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[quote name='Centurius' timestamp='1310759349' post='2756753']
Ariadne completely keeping her cool turned to the aid. "Little girl, you have exactly 5 seconds to take that hand away and go back to whatever hole you came from or it will happen forcibly"
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"What? Entering holes forcibly? Well I mean we can if you want but most people like to lube it up a bit first"

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[quote name='Shan Revan' timestamp='1310759416' post='2756754']
"What? Entering holes forcibly? Well I mean we can if you want but most people like to lube it up a bit first"
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After placing her left knee strategically in between the legs of the aid the personal lieutenant stepped in pulling the aid away from Ariadne.

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Broussard led the delegation, and bowed his head slightly upon reaching the Imperator, "It is a pleasure to finally meet you in person, August Imperator. May I present the Cajun Federation's delegation, and extend our thanks for your invitation to this event."[/quote]

Jia nodded, "Indeed, welcome to Thailand." he said.

He then watched the fate of the poor poor aide with some amusement. "Yeah so... Who wants a drink?" he asked chuckling a bit. "We have a slushie machine."

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[quote name='Triyun' timestamp='1310756782' post='2756743']
As Jia was about to salute her back, Xuehua shoved Jia out of the way examining Emi. "Captain, you shouldn't allow your officers to dress you up like some doll for a weird western foreign devil's fetishes!"

Jia sighed, "Uh yeah... welcome to Thailand enjoy your stay."
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Emi turned red at the insult "I manage to dress myself, MoG[Corp] doesn't have that strict of rules for attire for female officers, especially considering where we're located in the world, my dress uniform is far too hot to wear in this temperature, besides I'm here as a diplomat, not an officer." She turned and walked over to the buffet, she hadn't eaten in three days, but since she decided to not ingest any drugs since she awoke she finally realized how hungry she was,
[quote name='Lynneth' timestamp='1310759124' post='2756751']
"We most certainly will, thank you again. Now, where's the buffet..?"
The CEO looked around for the food, locating it swiftly and began marching there, dragging the scientist with him. Rocketworth didn't protest (much), being used to his superior's antics, though he hoped someone here was half as interested in space-related matters as he himself.
Meanwhile, Alexander was busy loading a plate with various delicacies, all of which he intended to at least try.
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Upon realizing who it was helping themselves to food just as she was, she smiled widely, enjoying her great fortune, putting down her plate and reached out to shake Alexander's hand "Mr Leclerc, what an honor to meet you in person, your company, as well as the others in Ceylon are highly regarded in MoG[Corp]" taking out her cell phone she showed him one of Oberone's many apps she had downloaded, before putting it back into her pocket, as the scuffle between Ariadne and the aide was occurring, she watched with amusement, eating off her plate as he was escorted away, "Mind joining me for a drink Mr Leclerc, your friend can come too!"

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Having stood there stunned in disbelief Arséne finally regained his composure enough to apologise.

"Empress Ariadne, I am so very sorry for my assistant's... unfortunate behaviour. It is utterly unnacceptable and not representitive of the fine behaviour normally imbued into the people of my nation. If he is still alive, he shall be banished from the realm, or at least fired. I only wish we had met under better circumstances. Some other time I will have to show you that we are not all light-weight, daiquiri sculling oafs like that man."


"Ah is that the famous Valerio I have heard about? A pleasure to finally meet you in person."

If Valerio had nothing to say then it was time to get out of there and away from the dangerzone. Now he knew why they refered to her as the [i]ice !@#$%*[/i].

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Having stood there stunned in disbelief Arséne finally regained his composure enough to apologise.

"Empress Ariadne, I am so very sorry for my assistant's... unfortunate behaviour. It is utterly unnacceptable and not representitive of the fine behaviour normally imbued into the people of my nation. If he is still alive, he shall be banished from the realm, or at least fired. I only wish we had met under better circumstances. Some other time I will have to show you that we are not all light-weight, daiquiri sculling oafs like that man."


"Ah is that the famous Valerio I have heard about? A pleasure to finally meet you in person."

If Valerio had nothing to say then it was time to get out of there and away from the dangerzone. Now he knew why they refered to her as the [i]ice !@#$%*[/i].
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"Do not worry about it, your majesty. Noone can fully control who is on his staff" She replied.

Valerio looked up a bit surprised. "The pleasure is mine, your majesty"

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[quote name='Mogar' timestamp='1310761422' post='2756772']
Upon realizing who it was helping themselves to food just as she was, she smiled widely, enjoying her great fortune, putting down her plate and reached out to shake Alexander's hand "Mr Leclerc, what an honor to meet you in person, your company, as well as the others in Ceylon are highly regarded in MoG[Corp]" taking out her cell phone she showed him one of Oberone's many apps she had downloaded, before putting it back into her pocket, as the scuffle between Ariadne and the aide was occurring, she watched with amusement, eating off her plate as he was escorted away, "Mind joining me for a drink Mr Leclerc, your friend can come too!"
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[i]'Oh god, a fan.'[/i] thought the CEO of Oberone to himself. He attempted to imagine her as the household appliance for the hell of it, but failed to do so.
After she had finished being annoying, he shook her hand for barely a second, then waved at her. "Just let me finish with the food, I'm hungry."
Just moments later, he did finish loading around half a metric ton of food onto his plate,. Rocketworth had done something similar, though he had taken more reasonable amounts of food.
"Now, first things first: Nice to meet you, I'm CEO of Oberone Alexander Leclerc, as you evidently know already. This here behind me," said Leclerc as he pointed at Charles with the thumb of his free hand, "is Charles Rocketworth, elected Advisor for Space and related matters. May I know your name? Afterwards we can go and drink something."

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Still embarrassed about the assistant, Arséne decided it was time to retreat. Sighting his other friend from neighbouring Ceylon, he excuses himself and walks over to Alexander and Rocketworth

"Ah excellent to see you again. It has been far too long mon ami."

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Jia nodded, "Indeed, welcome to Thailand." he said.

He then watched the fate of the poor poor aide with some amusement. "Yeah so... Who wants a drink?" he asked chuckling a bit. "We have a slushie machine."
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"I have never had a Slushie before, do they mix well with alcohol?" queried Broussard, with an upturn of his eyebrow. As this was asked, the rest of the entourage began to mingle with the rest of the recent comers to the event.

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Jia nodded to Valerio, "Hey, how are you... this is...."

Xuehua interrupted Jia, looking at Valerio closely, "Jia, is this what they call a metro-sexual foreign devil?" she asked with great enthusiasm.

"Eh heh..." Jia said trying to mask his amusement at the question. "This is my dear sister Xuehua... she's been in the desert for a couple decades and hasn't quite learned her manners."

He checked his watch, 11:59:59, "And its now lunchtime, time for a beer!" he said walking off at a brisk pace to pour himself a large much from one of the taps drinking it in a single chug.

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Still embarrassed about the assistant, Arséne decided it was time to retreat. Sighting his other friend from neighbouring Ceylon, he excuses himself and walks over to Alexander and Rocketworth

"Ah excellent to see you again. It has been far too long mon ami."
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While waiting for the 'Fan' to tell him her name, Alexander heard a familiar voice, turning his head to face it.
Smiling, he nodded to the ruler of the RdlL. "Arséne, good to see you again. I was just introducing myself to this young lady here." He nodded to Emi.
"What brings you to me? Food or talk?"

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[i]'Oh god, a fan.'[/i] thought the CEO of Oberone to himself. He attempted to imagine her as the household appliance for the hell of it, but failed to do so.
After she had finished being annoying, he shook her hand for barely a second, then waved at her. "Just let me finish with the food, I'm hungry."
Just moments later, he did finish loading around half a metric ton of food onto his plate,. Rocketworth had done something similar, though he had taken more reasonable amounts of food.
"Now, first things first: Nice to meet you, I'm CEO of Oberone Alexander Leclerc, as you evidently know already. This here behind me," said Leclerc as he pointed at Charles with the thumb of his free hand, "is Charles Rocketworth, elected Advisor for Space and related matters. May I know your name? Afterwards we can go and drink something."
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"I'm Captain Emi Natsuki, commanding officer for MoG[Corp]'s Military operations for the Korean theater, we were not a combatant in the traditional sense, we chose the theater to further test our chemical weapons systems to remove enemy combatants with non lethal means, though we obviously couldn't see the results firsthand since our test subjects were turned into shadows shortly after our weapons were launched, I hope we at least helped make the nuclear weapons raining down on them more enjoyable to watch." Shaking Charles hand after being introduced, "I should stick around you, maybe I can learn a think or two, let's join Jia for those drinks, shall we?"

[quote name='Shan Revan' timestamp='1310763356' post='2756792']
Still embarrassed about the assistant, Arséne decided it was time to retreat. Sighting his other friend from neighbouring Ceylon, he excuses himself and walks over to Alexander and Rocketworth

"Ah excellent to see you again. It has been far too long mon ami."
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Emi shakes Arséne's hand as well when he walks over, "Nice to meet you, I am Captain Emi Natsuki of the MoG[Corp] Airforce, I give your Aide credit for being ballsy enough to flirt with a head of state, though I think he needed more booze to not strike out."

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Jia nodded to Valerio, "Hey, how are you... this is...."

Xuehua interrupted Jia, looking at Valerio closely, "Jia, is this what they call a metro-sexual foreign devil?" she asked with great enthusiasm.

"Eh heh..." Jia said trying to mask his amusement at the question. "This is my dear sister Xuehua... she's been in the desert for a couple decades and hasn't quite learned her manners."

He checked his watch, 11:59:59, "And its now lunchtime, time for a beer!" he said walking off at a brisk pace to pour himself a large much from one of the taps drinking it in a single chug.
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Valerio would take the hand of the princess and kiss it slightly. "That would be an Emperor princess. Also I can assure you my staff fulfills all consumerist needs"

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While waiting for the 'Fan' to tell him her name, Alexander heard a familiar voice, turning his head to face it.
Smiling, he nodded to the ruler of the RdlL. "Arséne, good to see you again. I was just introducing myself to this young lady here." He nodded to Emi.
"What brings you to me? Food or talk?"
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"Food [i]and[/i] talk my friend? Why choose only one when you can take both! Specifically I see you have brought Rocketsworth with you. Excellent as I have been looking for someone like him for a while. As our economy has stabilised and become capable of supporting such an endeavour, it is our desire to begin our own ambitious space program."

[quote name='Mogar' timestamp='1310764979' post='2756804']
"I'm Captain Emi Natsuki, commanding officer for MoG[Corp]'s Military operations for the Korean theater, we were not a combatant in the traditional sense, we chose the theater to further test our chemical weapons systems to remove enemy combatants with non lethal means, though we obviously couldn't see the results firsthand since our test subjects were turned into shadows shortly after our weapons were launched, I hope we at least helped make the nuclear weapons raining down on them more enjoyable to watch." Shaking Charles hand after being introduced, "I should stick around you, maybe I can learn a think or two, let's join Jia for those drinks, shall we?"


Emi shakes Arséne's hand as well when he walks over, "Nice to meet you, I am Captain Emi Natsuki of the MoG[Corp] Airforce, I give your Aide credit for being ballsy enough to flirt with a head of state, though I think he needed more booze to not strike out."
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"I suspect he had enough booze in him not to have felt any of the strikes laid against him, not striking out was the least of his concerns."

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[quote name='Mogar' timestamp='1310764979' post='2756804']
"I'm Captain Emi Natsuki, commanding officer for MoG[Corp]'s Military operations for the Korean theater, we were not a combatant in the traditional sense, we chose the theater to further test our chemical weapons systems to remove enemy combatants with non lethal means, though we obviously couldn't see the results firsthand since our test subjects were turned into shadows shortly after our weapons were launched, I hope we at least helped make the nuclear weapons raining down on them more enjoyable to watch." Shaking Charles hand after being introduced, "I should stick around you, maybe I can learn a think or two, let's join Jia for those drinks, shall we?"
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"Nice to meet you, Captain Natsuki. I've no idea what sort of chemical weapon would make nukes more enjoyable to watch, but if you say they did, I'm inclined to believe you rather than test it myself."
Alexander took scooped some of the food from his plate, delivering it into his mouth. He began chewing. "Mhm, delicious...As for drink, perhaps later, when I'm done eating. There's only so many things I can do at once. Anyways, is there anything you might want to talk about? Or do you just want to 'hand out' with me, as it were?"

[quote name='Shan Revan' timestamp='1310765650' post='2756808']
"Food [i]and[/i] talk my friend? Why choose only one when you can take both! Specifically I see you have brought Rocketsworth with you. Excellent as I have been looking for someone like him for a while. As our economy has stabilised and become capable of supporting such an endeavour, it is our desire to begin our own ambitious space program."
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"Both it is, then!"
Alexander began walking into a random direction, his stride relatively slow to keep balance of his plate. It was [i]full[/i].
Meanwhile, Rocketworth chimed in, "You wish to jumpstart your space program, I see? I'm sure we'll be more than able to help you with this, considering that Sr-..Ceylon has one of the, if not the most advanced space programs on this planet. What wonders a large budget can bring, I say. Is there anything specific you'd like to talk about? I know practically anything about our program that you might want to know."

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"Both it is, then!"
Alexander began walking into a random direction, his stride relatively slow to keep balance of his plate. It was [i]full[/i].
Meanwhile, Rocketworth chimed in, "You wish to jumpstart your space program, I see? I'm sure we'll be more than able to help you with this, considering that Sr-..Ceylon has one of the, if not the most advanced space programs on this planet. What wonders a large budget can bring, I say. Is there anything specific you'd like to talk about? I know practically anything about our program that you might want to know."
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"We believe the future of humanity is not restricted to this one world, but in space. We have set an ambitious goal, but one that we believe can be met within our lifetime. We recognise that we will have to initially start small, build up a space industry to support the endeavour. Eventually we would like to establish a presence on Mars itself. Can you imagine all the scientific data that could come of a permanent Mars base? We feel it would be a useful staging ground for exploring the outer solar system and provide many unique insights that the Moon, as beautiful as she is, can not."

Having explained his goal, he took a bite of food from the plate he had gathered.

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Xuehua got a horrified look on her face. "JIA!" she said. "He just put his mouth on my hand."

"Uh yeah its a traditional gesture." Jia said.

Xuehua frowned, "Wait! Hands are the dirtiest part of the body! So he does this to every woman he sees?"

She looked at Valerio, "Emperor! You are a dirty person! The mouth has much fewer germs than hands. If you must kiss someone you should do it on the mou... Wait no that is not right either."

Jia sighed pouring himself another beer. "Yeah so... I'm going to need something stronger."

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[quote name='Shan Revan' timestamp='1310766722' post='2756820']
"We believe the future of humanity is not restricted to this one world, but in space. We have set an ambitious goal, but one that we believe can be met within our lifetime. We recognise that we will have to initially start small, build up a space industry to support the endeavour. Eventually we would like to establish a presence on Mars itself. Can you imagine all the scientific data that could come of a permanent Mars base? We feel it would be a useful staging ground for exploring the outer solar system and provide many unique insights that the Moon, as beautiful as she is, can not."

Having explained his goal, he took a bite of food from the plate he had gathered.
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"Oh, Mars? What an ambitious goal, I love it already!" said the scientist with barely restricted glee. "I'm most certain that we'll be able to help you with this, good Sir, we do after all have a space vessel capable of travelling to Mars in less than two months, though it is no transport, of course.
If you wanted to build a dedicated base, we'll have to build large freighters...What luck that we've already drawn up plans for a prototype, we just need to build it and see whether it works as it should."
Alexander looked on as Rocketworth had started rambling, eating his food. He was glad that he could eat in peace, without being interrupted every few seconds.

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"Oh, Mars? What an ambitious goal, I love it already!" said the scientist with barely restricted glee. "I'm most certain that we'll be able to help you with this, good Sir, we do after all have a space vessel capable of travelling to Mars in less than two months, though it is no transport, of course.
If you wanted to build a dedicated base, we'll have to build large freighters...What luck that we've already drawn up plans for a prototype, we just need to build it and see whether it works as it should."
Alexander looked on as Rocketworth had started rambling, eating his food. He was glad that he could eat in peace, without being interrupted every few seconds.
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Yes that sounds very exciting. We shall have to discuss this in more detail in private ofcourse. I shall have my assistant schedule a time for me to visit Ceylon... oh, nevermind. I have no idea what happened to him. When I get home I will have to arrange a meeting to lay out the plans in more de.."

"You called sir?", a bloody, ragged, lumbering mess of a man staggered out from some bushes near the back shed.
"Dear god you are alive?"
"Yes it seems so sir. I don't know who that woman is but she likes it rough, I think. Very rough...... err anyway you are free in two weeks and can spend a week out of the country"
"Very well, then, put it into my schedule"

The bloody man nearly jots it into the datebook he had somehow retained in his beating.

"Oh one more thing, you are now fired.... oh and banished from the realm".
"Oh that is most unfortunate sir. Here have your scheduling book back"
After politely handing the little book and pen back, the men suddenly let out a yell and pointed towards Xeuhua "Hey, asian hotty. Now that I'm done with that other lady, would you like a go on the Toddmeister?". Having expelled his last breath to make that comment, he promptly lost consciousness and fell face first into the pool nearby and didn't float back up. Unfortunately the large, bloody splash he created just so happened to soak Empress Ariadne's lower left leg - perhaps as a final, obnoxious, parting gift.

".... Well that was certainly something. Perhaps for the best." Ars'ene thought aloud before deciding it was time to go try those little dumplings on the next table.

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Lt. Maksim Trumpledor, the army of one from [i]Operation Army of One[/i], entered the party carrying a large crate of his favorite turnip alcohols. There was turnip wine, turnip vodka, turnip schnapps, and several others. He had his reservist uniform on, simply to make an impression and to let people know who he was. Although there were ballads and a made-for-TV movie about his exploits back in his homeland, his amazing kill streak of 12 Korean soldiers, 2 jeeps, and 197 enemy cows was most likely unknown at this party. However, when the fun was about to start, he had his fun duffle bag ready. In it were a pair of sandals, a bright orange swimming suit, sunglasses, a boonie hat, and a blue sleeveless shirt that simply said "Business in the Front, Party in the Back." Of course, Maksim couldn't speak English, so he had no idea what was actually on his shirt.

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"Oh dear." Jia said sighing.

Xuehua turned towards the man, grabbing him by the shirt. "What?!" she said shaking him. Hurling him up into the air she jumped back, doing a head stand. She then caught him with her feet spinning him around several times between doing a double kicks to his chest. Then jumping back up onto her feet, Xuehua landed an upper cut to the man's groin before grabbing his limp body between her legs and flipping over slamming his head into the granite bar counter across from Jia.

"SUPER BALL CRUSHING SECRET EASTERN COMBO TECHNIQUE!" Xuehua cried out before brushing herself off.

Jia's face went pale. "Oh jesus !@#$@#$ christ that did not just happen." he said to himself.

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"My apologies, princess. I was not aware you opposed Italian customs." Valerio would walk away from the greater event and walk to a bar.

"Vodka" He said to the bartender.

Witnessing the brutal beating of the aide he cringed crossing his legs instinctively. "Make it a double"

"She's always like this?" Valerio whispered afraid he would be heard by her.

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Ariadne looked in awe at the moves Xuehua made knowing that fighting with her would end horribly.

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