Triyun Posted March 23, 2011 Report Posted March 23, 2011 Does your nation's navy look like this? [img]http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/161892055_c351f7e2cd.jpg[/img] Do your world leaders salute this flag? [img]http://www.guitarstringdepot.com/my_files/images/French_flag.jpg[/img] Then you are in luck! China's most popular new reality TV show, "Pimp My Military" can be coming to a country near you. Under international sanctions? No problem, sell us your mineral rights and we'll say $%&@ 'em. Human rights violations? Tell your people to stop being such !@#$%*^. SIGN UP TO APPLY FOR THE SHOW TODAY! Quote
Justinian the Mighty Posted March 23, 2011 Report Posted March 23, 2011 (edited) YO CCTV SUP DAWG! SLAVORUSSIA IS IN THE HEEZY, REPRESENTIN EASTERN EUROPE! WHERE MY !@#$%*ES AT HOMIE? ANYWAY OUR MILITARY IS ALL JACKED UP UKNOWHATIMSAYIN? PIMP MY MILITARY CCTV! Edited March 23, 2011 by Justinian the Mighty Quote
Zoot Zoot Posted March 23, 2011 Report Posted March 23, 2011 OOC That's one piece of crap boat... Damn it's a mess. IC England would wait until after Slavorussia had been 'pimped' before commiting. Quote
Generalissimo Posted March 23, 2011 Report Posted March 23, 2011 (edited) Most of Procinctia current weapons [b]technology[/b] is based on systems obsolete before the end of the sixties. Currently revolving rifles, rocket revolvers, flintlocks pistols, and M1 semi-automatic carbines dominate Procinctias domestic defense. Procinctia Armaments most successful export is a the Procinctia Sedan Combat Technical, an old Bering Wars era 50-mm anti-tank gun mounted recycled onto a sedan chassis, sold in mass quantities to Sri-Lanka as a cheap mobile gunnery target. This technological deficit is compounded by a complete demilitarization that has left the entire country relatively defenseless; some suggest that a modern organized military force (http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=98413) could easily sweep through these islands. [center][img]http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x251/CyberNationsStuff/postapoccar.jpg[/img] Procinctia Sedan Combat Technical, a fine example of typical Procinctian Schizo Tech[/center] Edited March 23, 2011 by Generalissimo Quote
HHAYD Posted March 23, 2011 Report Posted March 23, 2011 "I wish to know the value of the ship, yes, the one that is covered with rust." -President Natas Quote
Triyun Posted March 23, 2011 Author Report Posted March 23, 2011 [img]http://img863.imageshack.us/img863/8716/281x211.jpg[/img] YO HOMEYZ WE'RE HEADING OFF TO RUSSIA DAWGS! THE LAND OF BREAD, VODKA, VODKA SOAKED BREAD! WE GOIN TO PIMPZ THEM UP! Quote
Axolotlia Posted March 23, 2011 Report Posted March 23, 2011 OoC: Major win IC: A large amount of PRA citizens have requested the TV networks to broadcast this new and hip show. Quote
Sarah Tintagyl Posted March 23, 2011 Report Posted March 23, 2011 The newly expanding Austrian military would like to offer their auditions to the show. In addition, Her Grace Maria Magdalena, would like to personally see the program in production once it arrives in Austria. Quote
TheShammySocialist Posted March 23, 2011 Report Posted March 23, 2011 (edited) Central Asian Telecommunications would buying broadcasting rights for this show, and begin broadcasting it to the general public as soon as it could. OOC: Edited March 23, 2011 by TheShammySocialist Quote
Aggressivenutmeg Posted March 23, 2011 Report Posted March 23, 2011 The citizens of the AFS egerly await the production of this show, it is expected to overtake the current leader in ratings, Epic Meal Time. OoC: Quote
Triyun Posted April 1, 2011 Author Report Posted April 1, 2011 Yoz homeyz! Guess what, so the Ruskies went like totally whack and we were all like $%&@ dat !@#$! So wez goin to Austria! Quote
Justinian the Mighty Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 Hey yo that's messed up dawg, I see how you be treatin' a playa. Why you dissin, son? ooc: lolwut? Quote
KaiserMelech Mikhail Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 Yo yo yo CCTV, this is Bek Dov Harmar. I knowz that we ain't got street cred in dis part of the world, so we need to be seriously pimp'd up, youknowhati'msayin'? We gots our tanks here, and I want you to put some 22s on dem, them put some rims on the 22s, then we want you to top it off with some spinners. Also, see what you can do about adding some chrome to our boatz. Quote
Sargun II Posted April 1, 2011 Report Posted April 1, 2011 WHERE ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AT? [b]SCOTLAND, !@#$%*ES [/b]PIMP OUR !@#$ UP Quote
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