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Procinctia’s Paintball War


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[quote name='Triyun' timestamp='1310539391' post='2755376']
The UFE declares unconditional paint ball war on Procinctia.
[/quote]Procinctia accepts United Federation of the East’s declaration of unconditional paintball war!

Out of character:
Triyun, I know you like military threads, and likely want to invade me eventually. Let’s do it with class and fun!

[b]Setting some ground rules[/b]
Firearms are limited to Tippmann 98 equivalents -paintball guns only- they can still be mounted on aircraft, ground vehicles, and even ships!
Close quarters is limited paintball guns (obviously) and melee weapons made from safety foam
[b]No Deaths[/b]; People can be horribly injured, even maimed, buildings can be destroyed - but no one actually dies

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The UFE was facing a crisis. China's huge surplus cheap lead paint was simply taking up too much space in valuable warehouses around Shanghai. The government was getting pressured to offload it onto some back water developing nation. What better one to do it to than Procintia?

Over the next several weeks, massive programs to convert the poisonous lead paint into seemingly harmless paint balls were put in place. The reckoning Procintia had long avoided would finally be upon them.

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Months following withdrawal of the mysterious invasion (secretly sponsored by UFE and perpetrated by Artemis International) Procinctia’s people have been increasingly apprehensive. Subsequent setbacks after suffering shock of invaders unknown served only to spread an atmosphere of ambivalence. Procinctia’s problems originating from the incident continue with economic recovery non-existent, sluggish incorporation of new territories, fatigue from ongoing reconstruction, reemergence of congressional-parliamentary tensions, sluggish incorporation of new territories, and an increasing gender imbalance with the country’s legal head-of-state Catalina Martinez still incapacitated (from injuries suffered during that assault) to do anything about any of it.

Receiving an invitation from United Federation of the East, apparently in good faith, for full-scale simulated combat Procinctia’s current temporary transitional authority decided, without hesitation, a little freindly paintball was the sort of fun people needed in these troubled times.
It’s fantastic to have such a delightfully supportive neighbor to lend a helping hand!

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Procinctia’s current temporary transitional authority [i]opened the country’s borders[/i] to [b]*anyone*[/b] (no questions asked) with a (Tippmann 98 equivalent) paintball gun and soon set a date for what they thought would be a friendly paintball outing.

The paintball war was scheduled (Monday, July 18 2011, Real-Time) and Procinctia’s fate was already sealed.

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