JonBoy16 Posted May 18, 2011 Report Share Posted May 18, 2011 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-preacher-warns-end-of-the-world-is-nigh-21-may-around-6pm-to-be-precise-2254139.html Feel free to donate all your belongings to me and I'll take care of them accordingly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schad Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 I would, but if the Rapture happens this weekend I'm probably not going anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frostfirefox Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Tropical holiday for me :3 bring on the heat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roi Loup Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 [quote name='JonBoy16' timestamp='1305762141' post='2714600'] http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-preacher-warns-end-of-the-world-is-nigh-21-may-around-6pm-to-be-precise-2254139.html Feel free to donate all your belongings to me and I'll take care of them accordingly. [/quote] where did you get that??? thats classified stuff from LOUP and not g-6 alliance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyriq Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 98% are going to hell? I've never been in the 98th percentile of nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stelios Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 [quote name='eyriq' timestamp='1305774050' post='2714714'] 98% are going to hell? I've never been in the 98th percentile of nothing [/quote] Didnt it say 3%.. Either way... i mean... just liek in the 90's its not gonna happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owney OSullivan Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 From what I've read on the topic, what this man and others are preaching is based on a bible verse that they seem to be misinterpreting. I've read the text, there's nothing that says the "rapture" is starting, but it could be taken out of context to seem that way. In any case, if the rapture happens in my lifetime I'd rather stick around for the apocalypse and witness the chaos firsthand. Heavenly forces vs. Hell's demons followed by the earth being destroyed by fire sounds awesome! But yeah this is all BS, people have said the end is near for thousands of years. We're still here. Remember the 90's? Y2K? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul711 Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Once I get an MP I am going to nuke that nuttjob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMuz Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 Better hurry, you've only got 2 days left for that MP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonBoy16 Posted May 19, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 [quote name='Owney OSullivan' timestamp='1305780334' post='2714752'] From what I've read on the topic, what this man and others are preaching is based on a bible verse that they seem to be misinterpreting. I've read the text, there's nothing that says the "rapture" is starting, but it could be taken out of context to seem that way. In any case, if the rapture happens in my lifetime I'd rather stick around for the apocalypse and witness the chaos firsthand. Heavenly forces vs. Hell's demons followed by the earth being destroyed by fire sounds awesome! But yeah this is all BS, people have said the end is near for thousands of years. We're still here. Remember the 90's? Y2K? [/quote] You're not doing a very good job of helping me attain the collective wealth (or lack thereof) of the TE-verse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owney OSullivan Posted May 19, 2011 Report Share Posted May 19, 2011 I am truly sorry JonBoy, I will have the ambassadors of my nation bring you many shiny gifts and our finest women and whatever else your heart desires! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMuz Posted May 20, 2011 Report Share Posted May 20, 2011 Only a few hours left to live, people. One of you please donate some money to JonBoy's nation. If you have excess money, donate to other nations too, and post your targets here so that our donations don't overlap. Please prioritize donations to those in the 6k NS range who are in DEFCON 5 and don't have many soldiers or GCs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roi Loup Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcaQRL-bSoo eat, drink, be merry for there is no tomorrow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrie Posted May 21, 2011 Report Share Posted May 21, 2011 (edited) Meh, still here guys.. How bout' you? Edit: Crap... 11 1/2 hours left(Pacific time?)... My bad. Edited May 21, 2011 by Ferrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonBoy16 Posted May 22, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 [quote name='Ferrie' timestamp='1305984229' post='2716077'] Meh, still here guys.. How bout' you? Edit: Crap... 11 1/2 hours left(Pacific time?)... My bad. [/quote] I got raptured!!! Just kidding. So apparently that $100+ million that dude wasted would have been put to better use by sitting in my bank account. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judge X Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Did it happen? I wonder if the rapture happened and only one guy and girl got taken and the rest of us are screwed?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 [quote name='Judge X' timestamp='1306078463' post='2716582'] Did it happen? I wonder if the rapture happened and only one guy and girl got taken and the rest of us are screwed?! [/quote] Basically, your $%&@ed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferrie Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Lmao..... The crazy radio dude is like 100 miles from me. There were 300+ crazies out in front of his station celebrating, and counting down to the rapture. Gonna be a hellova outcome though. Feel bad for all the idiots who emptied their bank accounts, and sold everything they had. That dudes gonna pay, lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owney OSullivan Posted May 22, 2011 Report Share Posted May 22, 2011 Actually it was true, I was raptured yesterday. Turns out they have the internet in heaven, and it's like a million times faster. Good thing too, what would heaven be without CN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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