Ernesto Che Guevara Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 [center][img]http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh39/Space_cuba/Europa-1.png[/img] [/center][center] [/center][center][b]An Insignificant Europa Announcement[/b][/center][center][i]Somebody's gotta do it the right way, right?[/i][/center][center][i] [/i][/center][center][i] [/i][/center][center]We've been watching the OWF lately, seeing the general direction the world is heading in. Hell, somebody's gotta kick this off, right? Well, we won't be like our allies in FEAR. We won't poke fun at another alliance and try to goad them into hitting us. We'll cut through that crap and get straight to the point.[/center][center] [/center][center][img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dwS7qfzBHmQ/SYeTbiyhVQI/AAAAAAAAEdo/J7qviitZxD0/s400/gadhafi.jpg[/img] [/center][center] [/center][center] [/center][center]Oh. Damn, that's right, this is an election result thread, not a declaration of war. Damn. So I guess I was elected as Grand Ayatollah of Europa. So there's that. And I guess I have to choose a cabinet now.[/center][center] [/center][center]Um...I'm gonna go with Minister of Silly Walks as my Minister of Interior, better known as Vanilla Ayatollah. Also, I think I'll keep our current Minister of Defense (Strawberry Ayatollah), a mister Attila the Bun. He's a real rabbit, which sorta shows you how few $%&@s we give.[/center][center] [/center][center] [/center][center]Oh, and why the hell not? I'd like to take this time to ask you to join me in welcoming mister Kongo "At Fault" Jack, better known as [s]Dweebo[/s] Deebo, back into Europa's government as my Minister of Foreign Affairs, or Mint Ayatollah. Cool. [/center][center] [/center][center]That's all, urrybody. Come by and visit us in #CNEuropa some time. We're really lonely. [/center] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Caparo Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Congrats guys, still dont know why you wouldnt elect ShouAS and Me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted September 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 [quote name='Lord Caparo' timestamp='1315100181' post='2794131'] Congrats guys, still dont know why you wouldnt elect ShouAS and Me [/quote] You got more votes than one of our other candidates. He didn't even vote for himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Caparo Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 [quote name='Ernesto Che Guevara' timestamp='1315100262' post='2794133'] You got more votes than one of our other candidates. He didn't even vote for himself. [/quote] Epic stuff aye brah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster83 Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Good luck to you all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pingu Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 So this is why you haven't been hanging out lately. Busy taking over things and such. I'm afraid I had to give your seat at the bar to some dude from FEAR. Also congratulations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted September 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 [quote name='Pingu' timestamp='1315100514' post='2794140'] So this is why you haven't been hanging out lately. Busy taking over things and such. I'm afraid I had to give your seat at the bar to some dude from FEAR. Also congratulations. [/quote] My dearest Pingu, are we going to go to war this winter? I miss you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacapo Saladin Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 You always have had the worst announcements. You are not funny. You are not clever. You are not edgy. You are not creative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Caparo Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 [quote name='Jacapo Saladin' timestamp='1315101442' post='2794152'] You always have had the worst announcements. You are not funny. You are not clever. You are not edgy. You are not creative. [/quote] But then again, we are all of the above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted September 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 [quote name='Jacapo Saladin' timestamp='1315101442' post='2794152'] You always have had the worst announcements. You are not funny. You are not clever. You are not edgy. You are not creative. [/quote] Cry some more, your tears excite me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrash Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Deebo's back and there's no one to blame but himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpsilonPhoenix Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 [quote name='Jacapo Saladin' timestamp='1315101442' post='2794152'] You always have had the worst announcements. You are not funny. You are not clever. You are not edgy. You are not creative. [/quote] I'm detecting a whole lot of butthurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedon125 Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Jacapo Saladin' timestamp='1315101442' post='2794152'] You always have had the worst announcements. You are not funny. You are not clever. You are not edgy. You are not creative. [/quote] U mad, brah? You know Europa always does announcements like this, don't take out your frustration at your apparent lack of pattern recognition on Chax. Speaking of Chax, all hail the new overlord of Europa, and that cabinet is nothing short of the work of a master woodworker. Edited September 4, 2011 by thedon125 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted September 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 [quote name='thedon125' timestamp='1315109758' post='2794286'] Speaking of Chax, all hail the new overlord of Europa, and that cabinet is nothing short of the work of a master woodworker. [/quote] Between my mastery in the area of wood and Deebo's skill in interior design, it was bound to happen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 I hate you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzoppistan Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Deebo's back in gov? You're all doomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Chax is always a terrible choice for gov. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Greenberg Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 [quote name='Jacapo Saladin' timestamp='1315101442' post='2794152'] You always have had the worst announcements. You are not funny. You are not clever. You are not edgy. You are not creative. [/quote]You are mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dcrews Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 [quote name='Pingu' timestamp='1315100514' post='2794140'] I'm afraid I had to give your seat at the bar to some dude from FEAR. [/quote] [img]http://proxy01.heello.com/full/megusta.jpg?1313019897[/img] me gusta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellis Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Looks like an awesome government, congratulations, Chax [quote name='Jacapo Saladin' timestamp='1315101442' post='2794152'] You always have had the worst announcements. You are not funny. You are not clever. You are not edgy. You are not creative. [/quote] Did you seriously think this would be a DoW? Really? [quote name='Kongo Jack' timestamp='1315110501' post='2794301'] I hate you. [/quote] Hi Deebo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Caparo Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 Hai Deebo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted September 4, 2011 Author Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 [quote name='Bob Ilyani' timestamp='1315110797' post='2794310'] Chax is always a terrible choice for gov. [/quote] Oh you. You gracing my thread is enough to make it all worthwhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwin90 Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 debo is back in god help us i still think zara will be better than debo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Learz Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 o/ Europa! Also, can you loan me $20? I'm good for it! [quote name='Jacapo Saladin' timestamp='1315101442' post='2794152'] You always have had the worst announcements. You are not funny. You are not clever. You are not edgy. You are not creative. [/quote] [url="http://i.imgur.com/A2tJE.gif"]Get a dome.[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alaric Posted September 4, 2011 Report Share Posted September 4, 2011 congrat's and good luck! recommend a new photo of yourself in the OP. the one you posted will be toppled shortly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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