Ernesto Che Guevara Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 (edited) [center][img]http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh39/Space_cuba/EuroPack-1.png[/img] [size="3"]War. Huh. Yeah. What is it good for? Us. For several months, many of you, be it our allies or our enemies, have discussed and argued over our neutrality. We offered excuses like candy from a pedophile's van, but you just wouldn't shut your damned mouth and get in. Well, that's no issue anymore. You have forced our hands, for which we are extremely sorry. Wolfpack, the old grouchy man of BFF, has seen her share of ups and downs. Her biggest down, of course, was the Great Wolfpack Slaughter. That is in the past. However, something was lost that day. Was it pride? No, they've got too much of that. Power? Activity? A childlike sense of adventure? No, those all remain in place today. Well, not activity. Anyway,what I'm trying to say is this: During that war, Wolfpack lost track of her initial goal; conquest of the Pink sphere. And while many say the days of single-group sphere control are long-passed, we disagree. When the police are cutting back on crime, do they spend a month going after every drug dealer in the city? No, they go for the biggest first. That is our goal today. We will behead the opposition. We are issuing 48 hours notice for all non-Wolfpack nations to clear off the pink sphere. In addition to this, the combined forces of FEAR, Wolfpack, and Euromygodwe'reawful hereby declare a state of war with The People's Community. You may have peace when you vacate our new conquest. Good day to you. [/size][/center][center][size="3"]o/ The Night !@#$%*es [/size] Oh, right, [b]April fools[/b]. We couldn't help it. It is, after all, Friday, Friday, and we've gotta get down, etc. Enjoy the rest of your day,happy April. Love you, TPC. [img]http://forums.cybernations.net/public/style_emoticons/default/wub.gif[/img][/center] Edited April 1, 2011 by Ernesto Che Guevara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believland Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 MARRY ME, CHAX. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Power Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 This would be better if it were actually a DoW. Also, I thought you'd mention LSF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gopherbashi Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 In defense of the Pink sphere, I hereby declare war on your coalition for reckless aggression and unearthing a song that the internet agreed to slaughter two weeks ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schattenmann Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 . . . the point of a prank is that you don't immediately announce that it's a prank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Black Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 (edited) [center][IMG]http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Muddog89/Flag1-1.jpg[/IMG][/center] [center]Declaration of Support[/center] In most cases I disagree with controlling a color, however because my horoscope said I needed to be more spontaneousness Organization XIII issues its declaration of support. No joke, hands off FEARoPack mmmkay. Edited April 1, 2011 by Muddog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 All hail the pink overlords! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedon125 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 [img]http://www.husbandhood.net/wp-content/dots1.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 [quote name='Schattenmann' timestamp='1301685122' post='2682360'] . . . the point of a prank is that you don't immediately announce that it's a prank. [/quote] Some of our members are a wee bit dense. We didn't want any mistakes to be made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacapo Saladin Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Hilarious. Truly mindblowing ingenuity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 [quote name='Jacapo Saladin' timestamp='1301686162' post='2682373'] Hilarious. Truly mindblowing ingenuity. [/quote] We had to. Literally nobody has ever done this before. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Projek Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 (edited) [quote name='Muddog' timestamp='1301685147' post='2682361'] [center][IMG]http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Muddog89/Flag1-1.jpg[/IMG][/center] [center]Declaration of Support[/center] In most cases I disagree with controlling a color, however because my horoscope said I needed to be more spontaneousness Organization XIII issues its declaration of support. No joke, hands off FEARoPack mmmkay. [/quote] Balls flag.... EDIT: I had a good laugh from this guys! Edited April 1, 2011 by Projek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleRena Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 [quote name='Ernesto Che Guevara' timestamp='1301685517' post='2682367'] Some of our members are a wee bit dense. We didn't want any mistakes to be made. [/quote] That's not a nice thing to say about Deebo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canik Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Sounds like it would be fun. I am disappointed this is not happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kongo Jack IV Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 [quote name='LittleRena' timestamp='1301686342' post='2682378'] That's not a nice thing to say about Deebo [/quote] I am pretty dense sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Trail Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 nobody saw this coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
memoryproblems Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Seriously, poorly thought out joke is not even funny I'm going back in my cave, call me when its April 2nd. Besides, didn't TPC leave the pink team months ago? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 [quote name='memoryproblems' timestamp='1301689863' post='2682407'] Besides, didn't TPC leave the pink team months ago? [/quote] Yes. I tried to make that part of the joke evident, but you're the first person to even notice it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keve69 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 [quote name='Muddog' timestamp='1301685147' post='2682361'] [center][IMG]http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/Muddog89/Flag1-1.jpg[/IMG][/center] [center]Declaration of Support[/center] In most cases I disagree with controlling a color, however because my horoscope said I needed to be more spontaneousness Organization XIII issues its declaration of support. No joke, hands off FEARoPack mmmkay. [/quote] LOL your flag has a set of balls XD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmutte693 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 BRB, declaring war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GulagArchipelago Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 This announcement is awful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jaym Il Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 I came to comment on the well hung looking flag but have been beaten to it. Oh well enjoy your April fools topic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gimlimonkey Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 Thank goodness I was too busy yesterday to have anything to do with this awful announcement. I could have come up with a much more believable, or at least semi-entertaining, story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ernesto Che Guevara Posted April 2, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 [quote name='Gimlimonkey' timestamp='1301735408' post='2682804'] Man, I'm legitimately upset that I wasn't given ample time to add my genius to this amazingly brilliant idea. Someday I'll be as cool as Che and TheDon. [/quote] Well said, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
o-dog Posted April 2, 2011 Report Share Posted April 2, 2011 I haven't seen any target lists, so I don't know what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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