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Procintica’s national census is usually a completely subdued affair; most people don’t care about the demographics of a small backwater country, especially to those citizens who actually live there. [quote name='Procintica National Census'] [b]Procintica Civilian Population[/b] 140,000

[b]Gender Distribution[/b]
Female: 125,000
Male: 15,00
Intersexuals: 0
Transgender: 0
Nongender: 0
Eunuch: 0

[b]Birth-Death Rates[/b]
2011 Births: 2
2011 Deaths: 65,000[/quote] In the 2011 census, however, it was extremely apparent that something in the document has potential to possibly be problematic for Procintica.

With a ratio exceeding 100:1 the Bering nation has enormous gender imbalance with women dangerously outnumbering men.

Procintica’s current government has not addressed or even acknowledged the issue, yet the general country’s overall population’s concern is noticeably increasing.

These developments should be glaring obvious to any foreign organizations - diplomatic services, intelligence agencies, media outlets, private companies - paying the slightest attention to anything near Procintica.

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Upon hearing the news a national campaign to send foreign aid to this poor nation was started by a local anchorman. Quickly gaining popularity with a particular demographic it was brought to the governments attention...


[b]The nation of Royaume de la Lumiere is prepared to send an elite volunteer squad of men to Procintica in order to assist in rectifying this problem.[/b]

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[quote name='Shan Revan' timestamp='1310012659' post='2751141']Upon hearing the news a national campaign to send foreign aid to this poor nation was started by a local anchorman. Quickly gaining popularity with a particular demographic it was brought to the governments attention...


[b]The nation of Royaume de la Lumiere is prepared to send an elite volunteer squad of men to Procintica in order to assist in rectifying this problem.[/b][/quote]An elite volunteer squad of men?
To solve a gender imbalance?
How does that work?
We know how it works.
What make these men [i]elite[/i]?

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Grand Papua believes that considering how limited the land of Procinctia is, there needs to be mass resettlement for the population troubles to be lessened. Grand Papua is willing to lease part of its Bismarck islands to help alleviate the population problems.

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[quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1310012951' post='2751151']
An elite volunteer squad of men?
To solve a gender imbalance?
How does that work?
We know how it works.
What make these men [i]elite[/i]?
[/quote]
These men are dedicated and skilled individuals who have had extensive training and experience in their fields. Hand selected for just such a task, each individual can perform the work of many less men and has the stamina to do it for longer. Also they come with a WMD - a strong francophone accent.

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[quote name='Kankou' timestamp='1310014357' post='2751168']Grand Papua believes that considering how limited the land of Procinctia is, there needs to be mass resettlement for the population troubles to be lessened. Grand Papua is willing to lease part of its Bismarck islands to help alleviate the population problems.
[/quote]Overpopulation isn’t an issue right now because Procinctia has plenty of space to sprawl after (relatively) recently receiving a number of (relatively) unused Aleutian Islands following the (relatively) recent implosion of Union of Revolutionary Socialist Republics. Procinctia’s current population problems originate from a lack male citizens, it seems likely that most of the country’s men died fighting back those ‘mysterious’ invaders.


Out of Character: Certain people don’t fully play out the damages of unresolved wars - compare this to Generalissimo who overplays the effects.
If Triyun’s goal in [i]Squashing Moralism[/i] was to kill off Procinctia’s male population, he succeeded magnificently.

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The Oceana Swingers Club has volunteered to help "even the playing field" in Procinctia, both through direct methods as well as contributions to Grand Papua's noble program. The Club is known for its diverse ethnic and racial makeup.

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"Has the male populace of Procinctia considered taking multiple brides?"

"Also propaganda can be invaluable. I;m sure you would get an influx of vacationers in Procinctia if your advertised this. 'Procinctia, our gender ration is 8 women for every man.' People will swim to you for that"

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[quote name='JEDCJT' timestamp='1310013773' post='2751160']Tens of thousands of [s]horny[/s] Ursalian men began boarding cruise ships and heading to Procinctia.[/quote] Procinctia has authorized temporary six-month real-time visas for 10,000 Ursalian men at $10,000 (Ursalian) per person

[quote name='Shan Revan' timestamp='1310014511' post='2751171']These men are dedicated and skilled individuals who have had extensive training and experience in their fields. Hand selected for just such a task, each individual can perform the work of many less men and has the stamina to do it for longer. Also they come with a WMD - a strong francophone accent.[/quote] Elite, dedicated, skilled, trained, experienced, hand-selected men with strong francophone accent are a cut above other similar offers
Procinctia has authorized free travel for Royaume de la Lumiere’s entire volunteer squad

[quote name='Vedran' timestamp='1310016419' post='2751194']The Oceana Swingers Club has volunteered to help "even the playing field" in Procinctia, both through direct methods as well as contributions to Grand Papua's noble program. The Club is known for its diverse ethnic and racial makeup.[/quote]A swingers club - really? I have to see this. . . ______ Procinctia has authorized 500 [u]free[/u] temporary six-month real-time visas to the Oceana Swingers Club with $1,005 (Arctican) per person for additional members (up to 10,000)

[quote name='KaiserMelech Mikhail' timestamp='1310078024' post='2751705']The Xi Alpha Nu fraternity of the University of Marscury is willing to take on this task![/quote]If it’s for academia. . .

Procinctia has authorized temporary six-month real-time visas for 5,000 Alpha Nu fraternity members at $2,000 (Marscury) per person

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[b]Temporal Travel Advisory[/b]

Procinctia’s relative temporal progression is [url="http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=71942"]Generalissimo Scale[/url] real-time, comparatively to their homelands visitors from non-real-time territories can lose an entire year in merely two equivalent Procinctian weeks. Guests from non-real-time territories are advised to have their careers, education, and lives in order before an extended stay in Procinctia. A year in Procinctia can be twenty-six elsewhere, staying here long-term should not be taken lightly to anyone from anywhere with non-real-time progression, we are not liable responsible for the lost time.

Procinctia International Travel Association - bringing the world closer to Procinctia by bringing Procinctia closer to the world.

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[quote name='Kankou' timestamp='1310015881' post='2751188']Then Grand Papua shall work to have sperm donated to Procinctia, along with artificial insemination experts sent. Please indicate the ethnicity wished, and we shall work to provide.[/quote]Procintica’s government believes race is an outdated, unscientific, and ultimately irrelevant social construct that’s more trouble than it’s worth.
We don’t talk about ethnicity in Procinctia; not addressing ethnicity preemptively eliminates possible ethnic problems.
Realizing this policy is extremely unorthodox we can’t fairly hold it against you.

Procinctia accepts this assistance but only 150 women have volunteered for artificial insemination.
For reasons currently unstudied this particular medical process has never been popular in the region.


[b]*Extremely Classified*[/b]
That’s our [i]public[/i] policy concerning ethnicity, privately Aleut or Inuit is preferable.

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[quote name='Sargun' timestamp='1310102182' post='2752131']"Problem." This word doesn't mean what you think it means[/quote]Manya Santago, Savoonga schoolgirl (age sixteen), response on (hacked) Procinctian quasi-offical channels, “How is this not a problem? You just don't know! You have no idea how much the massive man drought has affected me. I haven’t had a date all semester, there isn’t a single man on my island I can legally go out with, there’s no dating because there aren’t any boys. Six months without a boyfriend is totally lame when you’re single. I still have that totally awesome Bionix II Armored Fighting Vehicle purchased from Selenarctos’s surplus, because Selenarctos was completely cool selly an amazing APC to a sixteen-year-old-schoolgirl, but can't find a date to share my awesomely sweet ride with.
Maybe you’re right, it isn’t a problem, this is totally the catastrophe!
Oh, and every male member of my extended family might be dead, and stuff.”

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Suddenly, literally tens of thousands of young Irish men signed up for foreign Visas, the overwhelmingly vast majority of them wishing to go to Procinctia. The young men were mostly students of universities, which were seeing huge spikes in sign-ups for overseas studies missions.

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Apparently as of lately Viking Raids have been registered on Procinctia, ever since that the Northmen noticed that it was a cheap source for women with relatively little defences.

"I know they may bring the ship bad luck but I'm going back on board with one under each arm. The northern seas can get so cold.." - Random Viking Raider, burning house in the background.

Procinctia's troubles may be finding an unusual solution: theft.

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[quote name='Generalissimo' timestamp='1310106564' post='2752202']
If it’s for academia. . .

Procinctia has authorized temporary six-month real-time visas for 5,000 Alpha Nu fraternity members at $2,000 (Marscury) per person
[/quote]
"Woah, woah, woah, broseph. We don't have that many members. However, we will distribute the visas to our bros, and we will see what we can do."
-Chad Poloshirtavich

With many of the visas distributed to fraternity members of all the other frats in the two universities of Marscurian Siberia, 5000 frat boys on two ships, the [i]MV CHICKS![/i] and [i]MV Natty Ice[/i] are on their way to solve the population crisis.

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