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"Like I had so many protectorates, treaties, and other agreements and we had a fun time because we made them all super silly and didn't take ourselves seriously! And these days you have to pretty much play hopscotch, pledge your life, and give away all your cookies just to get a protectorate and then they drop you like it's hot 🤣" - Cellochik, April 13, 2024 HOPSCOTCH Death Eaters Protectorate Agreement In order to foster development, expansion, and sanctuary to those seeking its help, the Knights of the Round Table pledges the following protection and support to the Death Eaters. Article I: Sovereignty The sovereignty of the Death Eaters and the Knights of the Round Table shall be respected and not infringed. The Protectorate may request diplomatic assistance and guidance in any matter. Article II: Non-Aggression Neither the Death Eaters nor the Knights of the Round Table shall conduct hostile acts, espionage, or dark arts against the other. Article III: Defense Against the Dark Arts To discourage hostilities, the Death Eaters will include "Protected by the Knights of the Round Table" in its alliance description. In the event of any unprovoked hostilities, Death Eaters may hail the Knight Bus. The Knight Bus may transport Death Eaters to safety or deliver the Sword of Griffyndor, Fiendfyre, and Basilisk's fangs. The Knight Bus will not run for any wizard or witch who raids or uses dark charms. Death Eaters shall not supply magic to any nation or alliance at war with the Knights of the Round Table. Article IV: Trade The Death Eaters and the Knights of the Round Table may engage in the exchange of coins for potions, herbs, and magic beans. Lollerobot may regurgitate seafood for initiates in the Sorting Hall. Article V: Senate The Knights of the Round Table may ask the Death Eaters, but Death Eaters are not obligated, to vote for Team Color Senate muggles chosen by the Knights of the Round Table. Article VI: Embassy The Death Eaters shall designate a Minister of Magic for official relations. Article VII: Invisible Ink Clause Article VIII: Avada Kedavra The Knights of the Round Table or the Death Eaters may terminate this agreement with 72 hours written notice. For the Knights of the Round Table Knights of the Grail, Knight-King Lollerobot, Knight-Senator Mordred, Knight-Heir Ratified, April 18, 2024 For the Death Eaters Signed in no particular order (except for coolness) 1. Felix Malfoy: My father will hear about this! Unwillingly Admitted Alliance Leader, suspected reroll of at least 12 dozen entirely unrelated people (including cello), and poker of CN wasps' nests (DO NOT PRESS THE BIG RED BUTTON!) 2. UnitedBishop: Claw collector, notorious muggle warlord, and entirely unaware that DE is a Harry Potter based alliance. 13. Cello-chik: Supreme Penguin Ruler of all things cupcakes, distractions, and shiny things-- OOH, A SQUIRREL! & unofficial alliance abuelita. Has enough attitude for +10 members. 14. JStheGuy: DE's only actually CN knowledgeable member (aside from Apple) and collector of all things shiny. Also, probably one of Felix's 12 dozen multis. 15. Dvamwi: First Year Wizard, Felix's 79th reroll, eater of all the alliance's pizza 23. Voldemort23: The Dark Lord/He Who Shall Not Be Named (but curiously is still named here anyway, along with his 7 Horcruxes). Signed, 23 members of Death Eaters Alliance (and now Felix can finally get the flag he wanted!)
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THE ARMILLARY ACCORDS The Knights of the Round Table and Interkosmos, hereafter the signatories, confirm their friendship and collective defense, and hereby enter into this Optional Defense Pact. Article I: The Heavens The signatories will not interfere in the sovereignty, governance, or affairs of the other. Article II: The Age of Aquarius The signatories will refrain from all forms of aggression against the other, including sanctions, spying, and war. Article III: Comets and Omens Intelligence which pertains to the safety or stability of the either alliance will be shared between the signatories. Article IV: The Four Elements The signatories may engage in financial transactions for their mutual benefit, including foreign aid, buying and selling of technology, and resource trades. Article V: Rain of Sulfur and Fire from Heaven If one signatory comes under assault from a hostile nation or alliance, it may request diplomatic and military assistance from the other. Military assistance is optional and may include foreign aid, spy operations, and use of military force. Article VI: The Year 2525 This Pact may be cancelled, with or without cause, by either signatory with 72 hours written notice. For the Knights of the Round Table, Knights of the Grail, Knight-King Mordred, Knight-Heir Lollerobot, Knight-Senator St Mungo, King of the Scots Ratified, January 22, 2024 For Interkosmos, Lev Trotsky, Commissar
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THE EMERALD CITY DEFENSE PACT The Yellow Brick Road The Knights of the Round Table and Viridian Entente, hereafter the signatories, confirm their friendship and collective defense, and hereby enter into this Optional Defense Pact. Article I: Munchkins The signatories will not interfere in the sovereignty, governance, or affairs of the other. Article II: Wicked Witches The signatories will refrain from all forms of aggression against the other, including sanctions, spying, and war. Article III: The Great Oz Intelligence which pertains to the safety or stability of the either alliance will be shared between the signatories. Article IV: Ruby Slippers The signatories may engage in financial transactions for their mutual benefit, including foreign aid, buying and selling of technology, and resource trades. Article V: Flying Monkeys If one signatory comes under assault from a hostile nation or alliance, it may request diplomatic and military assistance from the other. Military assistance is optional and may include foreign aid, spy operations, and use of military force. Article VI: There's No Place Like Home This Pact may be cancelled, with or without cause, by either signatory with 72 hours written notice. For the Viridian Entente, Lieutenant Yenroh, Lord Azure, Duke Bdiah, Secretary of Economics Samwise, Secretary of Defense For the Knights of the Round Table, Knights of the Grail, Knight-King Mordred, Knight-Heir Lollerobot, Knight-Senator St Mungo, Scottish Laird Ratified June 6, 2023
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The Masonic Code of Chivalry The Knights Of The Round Table and The Grand Lodge of Freemasons, hereafter the signatories, confirm their friendship and collective defense, and hereby enter into this Optional Defense Pact known as the Masonic Code of Chivalry. Article I: Sovereignty - The signatories will not interfere in the sovereignty, governance, or affairs of the other. Article II: Brotherhood - The signatories will refrain from all forms of aggression against the other, including sanctions, spying, war and serenading the other's significant others/Damsels. Article III: Intelligence - Intelligence which pertains to the safety or stability of the either alliance will be shared between the signatories (Secret handshakes are exempt). The signatories will periodically update the other on all cases of damsels in distress, ancient relics, Illuminati, mischievous nuns in castles using grail shaped beacons, Green or Black Knights, Square or other odd shaped tables, non-secret handshakes and other non-chivalrous goings-on. Article IV: Giving Succor - The signatories may (and are encouraged to) engage in financial transactions for their mutual benefit, including foreign aid, buying and selling of technology, and resource trades. Article V: Keeping Faith - If one signatory comes under assault from a hostile nation or alliance, it may request diplomatic and military assistance from the other. Military assistance is optional and may include foreign aid, spy operations, and use of military force. In all cases the signatories must act in Valor and Faith. Article VI: Chivalry never dies, but can take a break – This code may be terminated in good faith, given 72 hours' notice. On behalf of the Knights of the Round Table: Knights of the Grail, Knight-King Lollerobot, Knight-Senator Mordred, Knight-Heir Alpheus Huldericus, Knight-Mason Ratified 3/29/2023 Engraved in stone at the Lost City of the Monkey God On behalf of The Grand Lodge of Freemasons: Mahmah - Grand Master Monkeybum – Grand Master Signed: Wednesday the 29th of March 2023.
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Cyfyd y dreigiau (The Dragons Arise) Preamble New Pacific Order and The Knights Of The Round Table, hereafter the Dragons, confirm their friendship and collective defense, and hereby enter into this Optional Defense Pact. Article I: Sovereignty The Dragons will not interfere in the sovereignty, governance, or affairs of the other. Article II: Non-Aggression The Dragons will refrain from all forms of aggression against the other, including sanctions, spying, and burning of villages. Article III: Intelligence Intelligence which pertains to the safety or stability of either Dragon will be shared. Article IV: Aid & Financial Transactions The Dragons may engage in financial transactions for their mutual benefit at any time, including foreign aid, buying and selling of technology, and resource trades. Article V: Optional Defense If one Dragon comes under assault from a hostile nation or alliance, it may request diplomatic, financial, and military assistance from the other. Assistance is optional and may include gold hoards, goats, dragon's eggs and use of dragon's fire. Article VI: Cancellation This Pact may be cancelled, with or without cause, by either signatory with 72 hours written notice. Signed for NPO, Lord of Darkness Emperor of the New Pacific Order Prophet of Orion Jesse End Imperial Regent of the New Pacific Order Death Adder Emperor Ice Synyster Gates Tebeat Imperial Officers of the New Pacific Order Elegart Tiberius Nemphesis Qazzian Other Signatories Signed for KoRT, Knights of the Grail, Knight-King Mordred, Knight- Heir Lollerobot, Knight-Senator Ratified September 23, 2022 (Official treaty seal)
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To the sinister High Council and their cabal, If you want to smash shells and sponsor those who "are working towards the total annihilation of any turtle presence," you will have to get past us first. The Knights of the Round Table declare war on the Christian Coalition of Countries.
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TREATY OF SWORDS AND SHELLS Preamble The Knights of The Round Table and The Killer Turtle Brigade, hereafter the signatories, confirm this Optional Defense Pact as successor to the Treaty of Mustafar. Article I: Sovereignty The signatories will not interfere in the sovereignty, governance, or affairs of the other. Article II: Non-Aggression The signatories will refrain from all forms of aggression against the other, including sanctions, spying, or war. Article III: Intelligence Intelligence which pertains to the safety or stability of the either alliance will be shared between the signatories. Article IV: Aid & Financial Transactions The signatories may engage in financial transactions for their mutual benefit, including foreign aid, buying and selling of technology, and resource trades. Article V: Optional Defense If one signatory comes under assault from a hostile nation or alliance, it may request diplomatic and military assistance from the other. Military assistance is optional and may include foreign aid, spy operations, ninjas, tortoise shield walls, turtle rides, and Gamera. Article VI: Cancellation This Pact may be cancelled, with or without cause, by either signatory with 72 hours written notice. Signed for the Knights of the Round Table, Knights of the Grail, Knight-King Lollerobot, Knight-Ambassador Mordred, Knight-Heir Signed for The Killer Turtle Brigade, James Maximus, The Turtle Overlord Neforatu, The Grand Turtle Mumzilla, Ninja Turtle, Defense BMTH, Ninja Turtle, IA/Econ May 26, 2022
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The Knight Before Christmas Santa CLAWS Treaty 'Twas the Knight before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the castle with care, In hopes that Santa CLAWS soon would be there; The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of tech-plums danced in their heads; White Chocolate in her wolf gown, and Jazzy in cap, Had just settled down for a long winter's NAP, When out on the lawn there arose wartime clatter, I sprang from the den to see what was the matter. Away to the castle I flew like a flash, Tore open the shutters and threw up an Optional Pact. Signed for the Knights of the Round Table, Knights of the Grail, Knight-King Lollerobot, Knight-Ambassador Mordred, Knight-Heir Skaha, Knight-Senator Ratified, December 12, 2021 Signed for CLAWS, Co-Leaders: Jazzy95, Supreme Sultan of Scratchposts White Chocolate, GATO Dictator Elect Grand Inquisitor: Randalla Ministers Minister of Internal Affairs: Tehol Minister of Foreign Affairs and Couping Jazzy, SBN Card-carrier, Ministabber Expat, Bard of RFI, Beach Summer Fun Buddy: Tevron Minister-At-Large: Magical Muslim Advisory Council Advisor of Defense: Clash Advisor of Economics: RS1787 Advisor of Recruitment: Bohemond Hauteville -
TREATY OF MESSINA Preamble The Knights Of The Round Table and Ordo Cyberneticus, hereafter the signatories, confirm their friendship and collective defense, and hereby enter into this Optional Defense Pact. Article I: Sovereignty The signatories will not interfere in the sovereignty, governance, or affairs of the other. Article II: Non-Aggression The signatories will refrain from all forms of aggression against the other, including sanctions, spying, and war. Article III: Intelligence Intelligence which pertains to the safety or stability of the either alliance will be shared between the signatories. Article IV: Aid & Financial Transactions The signatories may engage in financial transactions for their mutual benefit, including foreign aid, buying and selling of technology, and resource trades. Article V: Optional Defense If one signatory comes under assault from a hostile nation or alliance, it may request diplomatic and military assistance from the other. Military assistance is optional and may include foreign aid, spy operations, and use of military force. Article VI: Cancellation This Pact may be cancelled, with or without cause, by either signatory with 72 hours written notice. Signed for Ordo Cyberneticus, Martialis - Lord High Admiral Caesar III - High Cybernetic Consilium September 8, 2021 Signed for the Knights of the Round Table, Knights of the Grail, Knight-King Lollerobot, Knight-Ambassador Ratified, September 15, 2021 Official Treaty Seal Mategriffon
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TREATY OF MUSTAFAR Preamble The Knights Of The Round Table and The First Order, hereafter the signatories, confirm their friendship and collective defense, and hereby enter into this Optional Defense Pact. Article I: Sovereignty The signatories will not interfere in the sovereignty, governance, or affairs of the other. Article II: Non-Aggression The signatories will refrain from all forms of aggression against the other, including sanctions, spying, war, and smuggling Death Star plans. Article III: Intelligence Intelligence which pertains to the safety or stability of the either alliance will be shared between the signatories. Article IV: Aid & Financial Transactions The signatories may engage in financial transactions for their mutual benefit, including foreign aid, buying and selling of technology, and resource trades through the Kessel Run. Article V: Optional Defense If one signatory comes under assault from a hostile nation, rebel alliance, or ewoks, it may request diplomatic and military assistance from the other. Military assistance is optional and may include foreign aid, spy operations, and use of military force. Article VI: Graft Lollerobot will be provided a Porg, and James Maximus will be provided a Nautolan Turtle. Article VII: Cancellation This Pact may be cancelled, with or without cause, by either signatory with 72 hours written notice. Signed for the Knights of the Round Table, Knights of the Grail, Knight-King Lollerobot, Knight-Ambassador Signed for The First Order, Mastabadey, Supreme Leader BringMeTheHorizon, Grand Admiral James Maximus, General Staff Feetler, General Staff May 11, 2021
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> Redirecting power from missile silos to the Broadcast Towers of Anubia Begin Transmission: Pictured above; Johnny Apocalypse removing nuclear fallout from his brain. Welcome to The Day Today's January 2021 NewsWipe - A New Year's Summary Long time no see Dear Readers, now that the mandatory conscription order has been rescinded The Day Today writing team can get back to work and provide you all with only the finest, most accurate source of information Planet Bob has seen.....um, ever? Well, maybe not ever but we're close- not that there is much in the way of competent literary competition. Anyway I digress, let's dig in. So what happened this month? COBRA - State of Emergency declared in the wake of TWO Peace Treaties At the beginning of 2021, COBRA kickstarted the year in true miliaristic fashion with fireworks pointed towards the Knights of the Round Table. Soon after the initial launches; inboxes were coated wall-to-wall with paperjam consisting of letters from various animal protection charities because we were scaring everyone's pets, as well as a handful of reluctant conscientious objectors who did not wish to fight this battle. The reasons for the war were laid out in the initial declaration- contrary to attempts by deluded braincrashed leaders seeking to frame the narrative in their own way. The reasons were not strictly limited to the presence of one nation. However since that declaration, the King Cobra and the Knight of the Grail have come to terms as equals and made peace. Our grievance has been put to rest and though it remains early days, we endeavour to pursue peaceful co-existence and co-operation with each other. Thanks, Round Table. Thrable. Scary and unprecedented times indeed for COBRA. Peace!? Successfully Buried Hatchets!? Have we entered a bizarro dimension? No, that's the place where you have less than zero soldiers or infrastructure. And also no because...... RFI and Oculus vs. Non Grata and COBRA - Season 1.2 Lack of viable material cited for re-launch of popular 2019-2020 Season Approximately two weeks in to the COBRA vs. Knights of the Round Table war, the leaders of Non Grata and COBRA began to feel a twitching in the planetary grapevines. Rumblings of a greater war arriving at COBRA's door grew louder as time went on, initially the assumption being that it was an attempt to claim a moral high ground in defense of the Round Table. Had this actually been the case, it certainly would have been a bit more credible than what actually transpired.... Instead; COBRA and Non Grata found themselves once again beset by alliances from the RFI and Oculus blocs respectively, with each taking turns to dance on our lawns. The reason given? A mischievous and most wicked plot against them in violation of a non-aggression pact the RFI bloc held with Non Grata. So very mischievous it was that they refused to reveal the evidence of this claim to the public! This told us that they really meant business, our days were numbered and that we were in for it now I tell you whut. There was one thing that did strike us (and everyone else watching) as particularly odd though. Generally speaking; when you provide a casus belli you tend to actually show your evidence or at the very least; build your case for people to see your reasoning/tell your opponent it's simply because you don't like them. Either you work on crafting a written argument or you provide evidence of crimes committed against you. It is the very justification for launching hostilities, so why hide it? The short answer is that the source of the 'intelligence' was not reliable or remotely trustworth. The long answer is that the evidence cited wasn't the real reason and that their source was actually someone who was sponsored and incentivised to become a turncoat against the people he once upon a time could consider friends (more on this later) The source material was not only obtained from a deeply questionable source, but it was also acquired long before the initiation of hostilities. In fact it was acquired during the time the Non Grata-RFI NAP was in effect, though no attempt was made by RFI to honour that with Non Grata by making a diplomatic approach. Instead these screenshots were used to start plotting a war against us both. They went about this while also keeping some of their own allies who we shared in the dark about their plan to hit us and in doing so; violated intelligence clauses in treaties with those allies (yes, the irony is very thick isn't it?) After some very sound and indisputable arguments were made during the weekend long summit, a temporary ceasefire was agreed to while a pathway to peace was drawn up. As the evidence cited had been debunked thoroughly and the war itself was launched on weak pretenses and in violation of a number of their own treaties, COBRA declared that if peace was to be achieved it would not be done without some reasonable tit-for-tat for our trouble. There was to be a period of limited engagement and retaliation with a view to balancing the scales (and making sure those responsible didn't walk off without getting a pint glass in the eye themselves). So a draft was painstakingly carved out; the majority of the coalition agreed to the terms of limited engagement and COBRA revealed the extent of the counter-offensive forces they should expect. All was going well, except for one silent voice chiming in at the 11th hour before the ceasefire expired. "We would prefer white peace" they suggested. I bawked. The others asked why they did not ask this sooner, given the ample opportunity to do so. A panic began to take hold; the agreement was in jeopardy at the last minute; COBRA allies remained poised to strike; a plea for reason was made to stick to the original plan; a further plea was made to extend the ceasefire for another 24 hours to allow further discussion. And then they came. The Rise of Boognish (or; 'How to fold a Tiger') At 11:19:34 PM on the 23rd January, Kashmiri forces drew first blood in what was to be a growing counter-offensive against a key alliance in RFI who was most likely the recipient of the 'intelligence' and the primary instigator in the war against COBRA and Non Grata. Shortly after, Kapleo of The Phoenix Federation formally planted our flag and announced a declaration of war on behalf of Boognish against the alliance CLAWS (and GATO and Argent, we promise that you weren't forgotten!) From that point on, declarations started rolling in on CLAWS nations from across the Boognish sphere. Each alliance had their own unpleasant history with their (now former) opponents. To see them part of a coalition of 700~ nations descending upon their ally (without actually doing any of the heavy-lifting themselves) was the final straw. Come hell or high-water the alliances of Boognish had determined they would no longer sit by in the face of aggression originating from this alliance for the sake of maintaining peace- as peace was clearly not what a lot of them desired. As per the terms in the preliminary agreement, no further wars were to be launched after the 24th. Boognish stuck to their word, as did RFI and Oculus. The parameters for limited engagement were fulfilled and a peace treaty was subsequently drawn up. After a week of engagement and a reasonable level of retaliation, the proposal of White Peace was found acceptable, which is where we find ourselves today. We sincerely hope that this is the last attempt at a re-run of a concept that has been thoroughly milked at this point. The udders run as dry and empty as the justifications for launching what we call 'The Bicycle War' - let us no longer find each other at the end of one another's barrels. If by some misfortune we ever do? Let us either be honest about our intentions or have a better case prepared at the very least. For now we look to the future (oh god not the future what does it want now?) Rat Bashing and Other Pastimes As a little side note to close this edition of The Day Today, this journalist would like to address the lonely rodent who has been sat at the end of a very long queue in a cold and empty waiting room. I promised that an advisor would be with him as soon as possible and, true to my word, I will now address his conduct. Lord Hitchcock; you have knowingly acquired screenshots of private channels from alliances who once welcomed you as a member and friend. You have provided cherry-picked instances of those chatrooms in order to frame a narrative for those who sought to bring war to COBRA and Non Grata. You are a traitor who has already been afforded mercy once in recent months and you add insult to injury by opportunistically attacking the nation of our beloved, lost former King; General Kanabis while we were engaged in hostilities which you made your agenda to instigate. You will receive mercy but not today and not tomorrow. For the sake of clarity; We formally recognise the hostilities which you have once again initiated against us from your alliance King Neptune's Bar. If you have any sense remaining, you will indeed take this on the chin. Oh and if you have something to say in the future, please use your own voice. No lawyers. That's it for January and The Day Today. I don't know about you but I intend on sleeping for most of February so unless one of the rest of you does something? 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The Velvet Garderobe Optional Defense Pact Preamble The Knights Of The Round Table and the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers, hereafter the signatories, confirm their friendship and collective defense, and hereby enter into this Optional Defense Pact. Article I: Sovereignty (Separate Thrones) The signatories will not interfere in the sovereignty, governance, or affairs of the other. Article II: Non-Aggression (Clean Cisterns) The signatories will refrain from all forms of aggression against the other, including espionage, spying, and war. Article III: Intelligence (Whispers in the Cloakroom) Intelligence which pertains to the safety or stability of the either alliance will be shared between the signatories. Article IV: Aid & Financial Transactions (Spreading of Manure) The signatories may engage in financial transactions for their mutual benefit, including foreign aid, buying and selling of technology, and resource trades. Article V: Optional Defense (Clearing of Moats) If one signatory comes under assault from a hostile nation or alliance, it may request diplomatic and military assistance from the other. Military assistance is optional and may include foreign aid, spy operations, and use of military force. Article VI: Cancellation (The Flush) This Pact may be cancelled, with or without cause, by either signatory with 72 hours written notice. Signed for the Knights of the Round Table, Knights of the Grail, Knight-King Mordred, Knight-Heir Dirk Struan, Knight-Senator Signed for the Coalition of Royal Allied Powers, Chuck Normis - Triumvir of CRAP, the Elon Musk of cheese Liltrekkie - Triumvir of CRAP, God's gift to the world of Bob Champcardon - Triumvir of CRAP, the dude playing a dude disguised as another dude January 24, 2021
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Based on mutual admiration and rooted in a common desire to shape a more just world, the Knights of the Round Table and Sparta hereby sign this, DORIES AND LANCES TREATY Article I The Knights of the Round Table and Sparta (hereafter: the Signatories) are sovereign alliances in accordance with their respective Charters, Constitutions, and/or other acts, which are not preempted by this treaty. Article II Communications and discussions between the Signatories shall remain confidential during the duration and after termination of this Treaty, unless otherwise agreed upon by both Signatories. Article III The Signatories will resolve all disputes amicably and privately, in good faith. This also extends to matters relating to Signatories’ protectorates and other allies. Article IV The Signatories shall coordinate all relevant activities, including diplomatic, economic, and military activities, as deemed necessary for the advancement of common goals and common ideas. Article V The Signatories will inform the others of any relevant intelligence collected or otherwise obtained, especially that pertaining to the other Signatory’s affairs. Article VI Each Signatory may request of the other assistance in defensive conflicts, to which the other is not obliged to respond as requested. Article VII Each Signatory shall undertake all reasonable measures to avoid waging war against treaty partners of the other Signatory. If not possible, the Signatories will inform each other before any action occurs and will refrain from engaging in military acts against the other. Article VIII This Treaty may be amended with the consent of both Signatories, in accordance with their internal regulations and processes. Article IX Either Signatory may withdraw from this treaty with 72 hours notice, provided in private. Following this, a formal public announcement shall be made. Signed for Sparta Whitetigger, King of Sparta Tim, King of Sparta Signed: 27th September 2020 Signed for the Knights of the Round Table Knights of the Grail, Knight-King Dirk Struan, Knight-Senator Mordred, Knight-Heir Ratified: 29th September, 2020
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THE ICE PICK ACCORDS A Peace Agreement 5/19/2020 New Polar Order (NpO), the Knights of the Round Table (KoRT), The Templar Knights (TTK), the Christian Coalition of Countries (CCC), and Fark (hereafter "Parties") agree to peace as follows: 1. The Parties shall not declare any new wars against any nation within the Parties, or their protectorates, effective 5/19/2020 at 7:00 AM CNT (CyberNationsTime). 2. Nations at war may offer/accept peace, or continue existing wars to expiration. 3. The Parties will take steps to enforce this peace for 30 days. 4. Nation(s) that breakaway from The Parties for the purpose of continuing war will be considered enemies of all The Parties, reduced by force, and sanctioned by Senators of The Parties. 5. NpO shall free Saint Nicholas from his Ice Prison so that he may return to his rightful home in the Holy Lands of CCC. For NpO, Emperor - EaTeM Regent - Almighty Grub Minister of Truth - Alexio Minister of Peace - EJ Deputy Minister of Peace - Buuyo Minister of Love - QuantumLeap Minister of Plenty - JayMillz For KoRT, Knights of the Grail, Knight-King Dirk Struan, Knight-Senator For TTK, Merick, the Invisible Grand Master The AmericanRepublic, Florida Man Marshal of Foreign Affairs Mandystalin, interfering gobsht Marshal of Internal Affairs Rustikus, Marshal of Defence and scourge of the Royal Navy King Irwin / Lord Konstantine / TheSlamAnderson, Elder Councillors, allegedly For CCC, CCC Provisional Council: lilweirdward, Speaker Jesusfreak Yeshua Solomon For Fark, oneeightytwo, Submitter Totalfark Council: Boz, Yak, Decide R Inchief, Arcane, Slick Johnson
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A rodeo arrived today, without invitation, outside our castle walls. Even Wild Bill Hickok would post a show bill. Cowboys, have you no honor? Perhaps it is the locoweed? Curiously, their horses lack armor.
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This treaty went into effect on September 18, 2013. A public announcement was delayed due to other events that also occurred on that date. I am proud to finally be able to make this agreement official, and we continue to be impressed by the professionalism and integrity of the Knights of the Round Table. Knights of Terra Accords Preamble: This document serves to show that The Terran Empire (TTE) and the Knights of the Round Table (KoRT) share common principles of ideology and ethics. Each member of each alliance vows to show general good will, and appreciation for the other. Through similar ideals and fruitful relations, both alliances strive for mutual betterment together. Article I - Peace: Both alliances mutually assure that neither signatory will defame, physically attack, spy on the other, or provide aid to a known enemy. Article II - Intelligence: Both alliances agree that upon possession of useful information to the other signatory, said alliance will give the information to the other. This will be done in a timely fashion. Article III - Aid: Both alliances know that in times of need, aid may be called upon from the other signatory. While it is not mandatory to aid, it is encouraged and can only prove to further relations between the two alliances. Aid can be given as Military aid or Monetary support. Article IV - Optional Defense: If either signatory comes into defensive conflict with another alliance, the other party may come to their aid, but is not required to do so. Article V - Extended Coverage: Either alliance may choose to act in defense of the other's protectorate as they are considered to be an extension of an alliance's zone of responsibility. Article VI - Cooperation: Both alliances are encouraged to assist each other in monitoring for, and dealing with, rogue attacks against the other. While not required, it is understood that through cooperation, raids may be better stopped and reduced in effectiveness. Conclusion and Cancellation: This treaty serves to show each signatory shares similar values and strives together to uphold them. This treaty is subject to cancellation if either signatory is no longer happy with the other for any reason. Termination of this pact requires 72 hours notice. This notice is required to be given firstly via private channels. Any intentional or planned violations of the articles within this treaty result in the treaty being considered immediately void, unless otherwise agreed upon by the leadership of both signatories. Signed for the Terran Empire: Yuurei - Chancellor of Foreign Affairs Michaelboy88 - Chancellor of Administration CheezDood - Chancellor of Defense Orikfricai - Chancellor of Internal Affairs Century - Chancellor of Finance Signed for the Knights of the Round Table: Knights of the Grail, Knight-Regent Mordred, Knight-Regent Skaha, Knight-Ambassador The Glorious Emperor, Knight-Ambassador
