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    The Animal Squanch Accords

     

    In the ruins of the old IRC fraternity #animalhouse:

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    OWF:
    War's over, man. CN's dropped the big one.

     

    Stewie:
    Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when Pandora's Box formed? Hell no!

     

    Thrash:
    Superfriends?

     

    Lyanna:
    Forget it, he's rolling.

     

    Stewie:
    And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
    the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!

    ... crickets

     

    Stewie:
    What the $%&@ happened to the Bob I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Stewie, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. People who mess with us, they're dead man!"


    Johnny Apocalypse:
    Dead! Stewie's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take on the bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

     

    Stewie:
    We're just the guys to do it.

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    NG and Cobra hereby announce to Squanch whoever they want, wherever they want however they want.

     

    Signed for Cobra:

     

    King Cobra - Johnny Apocalypse

    Royal Guard - General Kanabis, Lyanna Mormont, General Tiki

     

    Signed for Non Grata:

     

    Stewie, Leader

    Thrash, Foreign Affairs

    King Cyan, Internal Affairs

     

     

     


  2. 6 minutes ago, AL Bundy said:

    Laziness shouldn't be protected, it should be raided. 

     

    Al Bundy

     

    This isn't a case of laziness and the nations listed by your ally in this thread remain our allies.

     

    Unless you want another quagmire to wade through....


  3. 10 hours ago, Claude said:

    Oh look the little girl is jealous  again. And who cares as long as our allies  are happy   is al it matters. Btw this thread is about ftw - odn cancellation  not about  your obsession  with claws or our treaties. 

     

    I was just joking around with Bundy then the rest of ya showed up.

     

    Go take whatever the bird equivalent of a chill pill is.


  4. 45 minutes ago, Smitty256 said:

    Forgive me for not paying attention to what is going on in the world of TIE. Who rogued you guys? It is good to see that a rogue got his butt handed to him. 

    Some guy called "Nuclear Tech 2", it was good to test my own new EMP nuclear tech on him.

     


  5. 9 hours ago, AL Bundy said:

    Haha good to see some cancellations!!! All alliances should cancel a treaty every now and then! 

     

    Al

    So when should we expect to see CLAWS cancel a treaty? You've signed a few lately, shouldn't you balance it out a bit? 😛

     

    Congratulations to both ODN and FTW on steps toward a more coherent FA policy!

     


  6. 19 hours ago, General Kanabis said:

    It would be easier, I imagine, for some alliances to write down who they are not in a relationship with (for the sake of space).

    Since that's what folks really wanna know.

     

    Anyways.

    For COBRA-

     

    We invite you to come find out.

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    I'd like to second this suggestion. Given that any attempt to draw a web of all the treaties will show a mangled mess and reveal how incoherent everyone's FA policy actually is.

     

     


  7. Hello. Quite a rough start to this round (again) and as a result I have a few questions.

     

    I notice that a number of nations created for the sole purpose of ruining people's start to Round 53 have been deleted.

     

    I also notice that a number of NLON nations have been deleted.

     

    Can we please get a transparent explanation from admin/moderation regarding their action here? Many players are quite irritated at this response with no explanation.

     

    Will affected nations have their stats rolled back? If not, there remains no point for us to continue the round meaningfully due to the large disadvantage we face.

     

    Has the culprit of these 'burner nations' been identified?

     

    What steps will be taken (if any) to prevent this from happening in the future? This has occured to my alliance 2 out of the 4 rounds we've been playing and we're sick of it. It is very clear to us this is a player who continues to abuse game mechanics to cripple our ability to participate meaningfully with other players of the game.

     

    I look forward to hearing back from someone.

     


  8. Looks like the Christians got company:

     

     

    4/6/2020 2:59:17 PM
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    díbeartach
    Ruler: oneeightytwo
    Fark

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    Hailsland
    Ruler: Hailsland
    Christian Coalition Of Countries
    275.00

    45%/54%

    Currently Fighting

    4/6/2020 2:46:03 PM
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    Coldy
    Ruler: Moose Hole
    Fark

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    The Rock
    Ruler: Jesusfreak
    Christian Coalition Of Countries
    561.95

    68%/31%

    Currently Fighting

    4/6/2020 2:45:15 PM
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    Coldy
    Ruler: Moose Hole
    Fark

    team_Aqua.gif

    Mordor1
    Ruler: Sauron1
    Christian Coalition Of Countries
    437.37

    9%/90%

    Currently Fighting

    4/6/2020 2:44:49 PM
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    Coldy
    Ruler: Moose Hole
    Fark

    team_Blue.gif

    Land of Too Much Fun
    Ruler: lilweirdward
    Christian Coalition Of Countries
    396.80

    0%/100%

    Currently Fighting

    4/6/2020 1:29:10 PM
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    CoastalBendatia
    Ruler: BozDaBoz
    Fark

    team_Blue.gif

    SwagJuice
    Ruler: rheebrosinc
    Christian Coalition Of Countries
    69.21

    0%/100%

    Currently Fighting

    4/6/2020 1:28:26 PM
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    CoastalBendatia
    Ruler: BozDaBoz
    Fark

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    New Little England
    Ruler: Gary the 74th
    Christian Coalition Of Countries
    69.21

    0%/100%

    Currently Fighting

    4/6/2020 1:27:41 PM
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    CoastalBendatia
    Ruler: BozDaBoz
    Fark

    team_Orange.gif

    Incar
    Ruler: Yeshua Soloman
    Christian Coalition Of Countries
    91.98

    100%/0%

    Currently Fighting

    4/6/2020 12:39:45 PM
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    Touristan
    Ruler: Captain V
    Fark

    team_Orange.gif

    Queensland
    Ruler: Shergzus
    Christian Coalition Of Countries
    349.03

    0%/100%

    Currently Fighting

    4/6/2020 12:36:57 PM
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    team_Aqua.gif

    Touristan
    Ruler: Captain V
    Fark

    team_Black.gif

    New Little England
    Ruler: Gary the 74th
    Christian Coalition Of Countries
    119.69

    100%/0%

    Currently Fighting


  9. 12 hours ago, DeathAdder said:

     

    Maybe the crumbling remnants of the community will be bothered to get off their ass and write a sub par "news" article about your relentless wars that are killing Bob, Grub. Lets watch. :popcorn:

     

    For sub par news it seems to at least keep your attention!

     

    Sometimes the news just writes itself though, courtesy of crumbling relics such as yourself ;)


  10. 18 minutes ago, Smitty256 said:


    I am equally as curious. 

     

    If you look in terms of KoRT's position in the treaty web?

     

    Low risk target. Relatively unchained to RFI and Oculus and their treaty partners will likely be easily dealt with.

     

    Pretty much how most aggressive wars are weighed up, they've just skipped the part where they fabricate a CB.

     

    But hey, as long as it doesn't turn into an over the top curbstomping because "m-muh pixels" then I wish both parties the best and that a timely and reasonable peace can be brought about.

     

    (A reason would be nice too, Polar. As much as I enjoy wordplay some substance to sink our teeth into would be nice ;) )


  11. Good on you guys for protecting potential recruits from bloodthirsty vultures.

     

    A shame that this needed to be said imo, generally people should ask questions and then shoot- y'know if we're all meant to be following established "norms" and all that noise. I can't imagine any of the larger alliances having the tact to show this level of restraint if someone were to attack a potential member of theirs without first going down the relevant govt channels.

     

    As always you have the support of COBRA should you need it

     

    o/

     

     

     

     

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