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Joint SOS Brigade-Invicta Announcement

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We interrupt your disasterous Q&A sessions, mergers, a terrible pony alliance thing and Come at us bro's for a very exciting announcement from SOS Brigade and Invicta. We have been friends for some time now and have decided to take our love for one another to a whole new level. It makes me proud to present this lovely beauty. We have upgraded our absolutely adorable ODAP to an even more adorable MDoAP! Yay~ Let the "celebrations" and nyans commence!

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[size=5][b]Lolicat In A Bigger Box Accords[/b][/size]
[size=4]A Treaty of [s]Optional[/s][b]Mutual[/b] Defense and [b]Optional[/b] Aggress~nyan[/size][/center]

=== [b]Article I - Peace[/b] ===
Regnum Invictorum (Invicta) recognizes that the SOS Brigade (SOS団) are chill dudes, even without Arrnea at the helm, and promise to never mess with each other. They also recognize that Bern is a !@#$%*.

=== [b]Article II - Intelligence[/b] ===
Both signatories recognize that neither has any intelligence, but that together they're better than nothing so they'll work together to make sure their homework gets done.

=== [b]Article III - Aid[/b] ===
Both signatories know that sharing is caring, and will make sure to share whenever they can. Pass that stuff around, okay?

=== [b]Article IV - War[/b] ===
Both signatories agree to help each other [s]out whenever possible, but they also recognize that sometimes you can't. Hugs and lolcats will be sent instead[/s] [b]when someone tries to steal their lolcats. We have COLLECTIVE FURY![/b]

=== [b]Article V - Cancellation[/b] ===
Should the love ever stop, both signatories know that sometimes you have to call it quits, so this agreement can be canceled with 2 days notice. Also, love poems are appreciated.

=== [b]Signatures[/b] ===
Signed for [b]Regnum Invictorum[/b],
/s/
* President Gunn of Acturea, aka Nascar8FanGA, President of Invicta, Shower Buddy of Bern, "Awesome Possum", Joint Survivor of the Coming Penguin Apocalypse with Redezra, and Worshiper of Glorious Alzeid.
* Dan2680, El Presidente; Emperor of the Ice Cream Cabinet, Master of Right Hand Turns and Long Straight Aways
* ShotgunWilly, Vice-President of Invicta
* Thrash, Minister of Foreign Affairs
* -- KingTopherXXIII, Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs
* Buddyboyrollin, Minister of War
* Ellis, Minister of Internal Affairs, [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/oxuIC.gif[/IMG]
* Jorost of the Triune Republic, Grand Duke of Invicta and Perennial Runner-Up for People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive
* Learz, Peer of the Realm, Office of Complaints, Dragged Out Of Bed For This Treaty

Signed for the [b]SOS Brigade[/b],
/s/
* Bernkastel aka Bern, Brigade Chief and Ultra Director, Lord of the Bourgeois, :smugkastel:, Official Trollwitch, Nobody Expects The Bernquisition, Lord of the ~kastel, Everything. Must. Burn~kastel. and ~kastel EVERYWHERE
* Redezra, Supreme Empress of Awesomeness, Mistress of Neurosis, Minor Goddess of Musical Chairs, High Chairwoman of the CN Ministry Of Snuggles, Joint Survivor of the Coming Penguin Apocalypse with Nascar8FanGa, Confused Esper and Mysterious Transfer Student
* Takagi aka Roze, Alien Supercomputer and Meganekko, Sole Member of the Literature Club, Pseudo-German Magical Girl Sergeant, and Teller of Really Really Bad Jokes
* Piro-chan, Confused and Cute, Time Traveler and Brigade Mascot, Eater of Galaxies, Permanently Hungry One, Vessel of Cthulhu, Snuggleably-cute One, Snuggle Imouto of Redezra, Stir Crazy Tripolar, Hyperactive and Talkative Nut, Delightfully Lovable and Silly Loli
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[b]Non-Themed Version[/b][spoiler][center][img]http://i.imgur.com/OvBpE.png[/img]

[size=5][b]Lolicat In A Bigger Box Accords[/b][/size]
[size=4]A Treaty of Mutual Defense and Optional Aggression[/size][/center]

=== [b]Article I - Peace[/b] ===
Regnum Invictorum (Invicta) and the SOS Brigade (SOS団) agree to remain respectful and polite to each other in all channels of communication, public or private. They also resolve to seek diplomatic means to any possible conflicts they may have. Both alliances should look out for each others' well-being. As a consequence of their mutual friendship, both parties agree not to attack each other for any reason. In the event of a treaty conflict that would draw the two into war with each other, this article will take precedence.

=== [b]Article II - Intelligence[/b] ===
Should either party receive information that pertains to the safety or well-being of the other signatory, they will seek to make it known to that signatory. Also, if either signatory has any reason to believe a security breach exists in the other alliance they are to present this concern and any evidence to their other signatory. Additionally, both parties agree not to commit espionage against each other.

=== [b]Article III - Aid[/b] ===
Should a signatory request financial aid of any sort from the other alliance, they are required to provide said aid as able.

=== [b]Article IV - War[/b] ===
A direct attack on one signatory by an alliance that is not required to do so by one of its own publically-announced treaties is considered an act of war against the other signatory, and will be responded to in kind. In the event of either signatory launching an offensive military operation, the other signatory has the option to offer military support, but is not required to do so.

=== [b]Article V - Cancellation[/b] ===
In the unlikely event either signatory wishes to cancel this agreement, they are to give 48 hours' notice to the other party with reasons through private channels. This treaty will remain in effect throughout that time period.

=== [b]Signatures[/b] ===
Signed for [b]Regnum Invictorum[/b],
/s/
* President Gunn of Acturea, aka Nascar8FanGA, President of Invicta, Shower Buddy of Bern, "Awesome Possum", Joint Survivor of the Coming Penguin Apocalypse with Redezra, and Worshiper of Glorious Alzeid.
* Dan2680, El Presidente; Emperor of the Ice Cream Cabinet, Master of Right Hand Turns and Long Straight Aways
* ShotgunWilly, Vice-President of Invicta
* Thrash, Minister of Foreign Affairs
-- KingTopherXXIII, Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs
* Buddyboyrollin, Minister of War
* Ellis, Minister of Internal Affairs, [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/oxuIC.gif[/IMG]
* Jorost of the Triune Republic, Grand Duke of Invicta and Perennial Runner-Up for People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive
* Learz, Peer of the Realm, Office of Complaints, Dragged Out Of Bed For This Treaty

Signed for the [b]SOS Brigade[/b],
/s/
* Bernkastel aka Bern, Brigade Chief and Ultra Director, Lord of the Bourgeois, :smugkastel:, Official Trollwitch, Nobody Expects The Bernquisition, Lord of the ~kastel, Everything. Must. Burn~kastel. and ~kastel EVERYWHERE
* Redezra, Supreme Empress of Awesomeness, Mistress of Neurosis, Minor Goddess of Musical Chairs, High Chairwoman of the CN Ministry Of Snuggles, Joint Survivor of the Coming Penguin Apocalypse with Nascar8FanGa, Confused Esper and Mysterious Transfer Student
* Takagi aka Roze, Alien Supercomputer and Meganekko, Sole Member of the Literature Club, Pseudo-German Magical Girl Sergeant, and Teller of Really Really Bad Jokes
* Piro-chan, Confused and Cute, Time Traveler and Brigade Mascot, Eater of Galaxies, Permanently Hungry One, Vessel of Cthulhu, Snuggleably-cute One, Snuggle Imouto of Redezra, Stir Crazy Tripolar, Hyperactive and Talkative Nut, Delightfully Lovable and Silly Loli
[/spoiler]

That's all for now, see you again very soon! :v:

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[quote name='Jacapo Saladin' timestamp='1314118924' post='2786915']
This is disgusting.
[/quote]
Don't worry hun, I'm sure it's considered large where you are.

o/ Invicta
o/ SOS

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Bwahahahahahaha!

Can't......type......laughing.......to.......HARD

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Y'all should hit NsO again now that Invicta is mandated to come get rolled alongside you.

Also, Bernkastel, how come you haven't been responding to our recruitment messages? :(

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One terrible alliance upgrading their treaty with an equally terrible alliance.

My, my, how is this not surprising in the slightest?

Can I give you guys what you consider a 'valid CB' again so we can roll you both?

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[quote name='Hereno' timestamp='1314119284' post='2786924']
Y'all should hit NsO again now that Invicta is mandated to come get rolled alongside you.

Also, Bernkastel, how come you haven't been responding to our recruitment messages? :(
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Something about Freud comes to mind.

[quote name='supercoolyellow' timestamp='1314119379' post='2786925']
Invictia apparently wants to get in on the getting rolled with SF.
[/quote]
Didn't you hear? All the cool kids are doing it :P
But realistically, you should check our other treaties before anticipating our FA movement.

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[quote name='Elrich von Richt' timestamp='1314119512' post='2786927']
Can I give you guys what you consider a 'valid CB' again so we can roll you both?
[/quote]

We have no interest in you or your alliance and I, quite frankly, don't care. ^_^

I will not make the same mistakes as my predecessors. Sorry to disappoint you.

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[quote name='Elrich von Richt' timestamp='1314119512' post='2786927']
One terrible alliance upgrading their treaty with an equally terrible alliance.

My, my, how is this not surprising in the slightest?

Can I give you guys what you consider a 'valid CB' again so we can roll you both?
[/quote]
That would be a [url="http://i.imgur.com/3L2Fy.jpg"]swell present[/url], but I'm not even sure who you are :huh:

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[quote name='Hereno' timestamp='1314119284' post='2786924']
Y'all should hit NsO again now that Invicta is mandated to come get rolled alongside you.
[/quote]

I think you got that the wrong way around. :smug:

Also, can't find the words to respond about this. I'm sure I'll find some way to respond to this later.

Edited by Saniiro Matsudaira

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[quote name='Learz' timestamp='1314119805' post='2786932']
That would be a [url="http://i.imgur.com/3L2Fy.jpg"]swell present[/url], but I'm not even sure who you are :huh:
[/quote]

Your identity is a mystery to me as well, good sir. Care to fill me in?

[color="#FF0000"]I am none of than the fabulously amazing Elrich von Richt, also known as Soviet Haruhi or Haruhi.[/color] :smug:

[quote name='Saniiro Matsudaira' timestamp='1314119816' post='2786933']
I think you got that the wrong way around. :smug:

Also, can't find the words to respond about this. I'm sure I'll find some way to respond to this later.
[/quote]

Damnit, Saniiro, you weren't supposed to reveal the secret plan!

Edited by Elrich von Richt

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[quote name='Ryan Greenberg' timestamp='1314119965' post='2786936']
Anime should be destroyed.

Edit: :lol1: at NsO acting all tough.
[/quote]

Ah, calling us out on the 'tough card'. How classic. Why don't you test us for yourself?

Could always forward your lovely nuclear weapons to the [url="http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=340201"]following address[/url].

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[quote name='Learz' timestamp='1314119543' post='2786928']

But realistically, you should check our other treaties before anticipating our FA movement.
[/quote]

I'm confused by this statement. If SoS Brigade defends RIA or GOD, are you not planning on honoring this treaty then?

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[quote name='Elrich von Richt' timestamp='1314119899' post='2786935']
Your identity is a mystery to me as well, good sir. Care to fill me in?

[color="#FF0000"]I am none of than the fabulously amazing Elrich von Richt, also known as Soviet Haruhi or Haruhi.[/color] :smug:
[/quote]
[url="http://i.imgur.com/3RtHD.jpg"]Still doesn't ring a bell.[/url]
And don't worry if I'm a mystery. I rather like it that way.
(Stops the bill collectors from coming around :ph34r: )


[quote name='supercoolyellow' timestamp='1314120221' post='2786941']
I'm confused by this statement. If SoS Brigade defends RIA or GOD, are you not planning on honoring this treaty then?
[/quote]
I'm saying that Invicta may commit to the defense of anotehr treaty partner before that happens. Or that a treaty confliction may very well occur if certain things take place. Or that Invicta may be signing additional treaties in the near future that may make this treaty redundant. Or that Planet Bob will revisit the history books to learn what nonchaining means. Or any number of things.

That being said, if SOS is attacked without provocation (or perhaps even with provocation), Invicta will move out.

Edited by Learz

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[quote name='Bernkastel' timestamp='1314119691' post='2786930']
I will not make the same mistakes as my predecessors. Sorry to disappoint you.
[/quote]

Knowing your past behavior, I wouldn't find anything surprising out of you anymore.

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[quote name='Elrich von Richt' timestamp='1314120143' post='2786939']
Ah, calling us out on the 'tough card'. How classic. Why don't you test us for yourself?

Could always forward your lovely nuclear weapons to the [url="http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=340201"]following address[/url].
[/quote]I just tried too, but literally none of your nations are in my range. You should increase the NS of that nation with 450 NS.

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[quote name='Learz' timestamp='1314120228' post='2786943']
That being said, if SOS is attacked without provocation (or perhaps even with provocation), Invicta will move out.
[/quote]

That's amusing considering how last time they attacked someone, they did it with no provocation and a flimsy CB.

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[quote name='Elrich von Richt' timestamp='1314120143' post='2786939']
Ah, calling us out on the 'tough card'. How classic. Why don't you test us for yourself?[/quote]
So if CoJ blindsides you for what you and your allies consider no reason you'll prove how tough you are by agreeing to white peace in 24 hours? Not really a test I would sweat.
I mean I don't dislike NsO or SOS, but the toughguy thing [i]is[/i] silly.

Edited by Schattenmann

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