad when they sign on tonight. o/ Warriors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic redhead Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Dear GDA, Please don't surrender as quickly as RD did. Hugs and kisses Bionic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennybronx Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 [quote name='Gibsonator21' timestamp='1319832252' post='2833862'] Hehe, mid-day blitz. Some people are gonna be mad when they sign on tonight. o/ Warriors [/quote] Definitely. lol But it'll be ok. They'll just be happy they finally got war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernsters Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 I was wondering when someone would do this. have fun guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 I thought warriors didn't down declare.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confusion Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 [quote name='ADude' timestamp='1319834950' post='2833940'] I thought warriors didn't down declare.. [/quote] This isn't even a down declare! you just mad, adude. Especially considering GDA's Military prowess. They're better than LE, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machanidas Posted October 28, 2011 Author Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 [quote name='ADude' timestamp='1319834950' post='2833940'] I thought warriors didn't down declare.. [/quote] Oh FFS, ADude, are you kidding me? You want to hash out fractions and decimal points? Debate inactives? Nonsense like that is what really hacks me off about this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennybronx Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 [quote name='Machanidas' timestamp='1319835761' post='2833960'] Oh FFS, ADude, are you kidding me? You want to hash out fractions and decimal points? Debate inactives? Nonsense like that is what really hacks me off about this game. [/quote] We are the Warriors! We war with savage joy. We tend to make the wars fair. For example, this war seems pretty fair to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic redhead Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 [quote name='Confusion' timestamp='1319835739' post='2833959'] This isn't even a down declare! you just mad, adude. Especially considering GDA's Military prowess. They're better than LE, no? [/quote] Wait, didn't you quit TE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sippyjuice Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 At least this one is more even than our previous wars. Bring it on. Good practice for my newbies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confusion Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 [quote name='Machanidas' timestamp='1319835761' post='2833960'] Oh FFS, ADude, are you kidding me? You want to hash out fractions and decimal points? Debate inactives? Nonsense like that is what really hacks me off about this game. [/quote] I'll do it for ADude. [b]Warriors[/b]: 19 of 19 (Active) - 142k NS - 7,518 ANS - 58 Nukes 1 - 20k+ NS 4 - 10k+ NS 6 - 8k+ NS 12 - 5k+ NS [b]GDA[/b]: 14 of 16 (Active) - 114k NS - 7,139 ANS - 28 Nukes 1 - 20k+ NS 5 - 10k+ NS 5 - 8k+ NS 8 - 5k+ NS Difference in Stats: Warriors + 3 / + 5 Active Warriors +28k NS Warriors +379 ANS Warriors +30 Nukes [img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7UyesaqfeFM/TmUTMYv0IiI/AAAAAAAAANE/lxclINENzkE/s1600/TheMoreYouKnow.jpg[/img] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confusion Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 [quote name='Bionic redhead' timestamp='1319835943' post='2833967'] Wait, didn't you quit TE? [/quote] Oh, I did. I decided posting here is still amusing, though. Alas, I won't be able to post as much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 [quote name='Confusion' timestamp='1319836153' post='2833973'] -snip- [/quote] All I heard was a giant "[i]bawww[/i]." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lennybronx Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 [quote name='Confusion' timestamp='1319836221' post='2833974'] Oh, I did. I decided posting here is still amusing, though. Alas, I won't be able to post as much [/quote] tragic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confusion Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 [quote name='Gibsonator21' timestamp='1319836269' post='2833977'] All I heard was a giant "[i]bawww[/i]." [/quote] yeah, definitely brah. It makes even[i] more[/i] sense now since I'm involved & I'm known for loving the GDA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Format nation, TNS, ANS, Nukes. tW: 19 142,814 7,517 58 GDA: 16 123,542 7,139 28 [quote name='Machanidas' timestamp='1319835761' post='2833960'] Oh FFS, ADude, are you kidding me? You want to hash out fractions and decimal points? Debate inactives? Nonsense like that is what really hacks me off about this game. [/quote] No AA should have inactives, if you do that is your own fault. [quote name='lennybronx' timestamp='1319835928' post='2833966'] We are the Warriors! We war with savage joy. We tend to make the wars fair. For example, this war seems pretty fair to me. [/quote] Nah, fighting with 20 more nukes in a very small memberbase war isn't bad at all ( [/sarcasm]), or the fact that you have had a much longer time to rebuild ( when was your last "real" war?) even if the TPC/OP war lasted a very short time they can still dish out a LOT of damage in one update (personal experience with OP) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic redhead Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 [quote name='Confusion' timestamp='1319836221' post='2833974'] Oh, I did. I decided posting here is still amusing, though. Alas, I won't be able to post as much [/quote] Son, I am disappoint. Perhaps your lack of self control is why you were such a bad leader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Confusion Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) [center][img]http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/l/leprechaun-12337.jpg[/img][/center] An Announcement from Leprechaun- We're now in a State of War with the Warriors in defense of the Global Democratic Alliance. This is for Allah! PS: Sorry for the lack of wars, we're a bit busy here, gents. Edit: i have 98 infra, i cant help. Edited October 28, 2011 by Confusion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opaque Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 o/ Warriors o/ GDA Confusion Have fun, bruvs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 It's amazing. Even in TE, where the goal is to war, people complain about a relatively even war. A couple ten's of thousands doesn't make a difference, and nukes can be spied away. Not to mention several people won't be warring because of RL stuff. Just enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sippyjuice Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 [quote name='Confusion' timestamp='1319836632' post='2833984'] [center][img]http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/l/leprechaun-12337.jpg[/img][/center] An Announcement from Leprechaun- We're now in a State of War with the Warriors in defense of the Global Democratic Alliance. This is for Allah! PS: Sorry for the lack of wars, we're a bit busy here, gents. Edit: i have 98 infra, i cant help. [/quote] How about building up a bit and I'll be happy to show you my appreciation... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic redhead Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 On behalf of the Warrior's government I hearby announce the unconditional surrender to the overwhelming force of leprechaun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bannyfaws Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 [quote name='King Ernie' timestamp='1319834875' post='2833938'] I was wondering when someone would do this. have fun guys [/quote] WAPA,s done this for our first 2 wars good luck to all ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ADude Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 [quote name='Gibsonator21' timestamp='1319836857' post='2833990'] It's amazing. Even in TE, where the goal is to war, people complain about a relatively even war. A couple ten's of thousands doesn't make a difference, and nukes can be spied away. Not to mention several people won't be warring because of RL stuff. Just enjoy. [/quote] Its mostly the nukes not so much the total NS, like I implied, 20 nukes is a lot in a small memberbase war. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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