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A Joint Announcement from Europa and the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence, and Sadism

[size="2"][size="7"]Swag All Day[/size]

We, the gathered nations and rulers of Europa and the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence, and Sadism, do hereby enter into this treaty of Mutual Defense, Optional Aggression and United Hatred of Deebo for the purpose of joint growth and a shared love of griefing.

[b]Article I: [/b]
GOONS and Europa acknowledge a shared love for parties, hookers and blow and agree to engage in what is informally known as "hookers and blow parties" at least bi-weekly or are obligated to hold discussions on the status of the activity levels of this treaty.

[b]Article II: [/b]
Both alliances shall remain sovereign, except Europa, whom shall henceforth have their foreign affairs governed by Sardonic.

[b]Article III:[/b]
The latter part of the above article was a joke, $%&@ off.

[b]Article IV: [/b]
Or was it?!

[b]Article V: [/b]
Neither signatory may engage in or endorse the engagement of combat against the other. This includes espionage and such.

[b]Article VI: [/b]
Members of both signatories shall remain civil to each other, especially in public areas, within a given degree of "civil". I mean this is GOONS and Europa we're talking about here.

[b]Article VII: [/b]
If either signatory receives information regarding the wellbeing of the other, they're required to share it.

[b]Article VIII: [/b]
Secret Article.

[b]Article IX: [/b]
Should either signatory come under attack, the other is obligated to come to the assistance of the first. Should the attack be a result of one signatory's entry into a conflict through an outside treaty, the second signatory's entry into the conflict is rendered optional.

[b]Article X: [/b]
Either signatory can assist the other in an aggressive war if they feel like it. No biggie if they don't though.

[b]Article XI: [/b]
Either signatory may terminate this pact at anytime; however, the withdrawing alliance must notify the other signatory through diplomatic channels 48 hours prior to this, except when the countersigned has violated any of the above sections.

[b]Article XII: [/b]
Boy, this sure does complicate that there treaty web some, don't it fellas? Hooooooooo boy y'all might pop a blood vessel. Problem, Schattenmann?
Signed for Europa:[/b]
Minister of Silly Walks, Grand Ayatollah
Deebo, Mint Ayatollah
Parandiac, Strawberry Ayatollah
MikeD, Vanilla Ayatollah
Ernesto Che Guevara, Special Assistant of the Ayatollahs

[b]Signed for GOONS:
[/b]Pilot: Sardonic
Co-Pilot: JT Jag
Secretariat: KingShibby
--Adjudicator: Dr Beefstupid
--Newbie Wranglers: NikolaP, Slide
Strategos: SirWilliam
--Dongmaster: Rage McKill
--Nation Manager: Godless Commie, Lex Quintus
Council: Darksol, dalstrs, Tristesse, CEverettKoop
GOONS Emeritus: Nippy[b]

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[quote name='SirWilliam' timestamp='1309744217' post='2748013']
Did you really just c&p our public gov list? :facepalm:
[/quote]I know, it really is shameful. :awesome:

Glad to see this happen.

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