alyster Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 (edited) [quote name='not adolf hitler' timestamp='1303583454' post='2697867'] First: We do not have a NAP with NPO , it expired forever ago. [/quote] lolwut? To be honest it's one of the mystical pacts. I haven't even found the text yet Edited April 23, 2011 by alyster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D34th Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 Doitzel is lying, I wrote this essay as a tool to improve my english skills, I'm glad that nobody criticized the grammar of this piece, thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iotupa Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 I honestly want to congratulate the author of this for having the patience to put together something this lengthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Bromeini Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 [quote]At this point in time, now that we have re-established our dominance on Planet Bob by defeating Doomhouse, Pandora's Box, and CnG, I really don't think we need to keep this around anymore.[/quote] I lol'd. Hmmm. Honestly can't say who wrote this... Could have been a number of people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyperion321 Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 I can't tell if it's fake or not, but either way this wall of text is incredibly naive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kubla Khan Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 (edited) I read the whole post, kept waiting for the author to remind his brothers in arms to drink only rain water and grain alcohol to protect their precious bodily fluids. I doubt any pacifican wrote this Edited April 23, 2011 by Kubla Khan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryuzaki Posted April 23, 2011 Report Share Posted April 23, 2011 I don't care if it is real or not, either way it is hilarious to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trinite Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Who spends this much time on a piece and gets so many things wrong? 10 minutes of research and 10 hours of writing. Good fun had by all, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shimmer Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 The word comrade is lacking in the OP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardus Posted April 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 [quote name='TimLee' timestamp='1303611989' post='2698147'] The word comrade is lacking in the OP. [/quote] The word terrorist is not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 [quote name='Ardus' timestamp='1303536258' post='2697507'] The "effort" included one copy and one paste. I know who made this as much as you do. [/quote] Yes, clearly a third grader in your detention blocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azaghul Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 [quote name='SoADarthCyfe6' timestamp='1303617182' post='2698200'] Yes, clearly a third grader in your detention blocks [/quote] Most MKers don't care enough to even read something this long, do you think any of us would actually care to take the time to write it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letum Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Azaghul' timestamp='1303617513' post='2698211'] Most MKers don't care enough to even read something this long, do you think any of us would actually care to take the time to write it? [/quote] I think that applies to most of everyone really, but it only takes one person with a lot of crazy awesome in them to do it. We should set up a multi-alliance task force to find whoever wrote this or something. Edited April 24, 2011 by Letum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardus Posted April 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 [quote name='Letum' timestamp='1303617928' post='2698214'] I think that applies to most of everyone really, but it only takes one person with a lot of crazy awesome in them to do it. We should set up a multi-alliance task force to find whoever wrote this or something. [/quote] I'd hoped that posting this would shake out witnesses or information as to who wrote it, but alas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 [quote name='Azaghul' timestamp='1303617513' post='2698211'] Most MKers don't care enough to even read something this long, do you think any of us would actually care to take the time to write it? [/quote] Why do you think I suggested a third grader then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardus Posted April 24, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 (edited) [quote name='SoADarthCyfe6' timestamp='1303619631' post='2698236'] Why do you think I suggested a third grader then? [/quote] You're trying too hard. Kind of like whomever wrote this. Maybe [i]you[/i] wrote it. Edited April 24, 2011 by Ardus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sippyjuice Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 I can't decide if this "author" deserves an ego reduction for thinking that we would love to read all those obviously important words, or if he needs to be imprisoned, as the level of illogic in this monstrosity must be a crime against nature.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoADarthCyfe6 Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 [quote name='Ardus' timestamp='1303619743' post='2698239'] You're trying too hard. Kind of like whomever wrote this. Maybe [i]you[/i] wrote it. [/quote] Oh noes! You caught me red handed Actually I wasn't trying at all, it was 'sarcasm.' (Like I did above ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorn Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 Someday I am going to form an alliance and the Anonymous Author is just my kind of recruit. If anyone finds out who wrote this, please let me know so my potential future micro can get in a war for poaching this amazing author. Thank you Ardus for sharing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bakamitai Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 [quote name='Letum' timestamp='1303537082' post='2697521'] You think our IO's have the attention span to read something that long? [/quote] I will verify that I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mirreille Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 [quote name='Ardus' timestamp='1303532081' post='2697395'] The sheer length of it is impressive enough. I mean, you have to stop and ask yourself how much time goes into writing something like this. I'd pin a medal on them just for the entertainment value. [/quote] Seconded! I don't know why people are complaining it is too long, it is just chock full of comedy gold: [quote] While we would be ignorant to claim that we haven't taken great damage, we have doled out tenfold what we have withstood. I think Schattenmann wants to destroy GOONs, VE, and rule Planet Bob, in that order, and he's going to use us to do it. While I have no disagreement on the first two, his role is not to be king of the world, and Pacifica does not need to share power with someone who tried and nearly succeeded in destroying her. Umbrella has taken major damage as well, VE, however, wouldn't have the support of the rest of PB, as the majority of those alliances don't like Xiph and GOD. If we can find a way to do that while we keep our victorious defense against DH and FAN going, It will not be easy, but if anything I have full faith that our Diplomatic Corps are the best in the entire world and our military strategy is far superior to anything the other side can muster. People want to back a winner for their own satisfaction and their own safety, and once we show that we are what we thought they were, they will come and throw themselves at our feet. And one last, last note, we should reach out to the neutrals and let them know that we will be taking no action against them. I'm sure they still harbor resentment against us for the Woodstock Massacre and will be wary of a rising Pacifica. We need to assure them that our resuming control of the world will not hinder their existence in any way. Besides, while we've all been fighting and rebuilding, GPA and the like have been able to grow without restrictions. [b]We're not going to be able to do anything about them until we've vanquished everyone else.[/b][/quote] I can't see this as being written by a Pacifican; it's got a jab at virtually everyone mentioned, including the neutrals tacked onto the end. I agree with whoever said the author tried way too hard. [quote name='King Baloneous' timestamp='1303541649' post='2697570'] this isn't at all the correct use of the word 'pedantic'. [/quote] The person who wrote this misspelled 'commode'. [quote name='Daeryon' timestamp='1303563140' post='2697682'] I'm just amazed that someone would spend all that time writing that only to get so many things wrong. But they got one thing right, TPF rocks. [/quote] Wait a minute. TPF is just about the only group that isn't denigrated or insulted in this entire piece. Also the author took the trouble to take a swipe at Peggy Sue...we might have a feathered fiend on our hands. [quote name='Letum' timestamp='1303580744' post='2697843'] I'm regretting just skimming through this on my first time through. Every time I look at it more carefully, I get more gems. Uh oh, looks like I'm in deep trouble [/quote] You missed this one: [quote]I want even mentioning the name FAN in private to be punishable.[/quote] THOUGHTCRIME!!! I'd pay the person who wrote this $3M and 50 tech if they write one for the other side, MK,VE,whoever. This was wonderful materiel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 The problem with reading it all the way through is the piece is just so hilariously naive. I kinda bust a gut on the whole Invicta-for-Red-Senate section and just couldn't motivate myself to go back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letum Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 [quote name='Mirreille' timestamp='1303623014' post='2698285'] You missed this one: [/quote] [quote] I want even mentioning the name FAN in private to be punishable. [/quote] Welp, better pack my bags. Guess I'll be expelled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 [quote][color=#1C2837]DOOMHOUSE (MUSHROOM KINGDOM, UMBRELLA, GOONs) They are the lead terrorists who attacked Pacifica. [/quote][/color] [color=#1C2837] [/color] [color=#1C2837] [/color] [color=#1C2837]To be fair, the Doomhouse [i]was[/i] built on an ancient terrorist burial camp. It only makes sense that they'd be terrorists. [/color] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grabem Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 [quote name='Mirreille' timestamp='1303623014' post='2698285'] Wait a minute. TPF is just about the only group that isn't denigrated or insulted in this entire piece. Also the author took the trouble to take a swipe at Peggy Sue...we might have a feathered fiend on our hands. [/quote] Oh no, we've been found out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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