ali5541 Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 [center] [img]http://i.imgur.com/zh5UL.png[/img] [/center] Well, it was only a matter of time. Once again, a change of government leadership and some changes within the government staff. Today I bring you another delayed Tetris Announcement. Please, do enjoy this little cartoon we put together. [Quote] On March 25th 2011, After years of violence, the Tetris Alliance passed resolution 1973, which gave Tetris forces a mandate to aid rebels in their war against oppressive leader, Logan, of the Nation Jews Live Here. [img]http://i.imgur.com/JsNIC.png[/img] The nations of Republic of Granat and Republic of Lebanon were the first to commit their air forces to help impose a no-fly zone over the evil dictatorship. Soon after, the rebels formed a council of members of the Tetris League in order to help preside over matters relating to the country of Jews Live Here. [img]http://i.imgur.com/4A7jc.png[/img] It soon became apparent that Logan would not give up without a fight. Kean offered to lend some forces to the rebels to help fight. This was met with the appropriate response. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/cFK5D.png[/img] The rebels promptly began losing ground. They lost a couple of key points and the rebels were desperate for someone to blame. [img]http://i.imgur.com/nLlQV.png[/img] After a long period of fighting, and after the rebels had been armed with weapons provided by The Holy Rice Land, Austrynon and Senatus Populusque, the rebels eventually won the war. Logan was defeated and the nation of Jews Live Here has since ceased to exist. The people needed a new leader that they could turn to. This person was eventually decided and the new country of Tetris held it's first ever free elections. I come before you today to give you the results of these elections, and the following is Tetris' government lineup for the next 3 months. [Center] Game Developer: Pollard Programmer of Internal Affairs: Ali5541 Programmer of Foreign Affairs: Hereno Programmer of Game Patent: USMC123 Programmer of Line Completion: BokuwaSam Game Councilors: Granat Rhaemyr AnecdotalRabbit [/center] We would like to personally thank Logan for leading the alliance so well for the past few months and we would not be where we are today without him. The work Logan has put into the alliance from day one will never be forgotten and the friendships made between himself and members of Tetris, as well as with all the corners of CN, will last forever. Tetris mourns the loss of a fantastic member, but he will still frequent irc and can be found in #tetris, where we are also currently celebrating our successful elections.[/quote] BUT WAIT....THERE'S MORE!!!! We would like to personally thank SLCB for being such magnificent allies and we would like to finish off this announcement by dropping this in! [quote] [center][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/T4L6W.png[/img][/center] [u]Preamble[/u] Seaworthy Liberian Cardboard Boxes (Referred to as SLCB) and Tetris agreed that their love was mutual, and so decided to sign this mutual treaty with each other. Mutually. [u]Article 1 – Non Aggression[/u] SLCB and Tetris agree not to attack each other because that would just be silly. [u]Article 2 - Sharing is Caring[/u] SLCB and Tetris agree to share information that may be relevant in any way to the other alliance, as soon as is physically possible, allowing for the prevailing wind and piracy off the coast of Liberia. Also, should either signatory require financial assistance, they may request the other signatory for such aid, and it is recommended that this be provided. [u]Article 3 - Mutual Defense[/u] If Tetris should find itself to be under attack, SLCB is obligated to act as a fortess to repel the attackers, as seen in figure a. Likewise, should SLCB find themselves under attack, Tetris is obligated to drop onto the attacking party, thus squishing them into a delicious fruit based drink seen in figure b. [u]Article 4 - Optional Aggression[/u] If SLCB or Tetris find that they need to attack another alliance, they can ask the other signatory for assistance. This assistance is recommended to be provided, but is not obligatory. [u]Article 5 - Cancellation[/u] If either signatory finds that the relationship is just not what the other is looking for, if they are afraid of commitment or just aren't ready to settle down, they must inform the other signatory 72 hours prior to cancellation of this treaty. During this time, all articles of this treaty are still active. Signed Pollard - Game Developer Ali5541 - Programmer of Internal Affairs Hereno - Programmer of Foreign Affairs USMC123 - Programmer of Game Patent BokuwaSam - Programmer of Line Completion SLCB Generals Faust Erwin Schrodinger Comrade Goby [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/76Rku.jpg[/img] [i]Figure A[/i] [img]http://www.healthnewswebsite.com/img/orange_juice.jpg[/img] [i]Figure B[/i] [/quote] Thank You for lending us your ears, you may have them back now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porksaber Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 This is amazing stuff from SOUP to NUTS. o/ TETRIS You guys are the greatest. All the best to Logan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faust Betreur Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Treaties aren't as fun when they aren't secret, ah well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I miss Logan. I am glad our treaty with SLCB is finally announced though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pollard Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 o/ Tetris o/ SLCB Here's hoping that that Pollard fellow won't destroy us. Oh wai... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleRena Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Congrats on your treaty and to everyone who is now in gov. Hope it all works out for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali5541 Posted March 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 o/ SLCB o/ Tetris Still never got my hails in despite being the one making the announcement! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coldielox Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 (edited) tetris pollard bunny!! and of course, congrats an all that stuff Edited March 31, 2011 by coldielox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hereno Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Terrible government, terrible treaty, terrible alliance. You all sicken me. ...except that Hereno guy. I hear he's pretty swell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oddjob Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 o/ Tetris. Except for Hereno because he sucks at war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Callebaut Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Oh hi Tetris. Congrats on the new gov and finally getting rid of that insufferable Logan fellow. Under the leadership of Pollard, who knows what may happen. Let there be shens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keenu Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 WHY WAS KEAN TOLD TO GET OUT?! - Why is Logan not a game councilor? - Why am I drooling? Also congrats on your treatyz and stuffz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beefspari Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I kind of like both of these alliances. [img]http://meru.xfury.net/images/aeris/aeriswutL1.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ty345 Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I am the man who arranges the blocks... Sorry, can't help myself. o/ Tetris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prodigal Moon Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Treaties like these are pretty pointless. We know you two serve the same masters already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali5541 Posted March 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 [quote name='Prodigal Moon' timestamp='1301612871' post='2681689'] Treaties like these are pretty pointless. We know you two serve the same masters already. [/quote] Empty words from...who are you again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pollard Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Tetris does not, and will never serve a "master". We are our own sovereign alliance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 [quote name='Prodigal Moon' timestamp='1301612871' post='2681689'] Treaties like these are pretty pointless. We know you two serve the same masters already. [/quote] Hahaha. You kids and your silly jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonathan Archer Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Well, there's a good looking announcement. 'Grats guys. Also, I'm always glad to accept the blame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prodigal Moon Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 [quote name='ali5541' timestamp='1301613186' post='2681691'] Empty words from...who are you again? [/quote] What difference would that make? I'm the leader of an alliance that has no interest in being a satellite of the 5 or so power clusters out there. You're both pretty clearly vassal states of PB, so what does this treaty accomplish? It'd be like a treaty between members of Ragnablok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
band20 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 My congratulations to both groups, especially Tetris. I'm glad to see things going well over there, congrats to all the newly elected Tetris officials. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choson Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 [quote name='Prodigal Moon' timestamp='1301619361' post='2681759'] What difference would that make? I'm the leader of an alliance that has no interest in being a satellite of the 5 or so power clusters out there. You're both pretty clearly vassal states of PB, so what does this treaty accomplish? It'd be like a treaty between members of Ragnablok. [/quote] Oh, how cute... Who are you again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duncan King Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 Tetris needs to send a convoy to Logan's compound and force him to rejoin this world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ali5541 Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 [quote name='Duncan King' timestamp='1301624582' post='2681845'] Tetris needs to send a convoy to Logan's compound and force him to rejoin this world. [/quote] My thoughts exactly! By hey, who listens to little old me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC123 Posted April 1, 2011 Report Share Posted April 1, 2011 [quote name='Prodigal Moon' timestamp='1301619361' post='2681759'] What difference would that make? I'm the leader of an alliance that has no interest in being a satellite of the 5 or so power clusters out there. [/quote] I was wondering why I've never heard of your alliance before. [quote] You're both pretty clearly vassal states of PB, so what does this treaty accomplish? It'd be like a treaty between members of Ragnablok. [/quote] Tetris are willing puppets of PB! You heard it here first! Speaking of Ragnablok, you do know Ragnablok is the bloc Ragnarok throws its protectorates under right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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