King Timmy Posted September 21, 2011 Report Share Posted September 21, 2011 [font="Courier New"][center][size="7"][b][u]The Ibizan News Corporation[/u][/b][/size][/center] [size="5"][b][u]Today's Top News Headlines[/u][/b][/size] [size="3"][b]Election incoming within a week:[/b] Supreme Chancellor Juan Carlos will be in the running in an attempt to retain his position [b]Military Purchase Scheme Introduced:[/b] Defence budget increase coincides with an attempt to purchase advanced military hardware [b]UFE annexes Alaskan north slope:[/b] How will this affect the price of oil? [b]Ibizan Republic joins the Delian League:[/b] Exactly how this benefits the Ibizan population [b]The United Kingdom of Great Britain:[/b] Just what the hell is going on there, we have everything explained for you [b]The United States of The Island:[/b] Are they in over their heads? Read all about their subliminal invasion of Britain here [/size] [/font] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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