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Well, it was only a matter of time. Once again, a change of government leadership and some changes within the government staff. Today I bring you another delayed Tetris Announcement. Please, do enjoy this little cartoon we put together.

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On March 25th 2011, After years of violence, the Tetris Alliance passed resolution 1973, which gave Tetris forces a mandate to aid rebels in their war against oppressive leader, Logan, of the Nation Jews Live Here.
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The nations of Republic of Granat and Republic of Lebanon were the first to commit their air forces to help impose a no-fly zone over the evil dictatorship. Soon after, the rebels formed a council of members of the Tetris League in order to help preside over matters relating to the country of Jews Live Here.
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It soon became apparent that Logan would not give up without a fight. Kean offered to lend some forces to the rebels to help fight. This was met with the appropriate response.
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The rebels promptly began losing ground. They lost a couple of key points and the rebels were desperate for someone to blame.
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After a long period of fighting, and after the rebels had been armed with weapons provided by The Holy Rice Land, Austrynon and Senatus Populusque, the rebels eventually won the war. Logan was defeated and the nation of Jews Live Here has since ceased to exist. The people needed a new leader that they could turn to. This person was eventually decided and the new country of Tetris held it's first ever free elections. I come before you today to give you the results of these elections, and the following is Tetris' government lineup for the next 3 months.

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Game Developer: Pollard

Programmer of Internal Affairs: Ali5541

Programmer of Foreign Affairs: Hereno

Programmer of Game Patent: USMC123

Programmer of Line Completion: BokuwaSam

Game Councilors:
Granat
Rhaemyr
AnecdotalRabbit
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We would like to personally thank Logan for leading the alliance so well for the past few months and we would not be where we are today without him. The work Logan has put into the alliance from day one will never be forgotten and the friendships made between himself and members of Tetris, as well as with all the corners of CN, will last forever. Tetris mourns the loss of a fantastic member, but he will still frequent irc and can be found in #tetris, where we are also currently celebrating our successful elections.[/quote]

BUT WAIT....THERE'S MORE!!!! We would like to personally thank SLCB for being such magnificent allies and we would like to finish off this announcement by dropping this in!

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[u]Preamble[/u]
Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes (Referred to as SLCB) and Tetris agreed that their love was mutual, and so decided to sign this mutual treaty with each other. Mutually.

[u]Article 1 – Non Aggression[/u]
SLCB and Tetris agree not to attack each other because that would just be silly.

[u]Article 2 - Sharing is Caring[/u]
SLCB and Tetris agree to share information that may be relevant in any way to the other alliance, as soon as is physically possible, allowing for the prevailing wind and piracy off the coast of Liberia. Also, should either signatory require financial assistance, they may request the other signatory for such aid, and it is recommended that this be provided.

[u]Article 3 - Mutual Defense[/u]
If Tetris should find itself to be under attack, SLCB is obligated to act as a fortess to repel the attackers, as seen in figure a. Likewise, should SLCB find themselves under attack, Tetris is obligated to drop onto the attacking party, thus squishing them into a delicious fruit based drink seen in figure b.

[u]Article 4 - Optional Aggression[/u]
If SLCB or Tetris find that they need to attack another alliance, they can ask the other signatory for assistance. This assistance is recommended to be provided, but is not obligatory.

[u]Article 5 - Cancellation[/u]
If either signatory finds that the relationship is just not what the other is looking for, if they are afraid of commitment or just aren't ready to settle down, they must inform the other signatory 72 hours prior to cancellation of this treaty. During this time, all articles of this treaty are still active.

Signed

Pollard - Game Developer
Ali5541 - Programmer of Internal Affairs
Hereno - Programmer of Foreign Affairs
USMC123 - Programmer of Game Patent
BokuwaSam - Programmer of Line Completion

SLCB Generals

Faust
Erwin Schrodinger
Comrade Goby



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Thank You for lending us your ears, you may have them back now. :)

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[quote name='ali5541' timestamp='1301613186' post='2681691']
Empty words from...who are you again?
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What difference would that make? I'm the leader of an alliance that has no interest in being a satellite of the 5 or so power clusters out there.

You're both pretty clearly vassal states of PB, so what does this treaty accomplish? It'd be like a treaty between members of Ragnablok.

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[quote name='Prodigal Moon' timestamp='1301619361' post='2681759']
What difference would that make? I'm the leader of an alliance that has no interest in being a satellite of the 5 or so power clusters out there.

You're both pretty clearly vassal states of PB, so what does this treaty accomplish? It'd be like a treaty between members of Ragnablok.
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Oh, how cute... Who are you again?

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[quote name='Duncan King' timestamp='1301624582' post='2681845']
Tetris needs to send a convoy to Logan's compound and force him to rejoin this world.
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My thoughts exactly! By hey, who listens to little old me. <_<

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[quote name='Prodigal Moon' timestamp='1301619361' post='2681759']
What difference would that make? I'm the leader of an alliance that has no interest in being a satellite of the 5 or so power clusters out there. [/quote]

I was wondering why I've never heard of your alliance before.

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You're both pretty clearly vassal states of PB, so what does this treaty accomplish? It'd be like a treaty between members of Ragnablok.
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Tetris are willing puppets of PB! You heard it here first!

Speaking of Ragnablok, you do know Ragnablok is the bloc Ragnarok throws its protectorates under right?

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