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Limitless Nexus & the Libertarian Party of Cybernations considers the war with the rogue GOONS a total victory, with them all gone from the AA among those who haven't deleted or faded into inactivity mode. We fought many months to grind down their warchests, but now not a single former rogue GOONS members resides on the AA & we have taken it over. On 10/7/2015, I declared on the rogue GOONS as soon as I got out of anarchy from a previous war, seeing as RUKUNU was already under attack. My last war with Bear Retrieval Unit, who had the biggest warchest among them, ended 2/8/2016 -
I'm pleased to announce COBRA has joined the Libertarian Party of Cybernations, making them the fourth alliance to gain full membership. We will be providing military assistance to them & others under attack from the rogue entity calling themselves GOONS. I can also announce the Libertarian Party has agreed on white peace with all the remaining alliances we fought in the Dre4m War, bringing that war to an official end. Manifesto of the Libertarian Party of Cybernations 1. What's the problem? The problem is that trade and aid sanctions are used as weapons, and used casually and dispr
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Official Announcement from GOONS For years the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence and Sadism has been providing entertainment to goons from Something Awful on Planet Bib. Today our long struggle begins a new chapter as the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence and Sadism will be ceasing operations due to winning the game entirely! GOONS will be operating under the protection of Umbrella until the migration of its players to their new homes is complete. We thank Umbrella and our allies over the years for their loyalty, the longevity of most of our bonds, and their immensely valuable su
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Official Announcement from the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence and Sadism Effectively as of this posting the GOONS government now consists of the following: Pilot: ComradeMilton Co-Pilot: Marx Secretariat: TBD -Senior Envoy: Valhalla --Adjudicators: Dr Beefstupid, mrwuss Strategos: Bear Retrieval Unit --Newbie Wranglers: Romeo Charlie, Valhalla Pecuniator: Destroyer Goon Council: Darksol, Sardonic, r00tn00b, dalstrs, NikolaP, Umar ibn Abd al-Aziz, KenMorningstar Sardonic's long reign of hilarious terror has ended and he has gone into retirement, serving on our council in
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We have been at war with Goons for three years. Think about that, three years. We aNiMaLz a alliance of 22 members have been fighting off and winning may I add against the Goons!! But anyway I am not here to talk trash I am here to praise our great warlord sir RUKUNU! Man that man is great! he single handedly held off multiple alliance and he is still here!! Anyway all you alliance who think you are strong all I have to say is come and get us! We are Destroying Goons and as well as this small almost unmentiable alliance Armpit Platoon, (But hey they are being funded by Umbrella and they even s
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I know a lot of peeps got butt hurt over my last post so I thought that maybe I should let you haters in on a little secret. Animalz isn’t going anywhere, we are here to stay and no one can stop us! I get tired of seeing loser alliances try to be us so I scouted out some targets for the picking after we finish of Armpit which should be fast since their “help” from Umbrella cant match our tech deals and skill. First off there is this stupid alliance who tries to play our game: http://www.cybernations.net/alliance_display.asp?ID=13361 They call themselves mercenaries but as soon as I rebuil
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Coup d'état Announcement: 'Coup Sardonic' jokes remain as unfunny as ever We're here to announce the semi-retirement of our Co-Pilot, KenMorningstar. Due to his otherworldly pursuits, he no longer feels that he can spend enough time on GOONS affairs and so he has retired as Co-Pilot, and joined the GOONS Council, where he can continue to aid and advise us on matters of importance at his leisure. We thank him for the time he has willingly wasted on CN to our benefit, and we wish him well in his endeavors. I had spent the last year in a blissful state of retirement after two years as Secretari
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First off, let's give credit where credit is due: Happy 8th anniversary of the Great Greenlight to Farkistan. On this day 8 years ago--a boring Wednesday--the Greenlight ushered in over 800 nations, Schloss Eggenberg was one of them. Ironically enough, I remained unaligned for 6 months, then joined GOONS just in time for ModGate, the Moldavi Rebellion/Affair, and the UnJust War. As an unaligned, I was completely ignorant of world events, ho ho. In November, the remaining gov, Sarafina and Alastor, told us to either really surrender and get on with our lives, or fake surrender and sign
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Protection Agreement between RDS and GOONS I. Sovereignty and Conduct A. GOONS will act as the protector of RDS should RDS find itself threatened militarily or politically. B. RDS agrees to conduct its foreign policy civilly and responsibly. II. Defense and Intelligence A. GOONS will provide financial and military assistance in event of another alliance attacks RDS. B. RDS will retain the option to join in the defense of GOONS during wartime, but is not obligated to do so. C. Both GOONS and RDS agree to share intelligence and gossip between themselves. III. Foreign Policy A. RDS agrees n
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Protection Agreement between Europa and GOONS I. Sovereignty and Conduct A. GOONS will act as the protector of Europa should Europa find itself threatened militarily or politically. B. Europa agrees to conduct its foreign policy civilly and responsibly. II. Defense and Intelligence A. GOONS will provide financial and military assistance in event of another alliance attack Europa. B. Europa will retain the option to join in the defense of GOONS during wartime, but is not obligated to do so. C. Both GOONS and Europa agree to share intelligence and gossip between themselves. III. Foreign Po
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IT'S A SECRET. Article 1: SWK256 Article 2: y0ytbbam Article 3: 8tMTbAJdgu9bNJnmlaIVU1DWpMMMCs0gfaStlTeC2sGjRX0OJHSgJcaZcejVxHsIYJiEQ3x+VdUK3EhaCCxeMTZRdk+LcrERBMmH6xzCyA16vlskdOrhnSwz6J/VQN6hrQ9ym6YGlNH3ZQI2uSEzJjzzvFatu1rV4OSgpEm9YGnraipGC3jZzxSo7Ae+VDCC5zl/JOeVfVan9LHY1Dl8f3dfG1QX2pnTg83Ye9ZLSbLBdukFby1Ihtzh2jfppFnl+xfbn77n0ygukquDz1zkSQi0iCKPNd010b27Vee4pF1c7WooigUhydVYDP3Fn1ffXOHnZ95Nk/ty+mofKdHtFEXDOmSxASWJzH4FfUzGCxxOmjWduX5MHcObgucmJyT1 Signatures: For GOONS Sardonic, Pilot KenMorningstar, Co-Pilot ComradeMilton, Secretariat Bear Retrieval Unit, Strategos Aesculus
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Non-Aggression Pact 1. GOONS agrees not to wage any offensive war against TIF. 2. TIF agrees to participate with at least two sellers in our Aid Slot Nationalization Program. 3. 72-hour prior notification necessary for cancellation. For The International Federation: President Ash -TIF President Goosinater -Vice President and FA minister Borpri -General Kasra -Promotions Minister For the Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence and Sadism: Sardonic, Pilot KenMorningstar, Co-Pilot ComradeMilton, Secretariat Bear Retrieval Unit, Strategos Aesculus, Pecuniator Darksol, Slide, r00tn00b, dalst
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Protection Agreement between The Holy Roman Empire and GOONS I. Sovereignty and Conduct A. GOONS will act as the protector of HRE should HRE find itself threatened militarily or politically. B. HRE agrees to conduct its foreign policy civilly and responsibly. II. Defense and Intelligence A. GOONS will provide financial and military assistance in event of another alliance attacks HRE. B. HRE will retain the option to join in the defense of GOONS during wartime, but is not obligated to do so. C. Both GOONS and HRE agree to share intelligence and gossip between themselves. III. Foreign P
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Our most recent year brought a few wars, some new allies, other allies moving onto new things, and a bevy of impressive results on our mercy boards. Marx, jerkdotwad, and DoNotFearJazz, our former Secretariat, Strategos, and member of the GOONS Council, respectively; into retirement in the case of Marx and jerk and into Umbrella in the case of DoNotFearJazz. Bear Retrieval Unit has been selected, and has already been serving, as our new Strategos. Aesculus has been appointed Pecuniator and has been producing impressive results with our Aid Slot Nationalization program. ComradeMilton was sele -
Imagine the absolute most horrifying, bizarre, terrible 2D treaty possible. Now imagine something twice as worse. That's half as bad as "The Dontrel Rising Pact, Version 2."
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Hands off my damn chicken Preamble: There's nothing GOONS likes more than some delicious chicken, slow cooked the old fashioned way. Except for maybe when you heat a donut in the microwave. Has anyone seen my diabetes meds? Article 1: Goons likes chicken, especially the chicken provided by Los Pollos Hermanos. Article 2: If anyone tries to take chicken from GOONS, or attack their favourite chicken restaurant, GOONS will respond with defensive force Article 3: GOONS has a doctors visit coming in 30 days, at which point they may be told if they eat any more chicken they'll need another tr
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Declaration of Existence, Disbandment, and Rebranding Many moons ago, the alliances of UCN, FEAR and Wolfpack came together to form an MDAP bloc, Blood for Friends. BFF continued through much difficulty, including the disturbing disbandment of UCN and reform into Europa. NEW was added to the bloc, and a while later, FEAR, Wolfpack and Europa merged into the new alliance of BFF. Unfortunately, some things aren't meant to be. BFF exploded rather dramatically, and while some stayed on to try to keep her alive, it simply was done. Today we declare our intent to rebrand Blood for Friends
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In AE’s DoE I confirmed their protection and stated we would not be making a separate announcement on the matter. We felt one was enough. I’d like to thank GOONS for showing me the error of my ways. The Phoenix Federation and the Alternian Empire entered into the "Down with the Clown Accords" on 8 April, 2013. Below is a full copy for you to skim briefly and comment extensively on. Signed for The Phoenix Federation: JudgeX – Evil Overlord Roadie – Evil Underlord Leeguy – Magistrate of War Signed on behalf of the Alternian Empire: RevolutionaryRebel - Empress / Agent of Diploman
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Official Fatherly Announcement From The Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence, and Sadism Sit down, sweetie, we have some bad news for you. You're not in trouble, it's just that this might be hard for us to say. There's no easy way to say this. It's... it's about Alpha Omega. Yes, honey, I know you love Alpha Omega, but our treaty with them isn't as young as it used to be, and it's been getting tired awful quick for a while now. So we thought it was best for everyone if our treaty with Alpha Omega went to live on a farm. A nice farm. Where it has other treaties to play with. Yes, it's -
While sewing up their wounds and re-attaching their severed limbs, we once again received the call to lace up our tattered combat boots, clean the blood off our bayonets, and answer yet another call to battle in this most crucial war against sovereignty. No mighty army or powerful ruler can stop an idea whose time has come, and the great Equilibrium exists solely to see this idea carried into fruition. On behalf of the Equilibrium Coalition. The Combined forces of DB4D, Sparta & others declare war on the Goons. Signed for DB4D: Aryan83- Supreme Commander MrAstro34- Minister of Inte -
[center][img]http://images.wikia.com/cybernations/images/d/d0/Cngoonsflag.png[/img][/center] [center][b][size=6]Goon Order of Oppression, Negligence, and Sadism Government Announcement[/size][/b][/center] It is my pleasure to welcome the new GOONS government: [b]Pilot[/b]: Sardonic [b]Co-Pilot[/b]: KenMorningstar [b]Secretariat[/b]: Emperor Marx --Adjudicators: Dr Beefstupid, mrwuss [b]Strategos[/b]: jerkdotwad --Newbie Wranglers: Sir Donald R Deamon, Slide [b]Pecuniator[/b]: NikolaP --Dongmaster: Sir Donald R Deamon, Do Not Fear Jazz --Nation Managers: Paladine_PSoT, Smitty, Do No
