Divi Filius Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 [font="Arial"][center][url="http://www.dumpert.nl/mediabase/720641/f3df4b3f/en_nu_gaan_we_bouncen.html"][img]http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/cybernations/images/f/f4/Fokflag.png[/img][/url] [b][size="5"]FOK Declaration of Four[/size][/b][/center] Beloved members of the Cyberverse, Yesterday, on the [color="#FF8C00"][b]4th[/b][/color] of May 2011, FOK celebrated its [color="#FF8C00"][b]4th[/b][/color] birthday. Due to the huge celebratory activities within our alliance (read: because we forgot about it) this announcement is a day late, but that doesn't matter. Last year we reflected on how the magical number 3 represented and symbolised the FOK Alliance, so it only seems appropriate to do the same with the number [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color] this year. For instance, it is obviously no coincidence that word is a [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color] letter weed (or was it the other way around?). But aside from that very astute observation, I had a hard time finding any connection between FOK and the number [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color], so I've decided to change some things to rectify the situation: [list] [*]I hereby rename FOK to FOKK, giving us a [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color] letter acronym. [*]I, as President of FOK, hereby resign as President and reappoint myself as President, making this my [color="#FF8C00"][b]4th[/b][/color] term as FOK President. [*]I hereby bring your attention to the fact that I have used the word President [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color] times in the last sentence. [*]I hereby declare war and offer white peace to the New Polar Order, making this the [color="#FF8C00"][b]4th[/b][/color] time we've fought them. [*]I hereby cancel all of our treaties, save the ones with Fark and iFOK, for not having [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color] letter acronyms. [*]I hereby disband Sparta, IRON, ODN, Umbrella, TOP, TDO and VE, making us the [color="#FF8C00"][b]4th[/b][/color] largest alliance on Planet Bob. [*]I hereby found the MDoAP bloc named '[b][color="#FF8C00"]4[/color][/b]', making this the [b][color="#FF8C00"]4th[/color][/b] bloc we've been a part of. [*]I hereby disband and refound FOK, still only making me the [color="#FF8C00"][b]4th[/b][/color] worst FOK President in history (after Mike, ArneS and Uncle Harry) [*]I hereby demand that all Dutch people on Planet Bob join FOK, giving us more than [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color]00 members once again. [*]I hereby order oinkoink12 of booNtherlands to be nuked until he becomes the [color="#FF8C00"][b]4th[/b][/color] instead of 3rd largest nation on Planet Bob. [*]I hereby demand that everyone sets their calendar back one day, making this the [color="#FF8C00"][b]4th[/b][/color] of May again. [*]I hereby remove Sibren_Tankbuster from the FOK Alliance (this one is just [b][color="#FF8C00"]4[/color][/b] fun) [/list] Also, have you noticed that the [b][color="#FF8C00"]4th[/color][/b] word in each sentence has [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color] letters (or less, or more)? Anyway, thats enough changes [color="#FF8C00"][b]four[/b][/color] now, I hope no more than [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color] people have issues with these changes and I hope to see you again next year for the 5th birthday of the alliance then named FOKKK! [center][img]http://i52.tinypic.com/2mqpbhd.jpg[/img][/center] [size="1"][i]One last request : No more than [color="#FF8C00"][b]4[/b][/color] replies please![/i][/size][/font] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmmehhh Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 And I just attacked a guy giving him his 4th war. o/ 4 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheeKy Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 And I just had [color="#FFA500"]4[/color] beers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 (edited) Happy birthday FOK! I look forward to our 5th war Edited May 5, 2011 by D34th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammar Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Fourth post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
namek31 Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 /me like! Hail Divi (4 letters! ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriekfreak Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 I was born on April the Fourth, does that make me better than all of you combined? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 making a post like that takes some real testicular four-titude. o/ FOKK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slettal Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Happy Birthday FOKK When are you going to change your ingame Name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Divi Filius Posted May 5, 2011 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 [quote name='kriekfreak' timestamp='1304599552' post='2706798'] I was born on April the Fourth, does that make me better than all of you combined? [/quote] You, better than anyone else? Fourget about it! Also, I hereby remove April from the calendar, making May the 4th month of the year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KingLC Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 [quote name='jammar' timestamp='1304599388' post='2706796'] Fourth post. [/quote] You mean fourth reply Congrats FOKKers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kriekfreak Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 (edited) [quote [color="#FF0000"]name='Divi Filius' timestamp='1304599860' post='2706801'[/color]] You, better than anyone else? Fourget about it! Also, I hereby remove April from the calendar, making May the 4th month of the year. [/quote] You are so lucky, [color="#FF8C00"]four[/color] in ten people laugh at bad jokes, scientists find. Edited May 5, 2011 by kriekfreak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninja Colt Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 good 4 you FOK you should have waited till 4:44 am to post this though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyster Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Here's to 4 more years and not a day more (j/k) Congrats o/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorian Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Happy anniversary, FOK(K). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suryanto tan Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Congratulations on your 4th birthday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neneko Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Birthday party at 20 past! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldie Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 This is the greatest post in the history of the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cataduanes Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Happy Birthday Dutchies! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letum Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Probably the most epic way to announce a birthday ever. And Epic is a 4 letter word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enzos Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Grat's on your 4th Bday FOKK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EgoFreaky Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 [quote name='kriekfreak' timestamp='1304599552' post='2706798'] I was born on April the Fourth, does that make me better than all of you combined? [/quote] 'Funny, I figured you for an April 1st guy Congrats Fokkers! and to many more years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erikz Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Gratz from your sister-alliance. I've been in FOKK four four times four months at least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 Happy 4th Birthday, here's to many more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solaris Posted May 5, 2011 Report Share Posted May 5, 2011 (edited) I wasn't ready [s]for[/s] four this. edit: four Edited May 5, 2011 by Solaris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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