band20 Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 (edited) Kellory has moved down from leader, the success of Mio and Kellorys Reward System Corporation has grown greatly. Expansion of production has been put to place to send out twice the amount of Mios sakura petals and Kellorys acorns, all signed, than originally conceived. Disclaimer: Despite production expansion, none of the items constructed will have been made in China and/or Taiwan, or written in small kanji by native Chinese and/or Taiwanese individuals. Article I: Peace The New Sakura Order (henceforth referred to as NsO), and the AOD Brigade (henceforth referred to as AODB) agree to remain respectful and polite to each other in all channels of communication, public or private. They also seek to resolve any/all possible conflicts they have through diplomatic means. Both alliances should look out for each others well-being. As a consequence of their mutual friendship, both parties agree not to attack one another, and in the event of a treaty conflict that would draw the two into war with each other, this article will take precedence. Article II: Intelligence We have realized that the hivemind has been a success in the assimilation of all sentient life in both the NsO and the AODB. We have come to agree that when one or the other come across information that may be found critical or interesting to the other alliance, we will use said hivemind to share the information as needed. Failure to provide this information, or failure to keep the other signatory apprised of the current situation during a war may constitute grounds for the termination of hostile action at the discretion of either signatory. Article III: Aid The deities of both respective alliances have been pleased with our aid rituals. The ritual shall be achieved through a prayer to either God Empress Mio (in case of NsO) or Brigade Professor Band20 (in case of AODB). The aid rituals (provided if the request is not ridiculous) shall be committed to, as long as the favor of the deities is with us. Article IV: Mutual Defense It is agreed upon that in the event that if an outside force tries to set fire to set fire to NsOs sakura trees or tease with AODBs squirrels, then it is an attack on both alliances. In that event, both alliances will don pink armbands (marked with 桜団) and unleash our alliances secret mutant squirrel powers on our attackers. In the event either signatory declares war via activation of a clause from another treaty, the mutual defense clause may be considered in abeyance at the discretion of either signatory. Article V: Cancellation In the unlikely event that the two sides who have come together to make up the (New and Improved) Sakura Brigade, feel it necessary to part ways, the cancelling signatory will divide the profits of the Reward System Corporation fairly and give a 48-hour notice (relayed through private channels). Both signatories will still be considered a part of the (New and Improved) Sakura Brigade for that 48-hour period. Signed for the AOD Brigade band20- Brigade Professor and Leader Kellory- Great Sage, Minister of Foreign Affairs Nagato-san- Grand Sage, Minister of Internal Affairs Signed for the New Sakura Order Mio, Empress of the New Sakura Order, a certain electrifying harem owner, Vanguard of the Lolitariat, Goddess of Sweets and Other Delicious Food Items, also ~ Diablofan, Petal Council, Main Programmer of NsO, Smarter than Pollard and Blade Soviet Haruhi, Member of the Petal Council, Tsundere of Absolutes, Dr. Pepper Fan, 2channer, Yuri Domina, Lover of Napalm Delight & General Destruction, Weapon of Mass Moe and Eternal Trap Princess Sareya Krylani, Member of the Petal Council, Creator of Peach (source of the real squirrels ) and of Noble_Scarlet, Resident Bonta-kun Fangirl, Fundamentally Interested in Tohru Tohru, Member of the Petal Council, Frequently Made to Blush by Sareya >///> Saniiro Matsudaira, That Guy in the NsO (you know... THAT guy), Negotiator of Squirrel-Park Ranger Relations, Bumbling Inspector, and President of the Cave Johnson Fanclub Edited June 22, 2011 by band20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
band20 Posted June 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Today the AOD Brigade is proud to announce, in unison with the New Sakura Order, the upgrade of our Optional Defense Pact Treaty, The Sakura Brigade, to the new and improved Mutual Defense Treaty model by the same name . Although it is true that recent events have prompted us to fast track the announcement of this upgrade, this should not be confused with it being capricious or quick. It has still taken us over a month to get to this point, we simply choose to forgo our usual 3 month ritual of tossing this back and forth a few times. From the perspective of the AOD Brigade we feel compelled to point out that for us this is not an upgrade at all. We have always, from the very beginning of their formation, pledged our support to the New Sakura Order. We have never wavered in this, we have never turned our backs on them. Although our modus operandi is not to seek attention or to be seen, our presence has always been there for NsO and our allies whenever they have asked for our assistance. From the very beginning we have always seen our responsibility to our allies as a Mutual give and take. There may be those out there who have, incorrectly, believed that we would not necessarily support our allies through an ODP. They would be wrong. However, this upgrade serves as notice that our intentions should not be mistaken again in the future. Ignore it at thine own peril. We, of the AOD Brigade, would like to thank our allies of the New Sakura Order for their support and offer this treaty as a testament of our support in return. And to their Protectors of the Imperial Assault Alliance, we offer our gratitude and thanks for allowing us to upgrade this treaty with their Protectorate. And to all of our other allies and friends for always being there for us, words alone cannot express our gratitude for all you have done for us over the years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Xander the Only Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Well, this should make the next animu cats war more interesting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 You guys should just create a giant Weeaboo Unity Treaty and get it over with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KainIIIC Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Interesting although not surprising at all. Congrats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homura Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 But...the glonous chinese products! How can we tuck chopstick under tnurb if items not from China or Taiwan. Anyway, I'm glad to see this finally went up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoindotnler Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 [quote name='Sargun' timestamp='1308718960' post='2738222'] You guys should just create a giant Weeaboo Unity Treaty and get it over with [/quote] AODB, not the weeaboos your looking for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathias Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Go away already, you've had your 15 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saniiro Matsudaira Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 I knew about this months ago, but nice to see it finally come out. o/ AODB o/ NsO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sargun II Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 [quote name='xoindotnler' timestamp='1308719334' post='2738228'] AODB, not the weeaboos your looking for. [/quote] Has brigade in the name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaGneT Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 [quote name='Sargun' timestamp='1308718960' post='2738222'] You guys should just create a giant Weeaboo Unity Treaty and get it over with [/quote] WUT on purpose? Also, just because you're slightly less annoying than SOS Brigade... meh. Not even worth it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gloin Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 I was hoping this was a NsO-SOS Brigade treaty... That would have been a fun way to end it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omniscient1 Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Congrats AODB seem like ok people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibsonator21 Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 [quote name='Gloin' timestamp='1308719785' post='2738236'] I was hoping this was a NsO-SOS Brigade treaty... That would have been a fun way to end it. [/quote] Man I was thinking the exact same thing... it woulda made for such a great thread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Boris Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Congrats to two solid alliances on the treaty upgrade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BladeX Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Grats NsO! d(^_~)z Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogal Dorn Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 [quote name='Sargun' timestamp='1308718960' post='2738222'] You guys should just create a giant Weeaboo Unity Treaty and get it over with [/quote] mmm, love it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarriorConcept Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Congrats on your promotion, band. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melancholy Culkin Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Let the Tentacle Grape Juice flow! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarmatian Empire Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 So...an alliance uses its optional option to not defend you(grant it it ended quickly) and you upgrade with them? I sure hope they were gonna roll in at update Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xoindotnler Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Sarmatian Empire' timestamp='1308737936' post='2738324'] So...an alliance uses its optional option to not defend you(grant it it ended quickly) and you upgrade with them? I sure hope they were gonna roll in at update [/quote] Yeah everyone roles out at mid day, it was pretty much peace before 10 PM or SOS gets rolled. AODB are everything but cowards, they would have just gone in with the ODP. Edited June 22, 2011 by xoindotnler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan King Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Lol, I thought this was with the other brigade and I'm like, "that was fast." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homura Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 [quote name='Sarmatian Empire' timestamp='1308737936' post='2738324'] So...an alliance uses its optional option to not defend you(grant it it ended quickly) and you upgrade with them? I sure hope they were gonna roll in at update [/quote] You are misinformed. We were in contact with them the entire time, and this was not the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 Congrats on the upgrades, to both NsO/AODB and band20. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KainIIIC Posted June 22, 2011 Report Share Posted June 22, 2011 AODB seems pretty cool, so congrats here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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