CrocodillyPontifex Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 (edited) [center][img]http://www.futurama-madhouse.net/alien/3acv15/sign3_h.jpg[/img][/center] The Order of the Holy Crocodilian is hereby formed. Let it be known henceforth that excretory orifices of any stripe that fall under His Reptilian gaze shall be destroyed, or in the very least, inconvenienced slightly. It is a broad departure from the status quo; TOHC will do what it believes is right, without hesitation, and without forethought or planning. Some of you may be saying "But what are the criteria for targeting?" "How can you be an alliance, you're only one person,""Who gives a flying rats ass?" Well, minions, the answers to these are as follows: Goons, and their allies; Nordreich, and their allies; and NPO, and their allies have all been singled out for destruction. As for the second count, I believe you may speak with anyone who has ever dealt with me, and they will confirm my personal ego is certainly big enough to constitute an entire AA. Thirdly, the only people who should take heed are my enemies. All who wish to eschew politics and get straight to killin' are welcome. You may parlay with His Holiness in #TOHC. [font="Century Gothic"][size="4"]LOOK UPON YOUR SCALY OVERLORD AND TREMBLE!! THE DAY OF REPTILIAN RECKONING HAS ARRIVED![/size][/font] Edited July 5, 2011 by CrocodillyPontifex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImperialCubanacan Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Cool story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogaden Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Make way for his holiness the reptile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir Nikanor Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Haha, yeah okay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Hole Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 I knew about this 3 weeks ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemhauser Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Nice, we made the list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrin Xies Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 (edited) He's rollin' the hard six. Edit: Also, very excited to be in the same list as GOONS and NoR. We must be doing something right. Edited July 5, 2011 by Farrin Xies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Girard Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 Oh snap, Croc's rolling harddddddd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Opaque Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Persephone3 Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Shammy is gonna be pissed, I lost you on like Day 3 of his absence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrocodillyPontifex Posted July 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 (edited) one minute thirty seconds after update and I've got all my attacks in on my two original targets, and the new guy who piled on, yet I've still got no incoming attacks. This is gonna be boring if you all don't defend yourselves, NoR. [Edit]: Correction,one of them is awake. Edited July 6, 2011 by CrocodillyPontifex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Ilyani Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 lol k bye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Flinders Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Isn't this an OOC forum? So you worship a crocodile pope in real life? That's kinda cool actually. Kudos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriekfreak Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 GOONS and allies. Yeah thats us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Sykes Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Ally of GOONS reporting for targeting sir! As A Triumvir of TLR, I expect to be made a priority target. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wickedj Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Uhm, right. Cool story, Croc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Wally Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Have fun... although I must say going rogue is definetly more fun after you get nukes... enjoy the ride regardless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sephiroth Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Good luck and have fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chefjoe Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Oh hey look the close minded, judgmental and obsessed croco-ass is persecuting people and innocents. Nothing to see here but hate and fear, move along please... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashoka the Great Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 [quote name='CrocodillyPontifex' timestamp='1309908307' post='2749769'] Goons, and their allies; Nordreich, and their allies; and NPO, and their allies have all been singled out for destruction. [/quote] After following each treaty chain to its end, I believe this leaves the GPA. Oh, right. And TGE 2.0. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pd73bassman Posted July 6, 2011 Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 Why even give this topic any attention, simply worthless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrocodillyPontifex Posted July 6, 2011 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2011 (edited) Whats worthless is your alliance's war effort. I have 4 wars with you people and you've yet to anarchy me. By any measure, that's just sad. Edited July 6, 2011 by CrocodillyPontifex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vladimir Nikanor Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 [quote name='CrocodillyPontifex' timestamp='1309993196' post='2750779'] Whats worthless is your alliance's war effort. I have 4 wars with you people and you've yet to anarchy me. By any measure, that's just sad. [/quote] The two people you declared on are known for being ridiculously inactive. You had several others within range, but I see you didn't attack them. You went for the weak ones. But don't worry, you'll be feeling some Anarchism here in about 15 hours or so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pd73bassman Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 [quote name='CrocodillyPontifex' timestamp='1309993196' post='2750779'] Whats worthless is your alliance's war effort. I have 4 wars with you people and you've yet to anarchy me. By any measure, that's just sad. [/quote] tough guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megamickel Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 Keep talking big, little man. That ego will not shelter you from my axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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