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Hitchhikers in Camelot? Ni! Sayers in Vogon Constructor Ships?

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One day, a small group of Hitchhikers made their way onto the Heart of Gold. Being good hitchhikers, they had their towels, and were quite inebriated. After pushing a few random buttons, the Infinite Improbability Drive was activated, and this group of Hitchhikers was sent to a most improbable location: Camelot. Upon landing, they came upon a group of Ni! saying knights. Many beverages were consumed, many shrubberies were acquired, and a friendship was struck:

[u][b]Article I:[/b][/u] Sovereignty: Don’t Panic! Hitchhikers and Ni! Sayers still have their own autonomous collectives from which to pursue the Holy Grail.

[u][b]Article II[/b][/u] Friendship: Ni! Sayers and Hitchhikers like each other. Anything needing said to one another should be done using large, friendly letters. The eating of each other’s minstrels is frowned upon…unless it would bring much rejoicing for both sides.

[u][b]Article III:[/b][/u] Mutual Defense: “Well that’s no ordinary rabbit!” Should a killer rabbit attempt to bite the head off one of us, the other will retaliate, Ni! Sayers using their Holy Hand Grenades, Hitchhikers in their Vogon Destructor Fleets.

[u][b]Article IV:[/b][/u] Aid: Hitchhikers and Ni! Sayers can ask the other for pints and packets of peanuts and other types of aid should they need it to save up for shrubberies or for a shiny new copy of the Guide.

[u][b]Article V:[/b][/u] Intelligence: “What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?” Information such as this shouldn’t be kept a secret. Therefore, if a Ni! Sayer happens upon such information, or if a Hitchhiker happens to discover the question that corresponds to the answer of 42, it should be shared immediately.

[u][b]Article VI:[/b][/u] Amendments: “Oh shut up and go and change your armor.” Should a new piece of armor be wanted, both sides will discuss it and come a consensus before changing our armor.

[u][b]Article VII:[/b][/u] Cancellation: “On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.” Should things become entirely too silly for either party, they shall give the other 72 hours notice before making a public announcement.

[u][b]Article VIII:[/b][/u] Ratification: “All the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs, but by a two thirds majority in the case of...” Here’s to shrubberies being installed on Vogon Destructor Ships, and to the Guide being read at Camelot!

Signed for MHA:

Julia Rose Vicious, Triumvir, Maiden of Castle Anthrax
gasgiant405, Triumvir, Tim the Enchanter
IYIyth, Triumvir, Prince Herbert

Signed for Knights of Ni!:

Silent Blood Line, the Head Knight of Ni!, The King You Didn't Vote For
Capt. Aloha, King, Keeper of the Killer Rabbit Cage
Ramon666, King, the Original Knight of Mystery
Sudovia, Jarl, the "Jarl" of the Shrubbery Watch

And there was much rejoicing

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[quote name='Steve Buscemi' timestamp='1319085364' post='2829058']
The turnover in MHA's triumvirate makes me dizzy.

We elect them, we also drive them crazy.

It's a continuous cycle.

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