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[quote name='Edjaal' timestamp='1306902814' post='2721808']
I recognize my newly elected office, and I agree, Rambo, dropped the ball on Mogar getting there, I should have learned not to let him be HoR.

This victory over my esteemed opponent shall mark the dawn of a new age of RIA, a dawn of- wait, I'm not FA, damn you Leo.

Oh well, it happens.
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I make a wonderful HoR, look at my DnD character for example.

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[size="6"]Official statement from the Office of the Viceroy of the RIA[/size][/center]
The Viceroy would like to congratulate the RIA on finally freeing itself of the tyranny that is Shadow. For too long Shadow has stood against the will of the true rulers of the RIA. But no more, with the rise of "Shadow Slayer" to power, Shadow's defiance shall be finally dealt with.

The domination of the RIA through Shadow Slayer is but the first step in our master plan. In a few days, Shadow Slayer shall be announcing the next step in our plans.

Oh, and also congrats to CDS.

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[quote name='Rambo' timestamp='1306895133' post='2721722']
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[size="5"]Official Announcement of the Coalition of Dark States[/size]

Today marks a vital day for the Coalition. We've finally managed to pirate an alliance's leadership. Victory is finally ours!
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Oh it can get better. So, so much better.

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[size="4"]Official Communique from the Random Insanity Alliance[/size][/center]

Greetings denizens of Planet Bob. I am here to announce the [s]passing[/s] disappearance of a man who had just recently come to serve in the Triumvirate of the RIA. Shadow Slayer, who was recently elected as Triumvir over me, mysteriously disappeared this morning after walking outside of his house. All witnesses to this incident have been found dead and the witnesses of the killing of those witnesses have also been found dead. It was a sad and deadly chain of violence. Anyways investigators were also able to discover a hand written note by Shadow Slayer dated shortly before he disappeared. It stated that he was annulling his victory in the last election and wished for me to take his place and once again become Triumvir. Thus it is with great pleasure that I re-announce the new Government of the Random Insanity Alliance:

Triumvirate VII: Delta1212, im317, Shadow

Cabinet XLIV
Head of Economics: cctmsp13
Head of Foreign Affairs: Leo
Head of Internal Affairs: Croix
Head of Military Operations: Jenne
Head of Recruitment: Mogar
Captain Planet: [img]http://rialliance.net/Smileys/default/rainbowsheep.gif[/img] (Representative: Arsenal 10)

As my first act back in government, in an effort to save precious resources, I have suspended the investigation into Shadow Slayer's disappearance as the investigators have yet to turn up any evidence of foul play. Thus we shall assume he randomly left off on vacation somewhere.

Edited by ShadowDragon
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[size=5]Official statement from the Office of the Viceroy of the RIA[/size]

Sorry about that Shadow Slayer. You were most helpful, but once someone learns to slay one ruler, they might think about slaying others, and we just can't have that.

I would like to let everyone know that this is not a return to the old order. Shadow found his stay in our Florida [s]reeducation[/s] retirement center most enlightening, and is ready to lead the RIA in the proper direction.

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