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Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her Shrubbery.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those Ni Knights' maidens.
But, you know, who understands those Ni! guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total princess, 'kay?
I mean, her Shrubbery, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so edgy, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
It's just so ... GREEN!

[Silent Blood Line]
I like big Shrubberies and I can not lie
You other knights can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a rectangular shrubbery in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that Shrubbery was stuffed
Deep in the ground she's burying
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homesquires tried to warn me
But that Shrubbery you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-roots
You say you wanna get on my Stallion?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause it ain't that average Shrubbery!
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
It's rainy, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' thin Grass is the thing
Take the average Knight and ask him that,
It's gotta pack much back
So, Knights! (Yeah!) Knights! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the Shrub? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to bury it! (Bury it!) Bury it! (Bury it!)
Bury that healthy Shrub!
Baby got Shrubbery!

I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get it home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, BURY IT
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone leafs are made for pots
I want 'em real thick and rooty
So find that rooty double
Ramon666's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that Shrubbery
So I'm lookin' at NatGeo videos
Knock-kneeded bushes potted like plastic
You can have them plastics
I'll keep my Shrubbery like the Shire
A word to the thick branched Shrubberies, I wanna get with ya
I won't cut or trim ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *water*
Till the break of Dusk
Shrubbery got it goin' on
A lot of squires won't like this song
'Cause them Lords like to trim it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause it's long, and it's wide
And I'm down to get the growing on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna ride on my Stallion! (Yeah!}
Then turn around! Plant it in the ground!!
Even Pirates got to shout,
Shrubbery got fence!

Shrubbery got fence!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to Shrubberies, BBC Gardeners' World ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if it's 3'6".

[Capt. Aloha]
So your girlfriend rides a Pony, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda got a Fence in the back of her Shrubbery
My lopper don't want none
Unless you've got branches, Shrub
You can do side trims or touch ups,
But please don't lose that height
Some knights wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the Grail ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So BBC Gardeners' World says it's slim
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause the grail is small but your edges are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole weeds in the magazines:
You ain't it, plastic shrub!
Give me a Shrubbery, I can't resist it
Arthur and Black Knight didn't miss it
Some knucklehead try to diss
'Cause his Shrubberies are on my yard
He had game but he chose to clip 'em
And I ride up quick to get them
So ladies, if the shrub is rectangular,
And you want a triple SQUARE throw down,
Dial 1-900-NiPENG
And kick them nasty thoughts
Shrub got fence!

(Shrubbery got fence!) x4


The Knights of Ni! would like to start off this announcement with a few congratulations!
To the first Kings, may they prosper!
Capt. Aloha[/center]
To the first Head Knight of Ni!
[Center]Silent Blood Line[/center]
And lastly, to someone special to Ni!, our Adviser to the Kings, and Jarl of the Shrubbery Watch...
[Center]Siegheil of Sudovia[/center]

We took a few weeks of discussing the structure, and how we have done things, and we have come out with some changes. Here, our new charter.

[quote]Preamble: We, the Knights of NI, swear to promote the words NI, Peng, and Nee-Wom, to the world through peace, love and if necessary - war, in the name of NI!
>Insert Ridiculous Part<
[url=http://cybernations.wikia.com/wiki/Knights_of_Ni_Charter]CLICK FOR THE CHARTER[/url]
Yes, it has some funnies.
Ramon666, the Original Knight of Mystery
Capt. Aloha, Capt. of the King's Guard and Keeper of the Killer Rabbit Cage
Siegheil of Sudovia, The Honourable King's Advisor - the "Jarl" of the Shrubbery Watch
Silent Blood Line, Champion and Head Knight of Ni![/quote]

Now onward to our awards portion!

Through thick and thin, diplomats have kept the KofN Forums a great place, and we do lack IRC time, so we owe you a lot for the patience. We would like to thank everyone who saved their embassy and we want you to know we appreciate your presence over the years! To everyone who has passed through, thank you for stopping by, and providing us with a wonderful time!

We don't give out many awards, but we do give out a few here and there. To the Pirates of the Parrot Order, our longest friend, and ally we present to you [url=http://operatorchan.org/v/arch/src/v38815_German%20Leopard%202A6%20shrubbery%20knights.jpg]1 Shrubbery[/url] of the utmost Shrubbawesomeness.

Honorable mention... Tehol - one of the best diplomats to have visited our forums.

To everyone else, thank you for reading!,
The Knights of Ni!



Look forward to more. hehe

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I can assure you they have all of the treaties they need.

Congratulations on the progress, hopefully you all won't have to let SBL back into the ACP anytime soon.

Also, good to see Sudovia up there as well.

Forward Knights!

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[size="7"][color=blue]NI![/color] [color=green]NI![/color] [color=Aqua]NI![/color][/size]

glad to see this straightened out guys and good to see the Shrubbery Tanks have taken to the field

[quote name='Banksy' timestamp='1316153365' post='2801432']
Yes, but do you have any treaties? :)

would it kill you to read a wiki once in a while? :rolleyes:

Congratulations on the progress, hopefully you all won't have to let SBL back into the ACP anytime soon.[/quote]

We can only pray :lol1:

Edited by Lurunin
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[quote name='Banksy' timestamp='1316212671' post='2801802']
Are you new?

[s]Sassy.[/s] Classy.
[quote name='Prodigal Moon' timestamp='1316213850' post='2801812']
A very similar song (from another world) popped into my head the other morning, and I knew it was going to be a good day :)

Congrats to SBL and the rest of the gang.
Thanks, man! We appreciate the recognition. haha

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A truly fantastic post. Much more interesting than the more serious fare currently in circulation.

Clearly you spent the appropriately vast amount of time on the truly important part of the post... the intro!

I look forward to getting to know you better.

Chancellor Prime of Terran Empire

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