porksaber Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 [center] [size="5"]لقد حان الوقت لاظهار قوتنا الحقيقية. إنهم يقللون من شأن عزمنا. دعونا نظهر أننا لا نخاف منهم. كشعب واحد ، ونحن لدينا مجانا الناس من نير الاضطهاد الأجنبي[/size] The hour of cleansing draws near as it has been told, and it is surely good [IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/2q8226s.jpg[/IMG] As salamu alaykim For many moons i have been exiled from my kingdom. Many days have I longed for the sweet wind and sun of my home. But the false prophets and the heretics have toiled to keep my from her shores; and to keep my divine birthright from me. واطؤ السلالات العبودية! ولن نكون عبيدا! I, porksaber, am the most holy, divine, and supreme Ayatollah and Imam of the SOS Brigade. I seek only to reclaim my throne and what is rightfully mine. Yet the false profits and infidels keep me in exile. They have alters of false gods أنا أتكلم ، جيوشنا تقترب من هدفها ، الذي سوف نقوم باستعادة استقلال أمة عظيمة مرة واحدة As I speak, my armies cleanse the nations of the false prophets My cruise missiles make their skies dark My Uranium enriches their deluded souls And their nations shall burn وكما أنه وضع النفايات لبلدنا ، ونحن يجب وضع النفايات إلى بلاده The only salvation for the false prophets is through me. I am the only light and the only path to salvation. I, the supreme Ayatollah and Imam must be publically recognized Or I shall smite those who do not. هذا ، هو كيف يبد There is nowhere to hide There is no room to run The members of SOS who do not acknowledge my position as supreme shall feel my wrath and your lands shall know that I am the lord. [/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 This is beautiful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katy Perry Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Katy Perry recognises on behalf of the people of Californie the supremacy of the Supreme Ayatollah and Imam of the SOS Brigade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeKy Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 o/ the Supreme Ayatollah and Imam of the SOS Brigade!!! o/ P0RKSABER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baltus Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 The People of Baltum recognize the Ayatollah's administration. May his rule be long and prosperous. o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoomzoomzoom Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 The Tsarist Regime of Conorea supports the Imam of SOS Brigage, Porksaber, in these dark times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrash Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 I was supposed to come here and say something, but I'm just confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Chocolate Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 (edited) Seaworthy people: Revenge is a dish best served cold. This is too hot for my taste. Edited October 28, 2011 by White Chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerridwyn Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Putting the Arabic through Google Translate was somewhat amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derwood1 Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Best leadership SOS has had.......ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Hail the Ayatollah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artigo Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 The jacked and tan brahs/hbb's of the Janus Republic do recognize and affirm porksaber as the Ayatollah and Imam of the SOS Brigade, we bestow our blessings of cell-tech. May the aesthetics be with you in these dark days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 inb4 Methrage comes in here and rants about viceroys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 Congrats? I assumed any rightful leader of Sos brigade would be speaking in Japanese, and not Arabic. [quote name='USMC123' timestamp='1319782188' post='2833457'] inb4 Methrage comes in here and rants about viceroys. [/quote] and himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evangeline Anovilis Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 [quote name='Omniscient1' timestamp='1319787064' post='2833485'] I assumed any rightful leader of Sos brigade would be speaking in Japanese, and not Arabic. [/quote] Thought that too. I doubt you can replace Myrrh. But let's see what will come from this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
multi Posted October 28, 2011 Report Share Posted October 28, 2011 I've been here for over 3 years and this is the first OP that actually makes any sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drai Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 [IMG]http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k222/draiwadle24/Mushqaeda1.png[/IMG] ALLARCHONU ACKBAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jerdge Posted October 29, 2011 Report Share Posted October 29, 2011 [quote name='porksaber' timestamp='1319761225' post='2833265']<SNIP>[/quote] Please translate the Arabic, porksaber, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted October 30, 2011 Report Share Posted October 30, 2011 (edited) Masha'Allah, brother. Ayatollah Bromeini of Rock n Rollah recognizes brother p0rk as the Supreme Leader and commander of the faithful of the SOS Birgade, and offers his support in any way that it may be given. May you teach these kuffar weeaboos the word of Allah as told by his messanger, the holy prophet (PBUH). Bismillah! Edited October 30, 2011 by Ayatollah Bromeini Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unpronounced Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 Subhanallah, Cool Story, Bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChairmanHal Posted October 31, 2011 Report Share Posted October 31, 2011 "It's time to show our real strength. They underestimate our resolve. Let us show that we are not afraid of them. As one people, and we have the people free from the yoke of foreign oppression." Good luck with that I guess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elrich von Richt Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Derwood1' timestamp='1319771021' post='2833360'] Best leadership SOS has had.......ever [/quote] I'm pretty sure I was the closest thing to a [b]real[/b] leader they ever got. Edited November 2, 2011 by Elrich von Richt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eucliwood Hellscythe Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 May you walk straight and true, my Lord! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted November 2, 2011 Report Share Posted November 2, 2011 Garments of fire have been prepared for the unbelievers. Scalding water shall be poured upon their heads, melting their skins and that which is in their bellies. They shall be lashed with rods of iron. Whenever, in their anguish, they try to escape from Hell, back they shall be dragged, and will be told: "Taste the torment of the Conflagration!" Quran 22:19-20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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