Comrade Craig Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 (edited) [center][img]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f2/dr_mckinney/personal/stuff/int-resized-std.png[/img][/center] [quote] Craig enters the darkened office, flips on the light, and slowly surveys the room. [i]It's been a long time.[/i] He strolls to the desk in the center of the room and picks up a framed photograph. He recognizes one of the smiling faces as his predecessor. [i]You have a lovely family, Comrade Q.[/i] He tosses the photograph aside and it lands in the wastebin with a dull thud. Turning to face the mirror mounted on the wall behind the desk, Craig studies himself, adjusts his beret, and tucks away a few stray hairs. He begins to turn, but something in the reflection grabs his attention. Using the edge of a nearby curtain, he wipes off a few specks of blood from one of the many medals that decorate his chest. "Elections are such messy affairs," he mutters to himself, and turns away. Returning to the desk, he drops into the familiar leather chair and leans back as far as chair can bend, then drops both feet onto the desk. His black boots are caked with dried mud that breaks off and scatters on impact. From his pocket he produces a cigar, bites off the cap and casually spits it aside. He takes a few gentle puffs as he lights it, exhales with a sigh, and grins. [i]It's good to be home.[/i] [center][img]http://theinternational-cn.com/craig/comandante_craig_returns.jpg[/img][/center] [/quote] On behalf of our glorious workers' [s]congress[/s] Althing, it is once again my distinct honor and duty to introduce the newly elected 18th Central Committee of the International: [center][b]Reichskaiser[/b] Comrade Craig [b]Kronprinz[/b] Q [b]Reichsbanker[/b] Fraulein Lexie [b]Reichsmarschall[/b] Comrade Trotsky [b]Reichsminister: Liaison[/b] Baron Terror [b]Reichsminister: Membership[/b] Diego Rivera[/center] -Craig Edited September 30, 2011 by Comrade Craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob the Malignant Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 (edited) An excellent election. All is right with the world. HEIL Edited September 30, 2011 by Jacob the Malignant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 This makes me feel weird inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IYIyTh Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Congratulations to you Commie's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Feels good to be back on the Committee Feels Reichsmarschall, man. o/ 18th CC o/ INT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soviet Limburg Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Heil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus The Viking Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 HEIL MARX! HEIL ENGELS! HEIL CRAIG! HEIL OFFENSIVE HEILING! HEIL IRONIC HEILING! HEIL FIVE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saniiro Matsudaira Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Congrats to the lolcommies on the election. Good luck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Your titles seem to remind me of something, but I can't put my finger on it. Congrats to Comrades Craig and Trotsky. That Q guy is ok too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir Nikanor Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 So THIS is why you asked me how to spell [s]Alþingi[/s] Althing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xiphosis Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 You blew it up! YOU BLEW IT ALL UP! Wait what? Congrats to the elected. Be nice to Lexie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmbroseIV Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Congrats Craig, Trotsky 'n everyone else; TiNT in general - good looking government and I'm sure they'll serve you well! Needs a tiny bit of MutedFaith though... but I won't complain, that'd just be greedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itseZe Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Congratulations Herr Kaiser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 It sounds scary in your alliance of frightening ideologies. Good luck on the "democratic elections". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comrade Craig Posted September 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Vladimir Nikanor' timestamp='1317364456' post='2812528'] So THIS is why you asked me how to spell [s]Alþingi[/s] Althing [/quote] The revolution is spreading, [i]comrade[/i] Nikanor. As they say in the village where I was born: hide yo wife. Hide yo kids. The proletariat is heading north. -Craig Edited September 30, 2011 by Comrade Craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 [quote name='Comrade Craig' timestamp='1317365217' post='2812544'] The revolution is spreading, [i]comrade[/i] Nikanor. As they say in the village where I was born: hide yo wife. Hide yo kids. The proletariat is heading north. -Craig [/quote] INT for MJ 2011! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandellav Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 [quote] From atop his penthouse suite at the 3 Dragons Hotel, Casino, Brothel, and Capitol, Mandellav Targaryen gazes out over the wastes surrounding the burgeoning city of New Vegas. He sees what is not there yet. He sees a future of conquest wrought by taming the heat of the desert as only a Dragon can. A steely eyed adviser with a permanent scowl whispers some delightful news in the Young Dragon's ear. His friend Craig's successful coup of The International means continued peace, friendship, and allegiance with the communists on the other side of the ocean of sand. The Unbroken Pact can remain whole so long as men of such honor and cunning can retain their power through such unyielding loyalty.[/quote] You can't spell porcupine without coup. I don't even know what that means. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir Nikanor Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 [quote name='Comrade Craig' timestamp='1317365217' post='2812544'] The revolution is spreading, [i]comrade[/i] Nikanor.[/quote] I alvays vas curious as to how my Valther tasted.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego Rivera Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Congrats Vladimir and Dimitri! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 I came here to make a witty remark, but that flag makes it impossible to think. Damn you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorian Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Congratulations to those elected. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laslo Kenez Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Ugh, democracy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Banksy Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 I still really like that flag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finnish Commie Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Once again you didn't beat Q, Craig? No but seriously huge congrats to everyone, that is truly a great CC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sir pwnage Posted September 30, 2011 Report Share Posted September 30, 2011 Congratulations to BaronTerror for being the most inactive member consistently elected to government. With this victory, he has finally passed Seixas and claimed this illustrious title. And congratulations to the rest of you too, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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