Jesper

Wow, thank god Valhalla has more sense than to punish people for such nonsense, otherwise I'd have been pzi-listed years ago

Meh, a light breeze and a small hill in the horizon that "kinda, but not really, although maybe a little bit" looks like a boob will give Keshav a boner, apology unnecessary.

Opening filled

We have an old 5br trade circle on purple consistent of old stabile players, we recently lost our rubber+marble trade and therefore have an opening. The set is as follows: Aluminium, coal, fish, gems, iron, lumber, oil, uranium, water, wheat, marble, rubber. Post here if you're interested or PM me in game.

[quote name='Gopherbashi' timestamp='1297996966' post='2637182'] [b]Statistics[/b] Longest gaining streak: [color=purple][i]Valhalla[/i][/color] (11 days for 0.76 score) Longest streak without a loss: [color=purple][i]Valhalla[/i][/color] (11 days for 0.76 score) [/quote] 10-fold love for Hal for his commitment to Val's growth o/ ChairmanHal o/ ChairmanHal o/ ChairmanHal o/ ChairmanHal o/ ChairmanHal o/ ChairmanHal o/ ChairmanHal o/ ChairmanHal o/ ChairmanHal o/ ChairmanHal

[quote name='RePePe' timestamp='1297825912' post='2635099'] I think Valhalla needs to give their Chancellor (MoF) a raise! [/quote] I think the Chancellor needs to be more available and give a medal to the amazing duo Jesper and Hal

[quote name='wickedj' timestamp='1297667687' post='2632640'] We broke the GRL Record on valentines day [/quote] The love, it is warm... and green?

Wow, never thought I'd see anything humble the former tyranny of NPO, congratulations CSN, you just took their #1 spot on the a'hole-list (Xiph only moves up one point to share the top position, as he was already #2 ). Seems the dreams of a new CN are sadly fading...

[quote name='Alterego' timestamp='1297190503' post='2625880'] Maybe we will smash you into dust. Stop being so emo and fight [u]your [/u]war. I never seen so much crying and begging by an alliance trying to get someone else to fight their war for them. [/quote] I love it when people just get to the point with no BS, this is what it's all about Our allies we're informed, they have no issues, so the only point of this ranting is to help yourselves. It usually works to ask, say please and to be a good sport when you want people to do stuff for you, too late for that now, but I'd advice an end to the bawing-strategy if you ever want us to consider assisting you in the future.

[quote name='The Pansy' timestamp='1297106617' post='2624337'] I can speak for Olympus in telling you that Valhalla's treaty with us has in no way been brought into play, so please do not bash our allies on our account, we are more than capable ourselves, [b]Should[/b] the need arise. [/quote] I don't think Oly's mighty bashing prowess has been offended here Pansy I would worry more about the bashing skills of alliances such as NSO, who so clearly have a MUCH bigger issue with not having us take some of the heat for their side, than our own "abandoned" allies. [b]And on-topic:[/b] Thanks to everyone for the positive feedback to our new govt line-up, I'm sure Esthar will need the encouragement when we barrage him for potential beginner-mistakes

Oh Schatt, your persistent drive towards picking on people at EVERY little chance is as certain as the law of gravity, and I'm sure that without your inspiring posts we'd all be floating out into empty space lost, confused and aimless, thank you

[quote name='Jasmines Jewels' timestamp='1296970004' post='2621413'] This is a lie. Esthar and your sig are always worth looking for. :3 [/quote] We have high hopes for young Esthar's performance, he has been a great addition to Valhalla The sig is an ancient SGC original from her Val days, very proud of it, but you should see the pic without the artistic manipulations, very nice eye candy

[quote name='KagetheSecond' timestamp='1296968051' post='2621336'] Boo, Ke$hav [/quote] Yeah sorry about that, we had no choice, he bribed us with delicious roofie-laced cookies and took some inappropriate pictures for blackmail.

[center][img]http://cnvalhalla.org/valhalla_flag.jpg[/img] [size="5"][b][color="#800080"][u]In times of conflict, structure and [url="http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk115/Jesper-Valhalla/PolarMoti.jpg"]order[/url] must remain[/u][/color][/b][/size] [size="4"][b]The Valhalla membership has voted...[/b][/size] [size="2"][b]Our new Einherjar for the February-March term:[/b][/size] [b]Vice Regent:[/b] [i]Bud[/i] [b]Security Consul:[/b] [i]Esthar[/i] [b]Marshal:[/b] [i]Levistus[/i] [b]Chancellor:[/b] [i]Repepe[/i] [b]Emissary:[/b] [i]Keshav[/i] Please give a warm welcome to our new addition, Esthar! Be gentle, he's a total noob [b]Signed, The Norns Of Valhalla[/b] [i]Akasha, The Intimidating Beauty Seipher "Frenchie" Caim, The White Flag Viking Jesper, Wielder of the Brown-Nosed Baguette[/i] [img]http://www.cnvalhalla.org/forum/uploads/1232199505/gallery_42_38_7401.png[/img][/center] tl;dr: This isn't the Val Announcement you're looking for

The big boards confuse me, how can you people spend so much time in here, in the right place: http://forums.cybernations.net/index.php?showtopic=98283 Mods lock/delete at your leisure, thank you

The IRC channel for the purple alliance of Valhalla is incorrect on the Wikia, it should be #cnvalhalla. It is however correct in this thread. Thank you

NPO obviously... if they're allowed to

Stupidity encouraging military retort... and I thought Santa wouldn't bring presents this year Now let's just hope DF's old friends don't !@#$% out of eradicating these morons

[quote name='The Pansy' timestamp='1292721423' post='2543345'] Bob, please refrain from using sense, most of us want something, like this, to blow up and go global. [/quote] I support this most wise statement CN X-mas War '10 ftw \o/

Why should I care, and why the hell would I want to help UPN thrive economically?

[quote name='Kalasin' timestamp='1290149265' post='2517184'] Look, I'm really *really* not a fan of NPO, but shoving a post made in early October by a non-government NPO member into your charter alteration announcement, especially when the post has absolutely nothing to do with your charter alterations, has butthurt written all over it. [/quote] But he's famous!

[quote name='Lord Levistus' timestamp='1290123999' post='2516891'] I agree with those saying this thread is dumb. This is a minor tweak to Valhalla's internal mechanics that has no bearing on anyone not involved in our political process. There was no need for an announcement nor the inclusion of quotes that have no relevancy to the topic at hand. [/quote] If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing

[quote name='Kryievla' timestamp='1290115120' post='2516828'] Oh, surely not *ever*. This change was important enough to be made; it is important enough to be announced. It will impact our election cycle for this election and every one after. This also means that our government will be cycling more rapidly this term, and is thus of consequence to anyone who works with us or is planning on working with us in the future. Furthermore, we are less likely to be inebriated when voting next election, since we aren't doing it on New Year's. (that may or may not be good ) While you underestimate the impact this has on us and ours, at least you took the time to read it. For that, thanks. I really didn't think we added any spaces though [/quote] (That's?) What she said ^^

[quote name='xoindotnler' timestamp='1290113066' post='2516814'] No you did (after looking a few more times). Sorry to say, but this is the most useless announcement ever. [/quote] Please highlight the excerpts in question so we can have a new amendment proposal, discussion, validation, vote, ratification and announcement to rectify these errors Thank you

[quote name='President Nevik' timestamp='1290112335' post='2516802'] Why wasn't I consulted? [/quote] Someone told us that you wouldn't find it relevant enough to be bothered