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Schweineschwert

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  1. Yet look at the time stamps between posts. Pace yourself.
  2. There was this moth. A very genuine moth. One day he flew into a podiatrist's office. "What can I do for you, Sir?" asked the podiatrist. "I have been accused of horrible things." Said the moth. "I have tried to avoid ANY sort of conflict in all my life. I have sought to be a good moth and focus on the things a good moth should do. Yet circumstances make it impossible to do that." "Sir.", Interjected the podiatrist. "My family hardly knows me these days." Continued the moth. "My son Piotr has no respect for me as I am a shell of the man I once was and want to me again. He is a good son but his ideas of masculinity do not come from my example." "And my wife, Jasminka - she simply tolerates me and I would not be surprised in the least if she had a secret lover. She deserves such admiration and I... I cannot satisfy her as I should." The podiatrist managed to get in a word. "Sir, why are you here? I'm a foot doctor." "I see." Said the moth with a surprised look on his face. "I suppose it's just because you left the light on."
  3. i'm new. i enjoy meeting people and making friends. I collect stamps and coins and want to spend some time learning to play a musical instrument.
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