Krunk the Great Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 [i]Clothed in the national military uniform, Emperor Krunk "the Great" Isbaddyn [/i][i]steps up to the podum[/i]. [i]A projector displays images behind him onto an expensive bedsheet taped to an aluminum frame as he speaks.[/i] [img]http://www.mltcreative.com/Portals/55581/images/teddy_roosevelt.jpg[/img] Distinguished Emperor Heft, Lords of the New Sith Order, Masters of the Sith Councils, Citizens of Morgoth and Distinguished viewers at home and abroad: It is with great pride that I stand today at the height of Sith Glory. Several years ago, a select few great nations banded together to form the greatest political alliance known to the history of our great people. We have been through many trials and ordeals, some against a foe that would see our pact dissolved. As the great Garland would say, "I will knock you all down!" but they failed, and the Four Warriors of Light, Viktor, Corinan, Doppelganger, and Moldavi, prevailed and today stand as the cornerstone four white-mage party that we all know and love. People said our four white-mage party was impossible, that our dps would never allow us to achieve victory. As you can plainly see, they were wrong. [img]http://www.pulpexplosion.com/games/fflogic/ff1-garland.gif[/img] Although we may have been called spoony and our lineage called into question and said to be certain nautical ships, we perservered! [img]http://www.pulpexplosion.com/games/fflogic/ff6-submariner.gif[/img] [img]http://www.pulpexplosion.com/games/fflogic/ff4-spoony.gif[/img] And the battle cry of our foes? [img]http://www.pulpexplosion.com/games/fflogic/ff4-achoo.gif[/img] At times we have been misunderstood gravely [img]http://www.pulpexplosion.com/games/fflogic/ff7-flowchart.gif[/img] And at times we have had REALLY dense allies [img]http://www.pulpexplosion.com/games/fflogic/ff7-tifadense.jpg[/img] We've even helped to save the world from crazy men [img]http://thegamefanatics.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/kefkaff6.png[/img] Men who were the craziest of all time [img]http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk203/blackrose756/Final%20Fantasy/kanye-kefka.jpg[/img] And even help our allies who was sick [img]http://nynevoltgames.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/this-guy-are-sick2.jpg[/img] All in all it has been a great run and the nation of Morgoth looks forward to 1,000 more periods of time that some scientists have called days in our existance, even through the nation name switch-over of a few christmases ago. I would like to dedicate this to Morgoth's first octo-mom in our history [img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1I7KiCuAU4k/SeTew-jh1OI/AAAAAAAAEu4/US3nlZmBMW4/s400/final_fantasy_octomamm.jpg[/img] I would also like to thank our nations artists for painting the pictures you have seen behind me detailing our great pact's history. Thank you and God Bless you All, God Bless Morgoth. [i]Raucous applause, Exit Heft, the Sith Lords, and the Sith Masters as Krunk sees them each off with a handshake and ceremonial bow. Then exit Krunk.[/i] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varianz Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 I feel like this has something to do with that strange and $%&@ed up thread on our boards, but I don't really understand what Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krunk the Great Posted March 30, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 [quote name='Varianz' timestamp='1301514583' post='2680822'] I feel like this has something to do with that strange and $%&@ed up thread on our boards, but I don't really understand what [/quote] Eww I shook your hand! Get it off get it off! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jens of the desert Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 It's a load of print screens from a well known something or other. What is the point of this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NationRuler Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 I am not understand man stands on podium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibbun Posted March 30, 2011 Report Share Posted March 30, 2011 [quote name='Krunk the Great' timestamp='1301514387' post='2680820'] and the Four Warriors of Light, [b]Viktor, Corinan, Doppelganger[/b], and Moldavi [/quote] In [b]bold[/b] = all the same person. So the two Warriors of Light? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacingOutMan Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Mmmm, I really am dense it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin32891 Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 [quote name='Dibbun' timestamp='1301527696' post='2680949'] In [b]bold[/b] = all the same person. So the two Warriors of Light? [/quote] No those are 3 different personalities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
youwish959 Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 What the hell is this !@#$? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heyman Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Next war, we'll just throw Krunk at our opponents and he'll filibuster them into surrender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krunk the Great Posted March 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 [quote name='Dibbun' timestamp='1301527696' post='2680949'] In [b]bold[/b] = all the same person. So the two Warriors of Light? [/quote] In bold = the Triune Sith. So the four Warriors of Light. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corinan Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Every time you create a topic I consider throwing my computer out the window. I didn't authorize you to use my name in this crap, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wu Tang Clan Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Best thread ever. o/ Krunk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krunk the Great Posted March 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 [quote name='Corinan' timestamp='1301541630' post='2681137'] Every time you create a topic I consider throwing my computer out the window. I didn't authorize you to use my name in this crap, either. [/quote] [img]http://rlv.zcache.com/pull_up_your_big_girl_panties_and_deal_with_it_mug-p1688289453743586442opcc_400.jpg[/img] When will you understand Im just not in to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KainIIIC Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 [img]http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/1/14788-93455-KefkaWait001jpg-468x.jpg[/img] This is an awesome thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdur Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Welcome back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrenster Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Why do you guys let Krunk post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krunk the Great Posted March 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 [quote name='Jrenster' timestamp='1301543700' post='2681167'] Why do you guys let Krunk post? [/quote] Someone has copious amounts of butthurt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haflinger Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 [quote name='Heyman' timestamp='1301538771' post='2681097'] Next war, we'll just throw Krunk at our opponents and he'll filibuster them into surrender. [/quote] This is a good plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heft Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I groaned before I even opened the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krunk the Great Posted March 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 [quote name='Heft' timestamp='1301576114' post='2681376'] I groaned before I even opened the thread. [/quote] It was just that good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian LaCroix Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 I'm 12 and what is this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jammar Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Krunk, when do you plan to coup NSO? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Williambonney Posted March 31, 2011 Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 Can I have my 2 minutes back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krunk the Great Posted March 31, 2011 Author Report Share Posted March 31, 2011 [quote name='Adrian LaCroix' timestamp='1301587921' post='2681448'] I'm 12 and what is this? [/quote] A thread [quote name='jammar' timestamp='1301588202' post='2681450'] Krunk, when do you plan to coup NSO? [/quote] [quote name='William Bonney' timestamp='1301588534' post='2681453'] Can I have my 2 minutes back? [/quote] NO MINUTE FOR YOU! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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