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[b][size="5"]FOK Declaration of Four[/size][/b][/center]


Beloved members of the Cyberverse,



Yesterday, on the [color="#FF8C00"][b]4th[/b][/color] of May 2011, FOK celebrated its [color="#FF8C00"][b]4th[/b][/color] birthday. Due to the huge celebratory activities within our alliance (read: because we forgot about it) this announcement is a day late, but that doesn't matter. Last year we reflected on how the magical number 3 represented and symbolised the FOK Alliance, so it only seems appropriate to do the same with the number [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color] this year. For instance, it is obviously no coincidence that word is a [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color] letter weed (or was it the other way around?).

But aside from that very astute observation, I had a hard time finding any connection between FOK and the number [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color], so I've decided to change some things to rectify the situation:


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[*]I hereby rename FOK to FOKK, giving us a [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color] letter acronym.
[*]I, as President of FOK, hereby resign as President and reappoint myself as President, making this my [color="#FF8C00"][b]4th[/b][/color] term as FOK President.
[*]I hereby bring your attention to the fact that I have used the word President [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color] times in the last sentence.
[*]I hereby declare war and offer white peace to the New Polar Order, making this the [color="#FF8C00"][b]4th[/b][/color] time we've fought them.
[*]I hereby cancel all of our treaties, save the ones with Fark and iFOK, for not having [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color] letter acronyms.
[*]I hereby disband Sparta, IRON, ODN, Umbrella, TOP, TDO and VE, making us the [color="#FF8C00"][b]4th[/b][/color] largest alliance on Planet Bob.
[*]I hereby found the MDoAP bloc named '[b][color="#FF8C00"]4[/color][/b]', making this the [b][color="#FF8C00"]4th[/color][/b] bloc we've been a part of.
[*]I hereby disband and refound FOK, still only making me the [color="#FF8C00"][b]4th[/b][/color] worst FOK President in history (after Mike, ArneS and Uncle Harry)
[*]I hereby demand that all Dutch people on Planet Bob join FOK, giving us more than [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color]00 members once again.
[*]I hereby order oinkoink12 of booNtherlands to be nuked until he becomes the [color="#FF8C00"][b]4th[/b][/color] instead of 3rd largest nation on Planet Bob.
[*]I hereby demand that everyone sets their calendar back one day, making this the [color="#FF8C00"][b]4th[/b][/color] of May again.
[*]I hereby remove Sibren_Tankbuster from the FOK Alliance (this one is just [b][color="#FF8C00"]4[/color][/b] fun)
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Also, have you noticed that the [b][color="#FF8C00"]4th[/color][/b] word in each sentence has [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color] letters (or less, or more)?

Anyway, thats enough changes [color="#FF8C00"][b]four[/b][/color] now, I hope no more than [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color] people have issues with these changes and I hope to see you again next year for the 5th birthday of the alliance then named FOKKK!



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[size="1"][i]One last request : No more than [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color] replies please![/i][/size][/font]

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[quote name='kriekfreak' timestamp='1304599552' post='2706798']
I was born on April the Fourth, does that make me better than all of you combined?
[/quote]

You, better than anyone else?
Fourget about it! :smug:


Also, I hereby remove April from the calendar, making May the 4th month of the year.

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[quote [color="#FF0000"]name='Divi Filius' timestamp='1304599860' post='2706801'[/color]]
You, better than anyone else?
Fourget about it! :smug:


Also, I hereby remove April from the calendar, making May the 4th month of the year.
[/quote]

You are so lucky, [color="#FF8C00"]four[/color] in ten people laugh at bad jokes, scientists find.

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[quote name='kriekfreak' timestamp='1304599552' post='2706798']
I was born on April the Fourth, does that make me better than all of you combined?
[/quote]
'Funny, I figured you for an April 1st guy <_<

Congrats Fokkers! and to many more years :)

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