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The Fully Armed and Operational Battle Treaty

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[b]Preamble: “Punch it Chewie!”[/b]

A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...

It is a period of civil war.
Rebel spaceships, striking
from a hidden base, have won
their first victory against
the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, Rebel
spies managed to steal secret
plans to the Empire's
ultimate weapon, the DEATH
STAR, an armored space
station with enough power
to destroy an entire planet.

These are their stories...

[b]Article I “Always let the Wookie win”[/b]

Both signatories formally recognize the right of the other signatory to exclusively exercise authority in all facets of its own internal domain. No action may be taken to undermine the sovereignty of either alliance.

[b]Article II “But Alderaan is a peaceful planet!”[/b]

Neither signatory shall authorize its members to attack or sanction members of the other signatory. Any unauthorized attacks or sanctions from the members of one signatory will be resolved to the satisfaction of the other signatory in private.

[b]Article III “Many Bothans died to get this information”[/b]

Both signatories agree to share any and all intelligence that is relevant to the security or well-being of the other.

[b]Article IV: “Strike us down and we shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.”[/b]

If one signatory is attacked the other signatory is obligated to assist if said assistance is requested, so long as the attack is not the result of an offensive declaration on behalf of another alliance. At that point, the defense becomes optional.

[b]Article V “IT’S A TRAP”[/b]

Termination of this agreement shall occur 96 hours after either signatory gives notice to that effect. Both signatories retain the inalienable right to give notice to withdraw from this agreement for any reason at any time.

[b]Article VI “CGI is no replacement for story”[/b]

Both alliances agree that the Original Trilogy (OT) is vastly superior to the Prequel Trilogy (PT).

Signed for the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence and Sadism:
Sardonic, GOONS Pilot
JT Jag, GOONS Co-Pilot
SirWilliam, Pubbie Viceroy & GOONS Strategos
Lamuella, GOONS Secretariat
Council Members: Tristesse, Biazt, Xodi, dalstrs, KingShibby

Signed for CSN:

Goose, Head of State, Warmonger, Hater of Huggles, Old Man with a Cane, amd Protector of Pacifica
Liz, Deputy Head of State, Minister of Penkybabyy, Former worst MoFA ever, All Star Reps Negotiator, ZI club Member
SpacingOutMan, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Deputy Preacher of Goose, Defender of Beward, and The Commonwealth's Left Hand
Dman, Minister of Defense, Deputy Inquisitor, Master Alchemist, and Prophet of the Truth.
JesseBelle , Minister of the Interior, Goddess of Awesome, Property of Liz.
TheIceMark, Director of Recruitment,
Requia, Director of Education,
Fronz, Director of Finance, Chairman of the Anti-Fun Society, Doin' it for the Lulz.

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[b]Article IV: “Strike us down and we shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.”[/b]

If one signatory is attacked the other signatory is obligated to assist if said assistance is requested, so long as the attack is not the result of an offensive declaration on behalf of another alliance. At that point, the defense becomes optional; CSN shall not render optional defense assistance unless victory is assured, because otherwise CSN will be liable to pay reparations for daring to defend an ally.
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That's interesting

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[quote name='Jessebelle' timestamp='1304216429' post='2702860']
He was thinking 'Clearly CSN is the best alliance ever.'
And he was right.
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Pretty much, yep!

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[quote name='Rebel Virginia' timestamp='1304216074' post='2702848']
[color="#0000FF"]I like GOONS, but CSN is a godawful alliance. You really could do better.[/color]
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Our gameplan is to treaty everyone ever, at which point we'll have statistically done better in all but one instance.

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[quote name='Beefspari' timestamp='1304217082' post='2702870']
Our gameplan is to treaty everyone ever, at which point we'll have statistically done better in all but one instance.
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[color="#0000FF"]Really? Even Invicta? Oh, how GOONS has fallen since my departure.[/color]

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