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"The crack of Andrews sniper signified that he had fired. The closest Banshee spiraled out of control as it's pilot was killed. The two remaining Banshees made a sharp turn, and headed back for another pass. Colin began firing onto them with the Machine Gun; he hit the one of the left's wing, and sent it spirialling into his wingman. "
... And we interrupt this engaging fan fiction to bring you the latest news from your friends at SLCB!

[quote][CENTER][B]"A democracy is a government in the hands of men of low birth, no property, and vulgar employment"
[i]~ Aristotle[/i][/B]
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[B][U]CONSTITUTIONAL VANDALISM IN MONROVIA![/U][/B]

Good day to all. I come to you with wonderful news from SLCB. Surely all have seen the upheavals that have occurred in the lands to our north: dictators overthrown, democracies established, [i]change[/i] enacted. What you might not have known is that this demand for an end to the ways of the past - to the nepotism, tyranny, and arrogance of political elites - has spread south, spilling over into mighty Liberia herself. The people have cried out for democracy and the powers of old have been powerless to stop them. And so, without further ado, I present to you the results of the first election in Liberian history![/CENTER]

[B][i]For the Band of Merry Men[/i][/B]

The election to the Band of Merry Men, a Council of 4 subservient only to the Blood God, was contested by 7 of Liberia's most upstanding citizens.

[img]http://www.onlinecharttool.com/test/img_files/20110503142926.png[/img]

Unfortunately, NCC was unhappy with me using pie charts for each poll, so here is the same data in bar chart form!

[img]http://www.onlinecharttool.com/test/img_files/20110503145931.png[/img]

As you can see, however, there was a three-way tie for the fourth seat, and so a run-off election was held!

[img]http://www.onlinecharttool.com/test/img_files/20110503160333.png[/img]

And so we can present to you Liberia's first Band of Merry Men;

[url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=414450]NCC![/url]
[url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=338425]Kurt Cobain![/url]
[url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=457767]danosaur![/url]
[url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=314892]xplicit![/url]

[B][i]For the Blood God[/i][/B]

The election for Blood God, that is, the head of state, was contested by three of the greatest minds SLCB has ever known.

[img]http://www.onlinecharttool.com/test/img_files/20110503150305.png[/img]

And so Liberia's first ever Blood God is...

[url=http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=273669]Me![/url][/quote]

[quote][b]Is that all we have to tell you??[/b]

Of course not. But [size="7"][b]BE WARNED!!!!![/b][/size]. This section is not entirely IC!
Some people might recently have gone to explodish.org/slcb, or slcb.omgnowai.com, and been perplexed as to why there were no forums there! Well, SLCB recently came in to a lot of money when a distant uncle of porksaber converted to buddhism and left him all his worldly goods, which was just enough to purchase our old domain name. Therefore, SLCB has returned to its rightful home at www.seaworthy-liberians.com[/quote]

Have a nice day everyone!

Edited by Faust Betreur
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First of all, I will like to take a moment to thank those I [s]decimated[/s] ran against in the elections. There is no losers here, better luck in the next elections. I am suppose to give a long winded acceptance speech or something, but yeah not going to happen. blah, blah, words. I like pie.

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[quote name='rnegafan' timestamp='1304433742' post='2705177']
I have read this and appreciated this version of the results. Someday the truth will come out though and I'll take my place as a merry man.
[/quote]
I want said truth :D

Congrats guys in the future

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[quote name='Bob Ilyani' timestamp='1304456216' post='2705435']
God, who cares. New leadership doesn't change a thing. Fail is still fail.
[/quote]

Wow that's really mean!! My mummy said if you don't have anything nice to say don't say it at all. Look how you've hurt all our feelings.

Perhaps you should take some time to reflect on how your words affect others and grow as an individual :)

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