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Let me tell you all a story.

Once upon a time there was a great warrior race, the Aztec s, these very fine people after doing all kind of awesome stuff went to a bar to drink and do more awesome stuff. On a lonely night another great warrior race came into town. These so called Vikings were much like the Aztecs, they did all this awesome stuff like pillaging and war. There however was one major difference, while the Aztecs were enjoying their nice tequila they brought in something called mead. After a lot of “sophisticated” debate one by accident drank the alcohol of the other and found out it wasn’t that bad really. A friendship was born, Vikings would drink tequila and Aztecs would drink mead. Finding out that they now even shared a love for the same alcohol the two warrior races went out and pillaged and warred some more. They would live happily ever after.

Without further delay I hereby present you the Tequila Accords, let the pillaging begin!

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[center][b]Part one: Drinking Etiquette[/b]

Neither party shall disparage the others choice in spirits or women.

Both parties shall share all drink recipes they come across in their travels and warn the other should they find news of bad gin.

[b]Part two: Brotherhood[/b]

Should either party have their liqueur cabinet raided, then the other shall intervene in an attempt to save the alcohol. If said alcohol was exposed to risk by the actions of the aggrieved as they came to the aid of a third party, then the remaining party has no obligation to help. They may however, still choose to defend the remaining spirits or help to restock the cabinet.

Should a member of this pact decide that they need to shake down a third party, then the remaining member of this pact has the option to help strong arm or just keep a look out for the fuzz if they so choose. Although there is no obligation to do either.


[b]Part Three: Walk of Shame[/b]

If either party decides that the other is a dirty teetotaler or decided that they need some time alone, then they must give 72 hours private notice to the other party, after which there will be a 96 hour period of time where we just avoid each other and stare at our drinks mournfully.[/center]

[center][b]Signed For Valhalla[/b]
ChefJoe: [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink9960.html"]Cluster &*^!, straight up[/url]
Bud: [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink2319.html"]Shots with salt and lime[/url]
Levistus: [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink7393.html"]Cadillac, rocks, no salt.[/url]
Jesper: [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink2333.html"]Matador with a twist[/url]
ChairmanHal: [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink4886.html"]Long Island Iced Tea[/url]
Keshav: [url="http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1923.html"]Shirley Temple, extra cherry.[/url]
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[center][b]Signed for Nueva Vida[/b][/center]
[center]His Imperial Highness Centurius I of Montezuma, Emperor of Nueva Vida, Keeper of the Liquor Cabinet, Drinker of Tequila[/center]
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[quote name='The Pansy' timestamp='1309708378' post='2747659']
Oh god, you let Chef near FA again, you guys know you should keep him sedated with Crown.
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CJ is the Crown(Royal)-Prince of Bob.

o/ NV
o/ Valhalla

oh and while I'm at it

o/ Pansy

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[quote name='Lord Levistus' timestamp='1309707668' post='2747649']
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Ok, time to stop drawing and start sharpening our skills elsewhere mebbe??

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:P

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