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[Quote]An exclusive insider look at top secret UFE weapons research shows us a bizzare project to arm a rhinoceros with a laser beam. This is merely one project in a long string of oddball research projects on the inside of the Bamboo curtain. Our exclusive inside source, who shall remain anonymous, says, "The Laser Rhino will be harmonious and productive addition to our glorious society."

Another source, from inside the UFE Military Command commented, "The Laser Rhino will be the cutting edge for UFE Military Command that will also be a harmonious and productive addition to our glorious society.

A member of the UFE Ministry of Finance also commented with, "The Laser Rhino will be a low cost solution for a high tech problem and it will be a harmonious and productive addition to our glorious society.

A ranking member of the UFE Secret Service states, "Stop asking questions about our laser rhino that will be a harmonious and productive addition to our glorious society or we will burn your face of with acid.

In other news, the Cajun Confederation Ministry of crawdads has nothing really useful to say.

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Classified Drawing of the UFE Laser Rhino

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After the most recent Tattler report, several comedy magazines in Arctica have taken to using the venerable Monsieur Jean-Marie Daladier's likeness and photoshopping it onto the bodies of male bodybuilders of various races, as well as to the bodies of Chippendale performers of various races.

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Port Sudan Tattler Twitter Feed:

[img]http://dalianxpat.com/media/kunena/attachments/4557/aircraft-carrier-with-golf-course.jpg[/img]

The Germans have finally lost the rest of their marbles! I reckon that green is at least a par 4, not a par 5 like they are claiming! Still, best use of Germany's aircraft carriers to date, as they aren't doing diddly squat in the current fighting against Legion, Austria, and the UFE.

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Port Sudand Tattler Twitter Feed:

Guess the International Leader Contest...

[img]http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/54000/Sylvester-Stalone-Turnip--54261.jpg[/img]

Guess who this guy is and we'll give you a six month subscription to the Port Sudan Tattler for free!

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Port Sudan Tattler Twitter Feed:

"Gay people are simply not fit to serve in the Angevin Army," a high ranking source is quoted as saying. Quite ironic given all the jokes about French military prowess. One would think the French army would be keen on recruiting someone already used to taking it up the rear.

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Port Sudan Tattler Twitter Feed:

What runs faster than greased lightning? The entire Kingdom of Cochin everytime a war breaks out that might remotely involve them in some small way.

It is the Tattler's belief that the Kingdom could beat the French in an open field hundred yard white flag run the other way contest with no real effort expended.

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