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Procinctia Publishing Press current releases, available in a bookstore near you.[quote][center][b]Generalissimo’s Saint Paul City Wasteland Survival Guide[/b]
By Generalissimo
[img]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x251/CyberNationsStuff/Rubble.jpg[/img][/center]

From Generalissimo of the Procinctia Broadcasting Corporation hit radio show [i]Saint Paul City Wasteland Guide[/i] comes the definitive (and only) guide to the Saint Paul City Wasteland, this indispensable guidebook contains everything that a survivor in the Saint Paul City Wasteland could need to know. Having survived years alone in the contaminated wasteland of Saint Paul City Generalissimo was the world’s foremost urban wasteland survival expert.

Learn how to survive extended periods in areas of moderate contamination, forge for food in a destroyed urban landscape, disarm a landmine without equipment, battle an automated gun turret while unarmed, and build an emergency signal transmitter out of random scrap metal.

Includes illustrated tours of Saint Paul City’s seven remaining freestanding structures, thorough guides to scavenging and jury rigging, and comprehensive maps of the Saint Paul City Wasteland.[/quote][i]Generalissimo’s Saint Paul City Wasteland Survival Guide[/i] is somewhat archaistic in depicting Saint Paul City which, after significant international reclamation efforts, is no longer a hellish wasteland.
[quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1294684341' post='2571189'][center][size="3"][b]Blame Martens![/b] [/size]
By Liska Atka
[img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/6/69/MFlagBig1wGuyoriginal.jpg[/img][/center]
Generalissimo’s one-sided and oft-ignored rivalry with Kaiser Martens is infamous. Through colorful anecdotes Generalissimo’s former assistant, Liska Atka, recounts the many accusations leveled against the controversial Kaiser and the ‘logic’ behind them.
Kaiser Martens is, according to Generalissimo, responsible for everything from Asthma to Zombies.[/quote] [quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1294686042' post='2571212']
[center][b]Generalissimo’s Cooking[/b]
By Generalissimo[/center]
Turning what’s scavenged from destroyed urban landscape into something actually eatable is a unique culinary mastery. Generalissimo’s Cooking details eight hundred substance recipes for wasteland survival as featured in Generalissimo’s hit Procinctia Broadcasting Corporation hit radio show [i]Cooking with Generalissimo[/i].

[u]Sample Recipe[/u]: Black Bean Seagull
Turning a seagull, a can of black beans, and a package ramen flavoring into a full and satisfying meal
[i]Ingredients[/i]: seagull, can of black beans, package ramen flavoring, decontamination solution
Roast the seagull over an open fire until well done
Put the can of black beans into a pot and cook for 20 minutes over a generator
Add ramen flavor package and a teaspoon of decontamination solution
Put the cooked seagull into the pot and let simmer for an additional 5 minutes and enjoy
[/quote] [quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1294765885' post='2572040']
[center][b]Divine Brightness[/b]
By Vice Admiral Bolivar
[IMG]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x251/CyberNationsStuff/OilSpill.jpg[/IMG][/center]Dai Kyokujitsu Teikoku’s sinking of the evacuation vessel FS Divine Brightness was the Tahoe Republic’s justification for instigating the Pacific War. Evacuees killed in the sinking of cruise ship FS Divine Brightness galvanized a coalition to back Tahoe’ efforts in the Pacific War. Unforgivable “piracy” was the Tahoe Republic’s justification for years hunting and trying to exterminate the Kyokujitsu remnant.

Thomas Dobbs' deathbed confession revealed a horrifying truth, those refugees seeking asylum on the FS Divine Brightness were sacrificed to provide Casus Belli. There never was a cruise ship “Divine Brightness” – merely a hardened inflatable shell built around a fuel air bomb.

Thoughtful analysis of the Dobbs tapes combined with insightful investigation reveals the construction, implantation, destruction, and aftermath of the trap of the Divine Brightness.[/quote] [quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1294768135' post='2572054']
[center][b]Acceptable Sacrifice? Self-Inflicted Naval False-Flag Actions as Justification for War[/b]
By Vice Admiral Bolivar
[IMG]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x251/CyberNationsStuff/fortune.gif[/IMG][/center]
The “attack” on the Divine Brightness and Finland’s “loss” of a hospital fleet are infamously chilling examples of governments engineering massacres at sea as justification of war. Vice Admiral Bolivar analysis the manufacturing Casus Belli through self-inflicted false-flag killings of civilians at sea by studying known false-flag naval operations. Successful applications of diplomatic, intelligence, and media manipulations of intentional ‘friendly fire’ incidents at sea are revealed in great detail.



[u]Unintended Consequence of This Text[/u]
[b]Acceptable Sacrifice? Self-Inflicted Naval False-Flag Actions as Justification for War[/b] describes successful incidents in more than enough detail to actually be used as a manual to commit and cover-up massacres at sea to justify war.[/quote] [quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1294769777' post='2572072']
[center][b]Statesman Awesome Action Squad[/b]
By Pedroz Rodoz Mendoz[/center][IMG]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x251/CyberNationsStuff/mi3_fa_explosionfly.jpg[/IMG]Baron Uberstein, Emperor Justinian, Kaiser Martens, Protector Tintagyl, and Staatspresident Botha - stand together as the Statesman Awesome Action Squad, an elite commando unit of statesman who protect our world. Follow the Statesman Awesome Action Squad in their battle against the nefarious plans of the mysterious Ubermind and his evil Dark Hand organization.

[i]Statesman Awesome Action Squad[/i]
Baron Uberstein - demolitions specialist and Finnish aristocrat
Emperor Justinian - sniper marksman and Emperor of Slavorussia
Kaiser Martens - samurai swordsman and Kaiser of Nordheim
Protector Tintagyl - master of disguise and Lady Protector of Australia
Staatspresident Botha – cowboy gunslinger and Transvaal’s Staatspresident[/quote] [quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1294932653' post='2574072']
[center][b]Statesman Awesome Action Squad: Gang of Lightning[/b]
By Pedroz Rodoz Mendoz[/center][IMG]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x251/CyberNationsStuff/road20warrior20pic.jpg[/IMG]
Baron Uberstein, Emperor Justinian, Kaiser Martens, Protector Tintagyl, and Staatspresident Botha - stand together as the Statesman Awesome Action Squad, an elite commando unit of statesman who protect our world.

Lighting Gang bandits use the fight between Statesman Awesome Action Squad and Dark Hand as a distraction to steal landmarks and monuments from around the world. The Lighting Gang of thieves steals Statesman Awesome Action Squad’s signature weapons; can the SAAS battle the Dark Hand without their awesome equiptment?

Lighting Gang steals the Baron’s explosives, leaving Uberstein without his awesome explosions, what a pyrotechnic to do? Lighting Gang swipes the Emperor’s custom sniper rifle; can a sniper fight without sniping? Lighting Gang pockets the Kaiser’s sword, but Martens’ deadliest weapons could be his fists. Lighting Gang remove the Protector’s disguise kits, Sarah still has one mask left – herself. When the lighting Gang pinch the Staatspresident’s revolvers, Botha is going to bring a knife to a gunfight.

[i]Statesman Awesome Action Squad[/i]
Baron Uberstein - demolitions specialist and Finnish aristocrat
Emperor Justinian - sniper marksman and Emperor of Slavorussia
Kaiser Martens - samurai swordsman and Kaiser of Nordheim
Protector Tintagyl - master of disguise and Lady Protector of Australia
Staatspresident Botha – cowboy gunslinger and Transvaal’s Staatspresident


[i]Questionable Logic[/i]: If the Lighting Gang is using the ongoing battle between the Statesman Awesome Action Squad and Dark Hand as a distraction to commit crimes, why antagonize the elite commando statesman?[/quote] [quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1295539705' post='2586455']
[center][b]Statesman Awesome Action Squad: Hammer of Damocles[/b]
By Pedroz Rodoz Mendoz[/center][img]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x251/CyberNationsStuff/Ion_Cannon_28C26CR29.jpg[/img]
Baron Uberstein, Emperor Justinian, Kaiser Martens, Protector Tintagyl, and Staatspresident Botha - stand together as the Statesman Awesome Action Squad, an elite commando unit of statesman who protect our world.

A long forgotten super weapon of the Marten’s failed Greater Nordland Reich, Hammer of Damocles, is rediscovered. Assembled forces of the Brotherhood of Mol, Dark Hand, Lightning Gang, Red Guard, and White Death scramble against each other to obtain this ultimate weapon for global domination leaving the Statesman Awesome Action Squad overextended on all fronts.

[i]Statesman Awesome Action Squad[/i]
Baron Uberstein - demolitions specialist and Finnish aristocrat
Emperor Justinian - sniper marksman and Emperor of Slavorussia
Kaiser Martens - samurai swordsman and Kaiser of Nordheim
Protector Tintagyl - master of disguise and Lady Protector of Australia
Staatspresident Botha – cowboy gunslinger and Transvaal’s Staatspresident


[i]Spoiler Alert:[/i] Scolar Visari, who is alive, is behind everything
[i]Cliffhanger:[/i] Did Kaiser Martens survive atmospheric reentry as the Hammer of Damocles was destroyed?[/quote]

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Various international markets of Procinctia Publishing Press publications.[quote name='Vedran' timestamp='1294909581' post='2573953']The Arctican advisors provided the Procinctia Publishing Press with basic marketing advice and pertinent literature. They also helped with technical issues and with introducing the books into the Arctican market. But few mainstream bookstores in the country would carry them, and in the end the current PPP inventory would remain the province of novelty stores, having strong readership within the Generalissimo fandom.[/quote][quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1295555209' post='2587033']While Arctican novelty stores might not seem like prosperous economy Procinctia Publishing Press regards this as an overwhelming success. It’s a question of scale; a niche market in Arctica is several magnitudes larger than Procinctia’s entire population.[/quote]

[quote name='Centurius' timestamp='1294865997' post='2573380']The books would be found in the fiction departments of several Hellenic bookstores.
[/quote] [quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1295553622' post='2586969']Having a publisher’s entire selection labeled fiction offhand would offend anyone with an abundance of pride as a literary distributor, but Procinctia Publishing Press isn’t inclined to care at this time.

Procinctia Publishing Press is truly delighted for an opportunity to compete equally in Hellenic bookstores.[/quote]

[quote name='Lynneth' timestamp='1295583513' post='2587765']
The books published by PPP would eventually find their way into Sri Lanka's bookstores.

Generalissimo’s Saint Paul City Wasteland Survival Guide
would be found in the 'Survival' section, together with

Generalissimo’s Cooking,
both of which would find high sales with fatalistic people or survival freaks.

Blame Martens!,
while most often found in the 'Fiction' section - some stores owned by German refugees put it into 'Nonfiction' - the book sold well in the German communities or Sri Lanka.

Divine Brightness and Acceptable Sacrifice? Self-Inflicted Naval False-Flag Actions as Justification for War
were both found in the 'Nonfiction/Politics' section, though the latter would be censored by the government, forcing the descriptions of the 'successful' incidents to be watered down, hopefully preventing the books from becoming international-incident-guidelines.

The Statesman Awesome Action Squad series
could soon enough be found in 'Fiction/Action', selling well and even finding its was into Sri Lanka's bestseller lists, the various books floating between the 5th and 15th places for almost two full months before slowly being overcome by newer unread books. Still, millions were reading the series now, and any further book was bound to get into the top 20 at the very least.[/quote][quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1295585217' post='2588012']With “modest” commercial success in Sri Lanka, one of the world’s largest consumers of literature, book exports now consist of more than seventy percent of Procinctia’s economic activity. Procinctia Publishing Press has now surpassed Procinctia Armament as Procinctia’s most profitable enterprise by significant margins. Rumors are circulating that Procinctia’s government is considering creating the country’s new economy entirely around cultural pursuits.[/quote]

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[center][b]Statesman Awesome Action Squad: Ubermind’s Ultimatum[/b]
By Pedroz Rodoz Mendoz[/center]
[center][IMG]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x251/CyberNationsStuff/swan4.jpg[/IMG][/center]Baron Uberstein, Emperor Justinian, Kaiser Martens, Protector Tintagyl, and Staatspresident Botha - stood together as the Statesman Awesome Action Squad, an elite commando unit of statesman who once protected our world.

With a fallen comrade, separated after an intense battle to destroy the Hammer of Damocles super weapon, can the SAAS still stand against the enigmatic Ubermind and his reinvigorated Dark Hand organization? With a weakened squad and relentless Dark Hand counter-attack all seems lost. . . except for an untimely intervention of Leclerc, mad scientist and Canadian prime minister. . .

[i]Statesman Awesome Action Squad[/i]
Baron Uberstein - demolitions specialist and Finnish aristocrat
Emperor Justinian - sniper marksman and Emperor of Slavorussia
Kaiser Martens - samurai swordsman and Kaiser of Nordheim
Protector Tintagyl - master of disguise and Lady Protector of Australia
Staatspresident Botha – cowboy gunslinger and Transvaal’s Staatspresident


[i]Spoiler Alert:[/i] Justinian is captured and brainwashed by Ubermind, while Botha and Uberstein are missing in action
[i]Cliffhanger:[/i] Leclerc saves Tintagyl, but casually ditches her in Hong Kong, abandoned and alone can Sarah rescue her friends?

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[center][b]Consperacy of Kane[/b]
by Generalissimo
[img]http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/02/14/21461_normal.jpg[/img][/center]Various incarnations of multiple nations and organizations named Nod, all lead by identically looking men with the same name, often reported dead. . .
Generalissimo’s attempts, constructed from recently declassified Procinctian files, to unearth the enigmatic Kane.
Kane, who Generalissimo believed was behind many things. . .




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Kane

[img]http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/02/14/21461_normal.jpg[/img]
Boris Vladimov

[img]http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/02/14/21461_normal.jpg[/img]
Brother Kane

[img]http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/02/14/21461_normal.jpg[/img]
Former Darkmeind of the [i]Dark Hand[/i] – deceased?

[img]http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/02/14/21461_normal.jpg[/img]
Operative involved in attempted [i]Transvaal[/i] coup

[img]http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/02/14/21461_normal.jpg[/img]
Unknown individual responsible for the rouge hijacked Helzan Missile strike on the [i]Eastern Reich[/i][/center][/b][/quote]

Are there too many links for mere coincidence?

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[quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1312610665' post='2773367']
[center][b]Statesman Awesome Action Squad: Ubermind’s Ultimatum[/b]
By Pedroz Rodoz Mendoz[/center]
[center][IMG]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x251/CyberNationsStuff/swan4.jpg[/IMG][/center]
Baron Uberstein, Emperor Justinian, Kaiser Martens, Protector Tintagyl, and Staatspresident Botha - stood together as the Statesman Awesome Action Squad, an elite commando unit of statesman who once protected our world.

With a fallen comrade, separated after an intense battle to destroy the Hammer of Damocles super weapon, can the SAAS still stand against the enigmatic Ubermind and his reinvigorated Dark Hand organization? With a weakened squad and relentless Dark Hand counter-attack all seems lost. . . except for an untimely intervention of Leclerc, mad scientist and Canadian prime minister. . .

[i]Statesman Awesome Action Squad[/i]
Baron Uberstein - demolitions specialist and Finnish aristocrat
Emperor Justinian - sniper marksman and Emperor of Slavorussia
Kaiser Martens - samurai swordsman and Kaiser of Nordheim
Protector Tintagyl - master of disguise and Lady Protector of Australia
Staatspresident Botha – cowboy gunslinger and Transvaal’s Staatspresident


[i]Spoiler Alert:[/i] Justinian is captured and brainwashed by Ubermind, while Botha and Uberstein are missing in action
[i]Cliffhanger:[/i] Leclerc saves Tintagyl, but casually ditches her in Hong Kong, abandoned and alone can Sarah rescue her friends?[/quote]Statesman Awesome Action Squad’s popularity had inevitably led to (often bad) fanfiction. (http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=104262)

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[center][b]Visari is !@#$@#$ Insane[/b]
by Jan Narjus[/center]
Visari is !@#$@#$ Insane is a literary adaptation of Jan Narjus’ acclaimed Visari is !@#$@#$ insane: The Musical, a scathing denunciation of all things Scolar Visari. Visari is !@#$@#$ insane: The Musical was winner of Baron Uberstein’s $100,000 challenge to “for whichever citizen displays their hatred of the genocidal madman Scolar Visari the best,” a contest all Finland’s entire population (out of 43,083,999 at the time) -minus one person- enthusiastically entered.


Pre-order today and receive a traditional Procinctian handmade Scolar Visari novelty piñata

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[center][b]Davy Jones' Aphasia[/b]
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fe/Pirateguys_portrait_2005HR.jpg/250px-Pirateguys_portrait_2005HR.jpg[/img]
By Dr. Hugo[/center]
September 19th, 2010 (real-time) communications worldwide nearly collapse with a terrifying outbreak - Davy Jones' Aphasia – a bizarre condition that compels people to talk, sometimes act, like pirates. Dr. Hugo, Procinctia’s leading investigator of unusual phenomenon, delves into the unsolved mystery of Davy Jones' Aphasia.



[url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=92476"]Davy Jones' Aphasia[/url], [url=" http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=92533"]Davy Jones' Aphasia Conference[/url]

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Liska is follows up her best selling [b]Blame Martens![/b] with another anthology. . .

[center][size="3"][b]Blame Martens Again![/b][/size]
By Liska Atka
[img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/6/69/MFlagBig1wGuyoriginal.jpg[/img][/center]Generalissimo’s unrequited battle with Kaiser Martens remains infamous.
Many more entertaining accounts from Generalissimo’s former assistant, Liska Atka, further elaborating many more questionable indictments against the divisive Kaiser.
Is Kaiser Martens, as Generalissimo claims, really responsible for everything wrong in this world?
According to Generalissimo childhood obesity, frivolous lawsuits, university dropouts, reality television, and f5 tornados are all Martens’ fault.

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[center][b]StarCraft: You Must Construct Additional Pylons![/b]
By Tracy Hickman and Micky Neilson
[img]http://images.wikia.com/starcraft/images/0/0e/Pylon_SC1_Game1.png[/img][/center]In the distant future three species struggle for supremacy in the Koprulu Sector.
A faceless, nameless, non-entity Protoss executor must construct additional pylons to continue. . .
Additional pylons are required - [b]You Must Construct Additional Pylons![/b]

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[quote name='Vedran' timestamp='1313489109' post='2782115']Statesman Awesome Action Squad is quickly gaining in popularity in Arctica, especially with the most recent installments.[/quote]With increasing sales in Arctica the Statesman Awesome Action Squad series in now a third of Procinctia’s entire economy.

In appreciation of this milestone, and Arctica’s assistance establishing Procinctia Publishing Press, free copies of the entire Statesman Awesome Action Squad series will be distributed to every school and library in Arctica.

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[center][img]http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac292/aggressivenutmeg/marxisthunter1.png[/img][/center][center][b]MARXIST HUNTER[/b][/center][center][b]By Asgeir Abramssen[/b][/center]
From award winning Norwegian author Asgeir Abramssen comes the next best selling political thriller. After a terrorist attack in [i]Stockholm[/i] during a workers party rally. Tyr Kristiansen a young police officer investigates the massacre, but as he searches for the terrorist, there are threats of more attacks. Will he be too late to stop the terrorist before he strikes again!



[right]Out of Character: This is Aggressivenutmeg’s series[/right]
Now 50% less offensive.

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[quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1312606726' post='2773258']Staatspresident Botha – cowboy gunslinger and Transvaal’s Staatspresident[/quote]

[color="#000080"]Wouldn't that be as some sort of atomic zombie gunslinger...? considering Staatspresident Botha died in a nuclear attack and all.

Or was he rebuilt á là Steve Austin cyborg - thus becoming The Forty-Three Million Rand Man?[/color]

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[center]Generic Newspaper Advertisement (presented advertisement purchased by Procinctia Publishing Press) for [i]Cooking the Books[/i]
Procinctia Publishing Press presents an account of the EnFu incident from Billy Nays - the company’s former Director of the Risk Analysis Department. . .[/center]

[right]Out of Character: Advertising HHAYD's book, detailing the events of The conspiracy of fools (http://forums.cybern...howtopic=103434)[/right]

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[quote name='Botha' timestamp='1314429233' post='2789214']
[color="#000080"]Wouldn't that be as some sort of atomic zombie gunslinger...? considering Staatspresident Botha died in a nuclear attack and all.

Or was he rebuilt á là Steve Austin cyborg - thus becoming The Forty-Three Million Rand Man?[/color]
[/quote]Pedroz Rodoz Mendoz wrote the first Statesman Awesome Action Squad book (Statesman Awesome Action Squad) long before Botha’s unfortunate demise.
Since then three of the five members of SAAS - Botha, Sarah Tintagyl, and Baron Uberstein - have all (within CNRP’s canon) died. This hasn’t stopped certain authors from continuing to write (awesome) action series about them.

With the permission of Botha’s estate Pedroz Rodoz Mendoz would like to write another story about Staatspresident Botha.
Featuring Botha as a Steve Austin-esque cyborg; The Forty-Three Million Rand Man.

Maybe another book with Botha as some sort of atomic zombie gunslinger?

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[center]Generic Newspaper Advertisement (presented advertisement purchased by Procinctia Publishing Press) for an annual publication of critiques of Angevin Wines[/center]Bring home authentic European sophistication from the Angevin Kingdom with an annual publication of critiques of Angevin Wines!

[right]Out of Character: Coming soon from Maelstrom Vortex![/right]

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[center][i]Cooking the Books[/i]
by Billy Nays[/center]
In 2010, EnFu was created after the breakup of Midwest Republic Fuel and Energy Corporation with little cash reserve and total profits.

In 2011, Enfu was one of the Fortune 50 companies, had over a dozen billion in cash reserve and was bringing in close to a billion dollars in total profits yearly.

In 2018, less than a decade later, almost all of the banks and investors jumped or attempted to jump off the sinking ship as EnFu teetered towards bankruptcy.

The cause of EnFu's rapid rise and fall? Accidental accounting errors? No, something much worse.



[right]Out of Character: This is from HHAYD, detailing the events of [i]The conspiracy of fools[/i] (http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=103434)[/right]
Procinctia Publishing Press presents an account of the EnFu incident from Billy Nays - the company’s former Director of the Risk Analysis Department. . .

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Procinctia Publishing Press has released the first issue of an annual publication of critiques of Angevin Wines, [b]Wines of the Angevins[/b].
[i]Wines of the Angevins[/i]’s first issue contains an article by King Geoffrey Plantagenet IX.
Pre-order subscriptions (where applicable) come with a limited-edition mini-bottle of Anjou Rouge.


[center][b]Wines of the Angevins[/b]
[img]http://withfriendship.com/images/j/45518/cognac-glass-by-rikke-hagen.png[/img][/center]
[center]Angevins Cognac[/center]Urban Wineries versus Tasting Rooms
Comprehensive comparisons of Angevins’ premium tasting rooms and urban wineries

Angevin Aromas
Whiff fragrance from the finest Angevin wines

Royal Reviews
Geoffrey Plantagenet IX, Angevin King, appraises three Angevin vintages


[right]Out of Character: This is from Maelstrom Vortex[/right]

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OOC: I must say, for all the conspiracy theories and evil I hear about myself, I'm saddened there is no shameless partially libelous marketing campaign of yours yet centered around Jia or the UFE :(

IC:

Statesman Awesome Action Squad knock offs are now being sold on China Towns everywhere.

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[quote name='Triyun' timestamp='1314939318' post='2792795']Statesman Awesome Action Squad knock offs are now being sold on China Towns everywhere.[/quote]Procinctia Publishing Press might try some sort of legal action but cheap foreign knock-offs are explicitly protected as parody by Procinctian intellectual property laws.

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[center][b]Project SUPER X [/b]
[img]http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080311192904/godzilla/images/b/b5/Super_X3.JPG[/img]
by Sho Kuroki[/center]
Unravel the mystery of United Federation of the East’s super-secret super-weapon Project SUPER X!
SUPER X's UFE sponsors believed, with the extremely theoretical weapons like ‘freezing lasers’ and ‘cadmium missiles’, the SUPER X would be the ultimate weapon.

[quote name='Triyun' timestamp='1312138868' post='2768419']Li watched from his bunker, "It is time to use that weapon!" he declared.

"That weapon sir?"

"LAUNCH THE SUPER X!"

General Zhou raised an eyebrow, "We have a super x?"

Li raised his eyebrow, "We don't have a super x?"

Ming smirked, "It appears your brother cut my secret doomsday weapon budget spending it on "practical things" instead."

Li sighed, "Oh god damnit!" he yelled pounding his fist.[/quote]


[right]Spoiler Alert: The book implies Project SUPER X is a failed prototype[/right]

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