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An Important Seaworthy Announcement from the Ayatollah


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[size="5"]لقد حان الوقت لاظهار قوتنا الحقيقية. إنهم يقللون من شأن عزمنا. دعونا نظهر أننا لا نخاف منهم. كشعب واحد ، ونحن لدينا مجانا الناس من نير الاضطهاد الأجنبي[/size]
The hour of cleansing draws near as it has been told, and it is surely good

As salamu alaykim

For many moons i have been exiled from my kingdom.

Many days have I longed for the sweet wind and sun of my home.

But the false prophets and the heretics have toiled to keep my from her shores;

and to keep my divine birthright from me.

واطؤ السلالات العبودية! ولن نكون عبيدا!

I, porksaber, am the most holy, divine, and supreme Ayatollah and Imam of the SOS Brigade.

I seek only to reclaim my throne and what is rightfully mine.

Yet the false profits and infidels keep me in exile.

They have alters of false gods

أنا أتكلم ، جيوشنا تقترب من هدفها ، الذي سوف نقوم باستعادة استقلال أمة عظيمة مرة واحدة

As I speak, my armies cleanse the nations of the false prophets

My cruise missiles make their skies dark

My Uranium enriches their deluded souls

And their nations shall burn

وكما أنه وضع النفايات لبلدنا ، ونحن يجب وضع النفايات إلى بلاده

The only salvation for the false prophets is through me.

I am the only light and the only path to salvation.

I, the supreme Ayatollah and Imam must be publically recognized

Or I shall smite those who do not.

هذا ، هو كيف يبد

There is nowhere to hide

There is no room to run

The members of SOS who do not acknowledge my position as supreme shall feel my wrath

and your lands shall know

that I am the lord.

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Masha'Allah, brother.

Ayatollah Bromeini of Rock n Rollah recognizes brother p0rk as the Supreme Leader and commander of the faithful of the SOS Birgade, and offers his support in any way that it may be given.

May you teach these kuffar weeaboos the word of Allah as told by his messanger, the holy prophet (PBUH).


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Garments of fire have been prepared for the unbelievers. Scalding water shall be poured upon their heads, melting their skins and that which is in their bellies. They shall be lashed with rods of iron.

Whenever, in their anguish, they try to escape from Hell, back they shall be dragged, and will be told: "Taste the torment of the Conflagration!"

Quran 22:19-20

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