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[font="Courier New"][center][size="7"][b][u]The Ibizan News Corporation[/u][/b][/size][/center]

[size="5"][b][u]Today's Top News Headlines[/u][/b][/size]

[size="3"][b]Election incoming within a week:[/b]
Supreme Chancellor Juan Carlos will be in the running in an attempt to retain his position

[b]Military Purchase Scheme Introduced:[/b]
Defence budget increase coincides with an attempt to purchase advanced military hardware

[b]UFE annexes Alaskan north slope:[/b]
How will this affect the price of oil?

[b]Ibizan Republic joins the Delian League:[/b]
Exactly how this benefits the Ibizan population

[b]The United Kingdom of Great Britain:[/b]
Just what the hell is going on there, we have everything explained for you

[b]The United States of The Island:[/b]
Are they in over their heads? Read all about their subliminal invasion of Britain here



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