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[/center][center][b][size="6"]Treaty of Strength and Honor[/size][/b][/center][center][b][size="6"][img]http://www.stevedemasco.com/images/strength___honor_logo_cropped_re8r.jpg[/img]
[/b][/size][/center][/left][center][b][center][size="4"]Article one: Your Emperor asks for your loyalty...[/size][/center][center][size="2"][i]He enters Rome like a conquering hero. But what has he conquered?[/i][/size][/center][center][size="2"]Sovereignty. Sparta is Sparta and Fark is Fark. We're not going to be murdering fathers and dissolving senates to advance our political careers against each other. That is wrong, and the people will hate you for it.

[/size][/center][center][size="4"]Article two: Have the senators followed[/size][/center][center][size="2"][i]I have been told of a certain sea snake which has a very unusual method of attracting its prey. It will lie at the bottom of the ocean as if wounded. Then its enemies will approach, and yet it will lie quite still. And then its enemies will take little bites of it, and yet it remains still.[/i][/size][/center][center][size="2"]Informants, payoffs, loyalties, intelligence: information is floating around everywhere. If either alliance gets some juicy details about the other's new mistress, they'll pass it along.

[/size][/center][center][size="4"]Article three: 5,000 for an old friend[/size][/center][center][size="2"][i]Those giraffes you sold me, they won't mate. They just walk around, eating, and not mating. You sold me... queer giraffes. I want my money back.[/i][/size][/center][center][size="2"]Aid. Want some tech, I'll sell you some extra. Some noob went off and got drunken raged against another noob and you want some reps. We've got you covered 150%.

[/size][/center][center][size="4"]Article four: Your emperor is pleased to give you the barbarian horde![/size][/center][center][size="2"][i]Whatever comes out of these gates, we've got a better chance of survival if we work together. Do you understand? If we stay together we survive.[/i][/size][/center][center][size="2"]Mutual Defense, Optional Aggression. In the arena of Planet Bob there are going to be times when you need to stick together. There are other times where you've got to go it alone. For the times that we need to stick together, Fark and Sparta have each others back.[/size][/center][center][size="4"]
Article five: I have felt alone all my life, except with you. I must go.[/size][/center][center][size="2"][i]And now we are Free. I will see you again... but not yet... Not yet![/i][/size][/center][center][size="2"]So, everything didn't work out. We don't wish hell to rain upon the other, but it's no longer the others problem. Given 172,800 seconds notice, either alliance may no longer be bound to the terms of this treaty.[/size][/center][center][size="2"][u]

[size="4"]Signed for Sparta[/size]

[/u][/size][/center][center][size="2"][i]King of Sparta[/i] - Lukapaka (Jap's Boss)[/size][/center][center][size="2"][i]King of Sparta[/i] - Tulak Hord[/size][/center][center][size="2"][i]Ephor of Philoxenia [/i]- King Louis the II[/size][/center][center][size="2"][i]Elder of Philoxenia [/i]-[/size][/center][center][size="2"][i]Elder of Philoxenia [/i]- Jap468 (Boss)[/size][/center][center][size="2"][i]Ephor of Lykoi [/i]- Yerushalayim[/size][/center][center][size="2"][i]Ephor of Mesoa [/i]- PatBrown1413

[/size][/center][center][size="2"][u][size="4"]Signed for Fark[/size]

[/u][/size][/center][center][size="2"]905 - [i]Submitter[/i][/size][/center][center][size="2"]Randomly Jim - [i]Squirrel[/i][/size][/center][center][size="2"]Quadriplegic -[i] Speaker of the TotalFark Council[/i][/size][/center][center][size="2"][center]Kahiel - [i]Totalfark Council[/i][/center][center]Fireguy15207 -[i] Totalfark Council[/i][/center][center]Tumultuous_Papaya[i] - Totalfark Council[/i][/center][/size][/center][/b][/center]

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Maybe this means Sparta won't need to continue being a meat shield for CnG, Doomhouse and Pandora's Box, although I doubt it.

o/ Another treaty interlocking alliances already allied to the Super Friends/Doomhouse/Pandora's Box/CnG Cluster

When/if you guys stop being meat shields for everybody else, maybe we'll see something interesting come out of this relationship. Although until then, all I see is another pointless treaty.

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